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'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways -
Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Skiagraphia draft by Alyn Drasil reviews
-IP- Light and Shadow Book IV. Despite a war and political instability and not much support for their relationship, Keyd and Alan have managed to stay together. But there’s a lot that can still go wrong. mm slash. ROUGH DRAFT IN PROGRESS.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 275,317 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2009
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
The Benefits of Being Friends by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
The Way I See It by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. "You're kind of great too." He said at last, leaning even closer so his beautiful eyes were all I could see. "In fact, I like you quite a bit."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
In the Sudden Event of a Confrontation by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. Face-to-face battle is the hardest of all. But you're going to have to tell him you're in love with him some day.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Tribulations of Swedish Furniture by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I'd bought the bookshelf myself, had carried up three flights of stairs, and I wanted to put the darn thing together on my own. But how could I resist willing assistance from the boy who literally lived next door? Oneshot. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Like Best Friends but a Little More by xoxluurve reviews
To-do lists equaled love. He had an obsession with her groceries and a hero complex she secretly appreciated. His girlfriend wasn’t much of an obstacle; he only liked to be distracted. After all, she couldn’t know he secretly wanted her, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Consistency of Real Love by fallingstar13 reviews
Sometimes love is so much more than love at first sight and a whirlwind romance. It's the kisses in the rain and reckless feelings along with the failed first dates and dirty diapers. And when it’s real, it can last a lifetime. SKoW prompt 6 winner!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Radio Voice by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] The best thing in Ryan's day is the voice he wakes up to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
They Call Him Lovely by Zedler reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Befuzzled by Mailai reviews
There is a man in my bed. A very gorgeous, totally out-of-my-league man. Some sort of Greek Adonis, if you will... Is this a movie? One Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Kosher Dill by Aurette reviews
I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
This One Last Chance by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. Sometimes when you mess things up with your girlfriend it only takes a priest, a red balloon, frozen peas and evil triplets to set things right again. This is that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Magnetism by xoxluurve reviews
So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Summer of Fun by Well-Versed reviews
Claire's feelings towards her best friend Ian aren't just platonic anymore, that's for sure, but it'll take this year's disastrous Fourth of July barbecue to prove that to her. Now, if only he'd stop flirting with her so much. Revised-ish. SKoW Challenge!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Something's Wrong With You, Really by nexia reviews
“I really, really, really hate that I love you.” He smirked. “I know.” // One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Pork Tenderloins, 249 a Pound by Aurette reviews
Some people fall in love at candlelight dinners, and some people fall in love over sappy love songs. I fell in love in the frozen foods aisle. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Just Nutty by pixiepoptartz reviews
ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Daisies in December by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
"You're mental," she said. Glancing down the sidewalk in the direction of the institution from which I had just escaped, I nodded. "Yes. I am. Now can I get that ride?" Oneshot. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Grand Prize by Qui reviews
-Slash, oneshot- Love at the State Fair
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
How to Get a Girl by Carrollesque reviews
Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2004
Love Not Even The Heart Understands by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
Read at your own risk ; After recently getting a job offer, she moves back to New York to live with her brother until she gets her own place. Only to find that his roommate is the one person she can't stand.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,353 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Knowing You Know Me by fallingstar13 reviews
When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
‘Fin’ Is Just Really The Beginning by RandomActsOfInsanity reviews
So the Prince and Princess kiss, and they live happily ever after. But does the story really end there? A SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The Water Theory by found.eventually reviews
“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Yours and Mine by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Candid Moments by found.eventually reviews
“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
That's So Cheesy by fallingstar13 reviews
She didn’t like flowers. She didn’t like Valentine’s Day, huge boxes of chocolate, or hideously cute stuffed animals. She didn’t like anything under the category of cliché or cheesy. Sometimes it seemed like the only thing she did like was him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Withdrawals by lillypad-hopper reviews
James is perfectly happy working at the bank's drive through window until he realizes it's very hard to have a relationship with someone you've never seen. Stand alone, but a spin off of the GavinKatie stories. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Surprisingly Unsurprised by lillypad-hopper reviews
This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Stupid Little Things by brittle hearts reviews
You're always doing stupid things when you're around her, but you just can't get her out of your head.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Oops by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Alex knew the second that she set her foot inside his dorm that she would cause trouble. He should simply have gotten out of it while he still could. But he didn't. God, he felt like such an idiot. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Moth to the Flame by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] An assassination turns into an assignation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Let The World Know by Anepidekti reviews
[ONESHOT] Please…” I pleaded but he shook his head again. “I’m not doing this anymore. I refuse to.” He said with a finality that caused me to choke out a sob.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
For a Blue OrbRing by D.H. L'Orange reviews
one-shot Life becomes difficult for Mage-Apprentice Ashton after he inadvertently admits his love to the object of his affections, Prince Rhonan of Chastonia. slash: m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
The Elf, the Witch, and the Curse by Sasha L. Miller reviews
Chaie wakes up with a mysterious stranger in his bed... [slash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2006
Out to Pasture by Kimagure reviews
Connor's a city boy who has just moved to the country. Mason is a country boy whose twin brother is trying his hand at matchmaking. Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2006
And Lie on Demand by Kimagure reviews
Written for Ephemeratales' Sensory Overload ficathon. A prodigy mage decides he's going to try and get close to the knight of his dreams by disguising himself as a squire.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Dreamlike Lightning by Sasha L. Miller reviews
Sam is assigned to a manage a new band. With a very interesting drummer. Mmm... drummer. Oneshot, mxm, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
On Every Blackboard by Sasha L. Miller reviews
He wrote it on every blackboard in the school. Daniel Allan hearts Kyle Faber. 'Something had to be done. So Daniel kissed Kyle.' Slash, oneshot, mxm.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Untitled by Sasha L. Miller reviews
[Oneshot] Dancing and boys, two things Kaz had never thought to put together. [Slash, mXm]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
That Face by it's only castles burning reviews
A sweet little one-shot, Ian on Tess, for readers of Chasing Mussolini. "Tess has a face I would write about, if I had enough guts. The closest I ever got was 'Her face is a million songs', which is really too flowery and crap for my tastes." Please R&
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004