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Joined 05-12-09, id: 668320, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, General, Life, and Humor.

hello there! i am going to list a few things about myself:

gender: well, last time i checked, i was a girl, so it'll stay that way until some know-it-all doctor proves me wrong.

age: well, as you can see, i'm at least thirteen. which happens to be my favorite number! yay me!

address: I AM NEVER GIVING THAT OUT, YOU STALKERS!!

and, thats about all i WANT to give out. sorry you didnt learn anything.

please read my stories and reply!

i would LOVE to know what i need to improve on, but please be polite! thank you! =)

PS- dont expect any more of that "True Story From a Liar" thing. it was just a whim... although, for some special people out there winkwink i just MIGHT continue...

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if you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste.

If you've ever wondered why they call Donkey Kong "Donkey" Kong when he's clearly a monkey, copy and paste.

If you've had your heart ripped out of your chest before, copy and paste.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and laugh your feet off at all the people who waste their time trying to figure out what you did.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your copy and paste things, and thought "DANG! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, percabethatw, bite me3, crazy pureblood, lenaleelover13

I like cheese. I have seven purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

Help these inch-worms inch their way into everyone's profile! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever screamed at somebody JUST becasue you felt like screaming, copy and paste.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

If it drives you insane when someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can't answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love thunderstorms, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've told somebody's secret though you weren't supposed to, copy and paste.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.


Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Sit next to some guy/girl your age, and right when everyone gets quiet, scream, "NO, I WILL NOT KISS YOU, ROB!"

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

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'In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Dang!)
On a clipping pen: Not For Climbing
(...)
On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook Paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a Rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you."

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Annabeth

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Annizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Yellow Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Robinson Hill (...?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name): Solanmie

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Dr. Pepper (lovely)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Nlianch

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Faught

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Betty (oooh, scary)

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Cherry Love

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Blue Parrot

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1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Germany

2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? the

3. What can you hear right now? My computer

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. ...what am i supposed to put here? ok?

5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? A blank screen... channel out of order.

6. Type your name with your elbow. aqnnabetrhg (... decent)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? a lamp.

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Spottedleaf (even if she is dead)

9. What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? i said "dead"

10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? Recalnaoac

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Oh, yeah, she drags that thing bad, dont she. but she was already like that when her daddy left her here. she aint even my kid. she was just dumped on me. i dont have no money for doctors for my own kids, much less her. then after her daddy took off, i got stuck with her and the next thing i know my old man up and runs off, and me and them kids is about to starve to death. ~A Redbird Christmas

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My closet door.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? SpongeBob SquarePants (it was my brothers, not me!)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:00 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:00 am (wow i am good!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my mom's hairdryer

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? yesterday, at 8:00 am- i was going to VBS

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? ...my computer?

9. What are you wearing? some t-shirt advertising Malibu Beach, Cal. and some blue shorts

10. Did you dream last night? Ya (i cant remember it at all but everyone dreams every night so...)

11. When did you last laugh? about 5 minutes ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? little hooks for holding shelves

13. Seen anything weird lately? Yep

14. What do you think of this quiz? i love all surveys!

15. What is the last film you saw? I dont remember!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? i would buy me a phone bcuz my parents wont buy me one...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Uh... i'm gorgeous? (jk)

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? a) abolish all war b) impeach Obama

19. Do you like to dance? Only in the rain!

20. George Bush: Yeah...he's a person. Who was a president...i think...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Kristi

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Probably 'Bill' or 'Bob' or 'Avery'

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? ...BIG WORDS!! BIG WORDS!!

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.Connor!

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Yello! duh!

3. Your first initial? A!

4. Your month of birth? Feburary

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Maddy

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? ive never been to Cal. so i guess Florida...

9. Do you like lakes or oceans more? LAKES!! (no jellyfish)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) i... REALLY... want to be able to do cool stuff at age 80 and not have arthiritis!! :)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. even I knew that! and i'm ME!

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
i know i'm very happy... but i'm not good with words.

3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
well, considering im GOREGEOUS (jk) and im in love with 3 guys, i guess its true.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
i have... 3 times.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
im so paranoid that none of my friends like me, i find that hard to believe.

6. This person is your best friend. um... Ok... but shes moving next year! T.T

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. hey! thats not that many!

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
HEY! THE ONLY REASON THAT I DIDNT CHOOSE CAL IF BCUZ IVE NEVER BEEN THERE!

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
im loyal.. when i want to be.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
YAY! i'll be super active! -wait. how can it come true before my next burthday? TRAITORS!

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Whats the last book you read?

5th book of Percy Jackson and the Olympians

What's on your T.V right now?

Jimmy Neutron (ugh)

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

my dad and i said 'OK, OK, i wont'.

Where are you?

in my closet with the computer in it. (technically its not mine its in the hall)

What was the last thing you ate?

some bread, cheese, sausage, and eggs

What's your personality like?

im so incredibly RANDOM and i get straight As... i have the BEST BFFS (but im getting off topic- did i tell you im ADD?)

What was the last thing you thought?

What was the last thing you thought?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

ew.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

put a lot into college and then buy myself the new NV3

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

A computer mouse

What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?

Dreamy Alabama, where songbirds are singing, ~A Redbird Christmas

What's it like being you?

It can be fun and hectic at the same time, but i have my mellow moments.

What are your thoughts on writing?

I suck at it

How tall are you?

idk... about 5'6''

What book are you currently reading?

none sadly...

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Fav color: Yello

Fav person: Maddy... the Maria... the Kelly... the Lizabelle... (no offense liz)

Fav candy: um... i guess 3 Muskateers

Fav song: Dont Trust Me (30H!3)

Fav band: Coldplay... either that, or Hoobastank

Fav family member: i dont do favortism sometimes

Fav animal: little kitty cats

Fav food: BACON!!

Fav drink: Dr. Pepper

Fav household applience: The Refrigerater ( it holds food!)

Fav subject: Lunch

Fav summer activity: Hanging with my friends.

If you were able to answer these without feeling like people were prying into ur private lives, then u are a trustworthy person who would put themselves in the hands of anybody anywhere (not ALWAYS something good). copy and paste em people, copy and paste em!

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Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

It takes an intelligent person to act stupid. It takes a stupid person to act intelligent.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, lilninjapig, Trickster91, Breezy411, Master Solo, elegos-sirinial-shamtul, Journalist793, percabethatw, bite me3, crazy pureblood, lenaleelover13

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Yaaay Kitty!!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help her gain world domination!

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if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?)

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For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.
Crazy is when you get addicted to those stupid little shows like 'Avatar: the Last Airbender'!
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny.
Crazy is when you and your friends convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when you go to look at cats and can't stop.
Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary.
Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual ipod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why you're wiggling to what seems like a beat.
Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by.
Crazy is also when you stand on a street corner with a bunch of your best friends and when people drive by jump almost in front of their car and ask them to get out so you can give them a hug!
Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head.
Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object.
Crazy is when you copy and paste things onto your profile because you're bored.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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15 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1) Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10) Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through; say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15) Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

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37 Things to do in an elevlator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, DANG, I'm gonna miss you.

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The Unknown Journey by Sapphire Seraphim reviews
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All the Crap in my Head reviews
Just the random rantings of a teenager... dont worry I'm no Shakespeare!
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A True Story From a Liar reviews
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Who am I? reviews
just a little poetry-type-thing i made up on a whim. sorry if it sucks! R&R
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Elements reviews
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