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Lasciante Ogne seprenzzea voi chiantre. (Abandon all hope ye who enter here.) -Dante's Inferno.

Not really! You don't have to abandon all hope unless you are a flamer. In which case I will have no choice but to obliterate your entire hard-drive. Seriously. I will kill again!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! But seriously, be nice to me and I will treat you with the same exact courtesy that you have shown me. Well, any way, on with those pleasant, completely awkward, aggravating phases that we in polite society deign to address as an introduction.

'Bad table manners have broken up more households than infidelity.' -Gigi.

I am NoAhDorable. Or if you would like to be friendly, NAD, or if you want to be the future holder of our sexy babies, than Noah. @.@. Any ways, I have loved writing since well...forever really. to me, writing is an escape from everyday life into a world that you yourself have control in. I mean, every one says that your life is like a book, waiting for you to write in the missing pages, but we don;t always have complete control in our lives. But when you write something, you do. You can make the story go anyway you want.

I've had this for a pretty long time, but I hardly ever post anything... Usually only read, and I will only deign to comment on a story if I beleive it to be inspiring/cute/well-written/well-executed/because I feel like it. I also happen to give out NoAhDorable Badges of Cuteness/Awesomeness/Puppy Love so be sure to look out for those. If you ever need help with anything be sure to ask, and I'll see what I can do. I've beta'd...beta-ed...let's just go with edited for various authors across various sites and they all refuse to let me have a life. Which i find I don't mind all that much. But seriously, anything except for the conviction of a felony, and I'll consider helping...if I like you. P.S for all of those people who said they liked my angel I had to change if because of this adorable Gaara I found.

So that about sums me up. I hope you have a wonderful, excruciating, and awkward journey into the being that is me! hehe So lovelies, just remember, I'm here when you need me, and please comment on my stories. Oui? Si? Hai? Just say yes. Love you. Until later. ~NoAhDorable.

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The School Showers by Silver Edged Fantasy reviews
Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Gibbous by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT/companion piece- Holm wants to see it, and Simon gives in. In Manitou extra. mm slash.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Perfect Asian Superstar by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Perfect Asian Superstar. That's who Patrick is. To his parents, to his teachers, to everyone. But when he decides to tell his parents that he likes boys, how will they react? More importantly, how will his best friend's brother react? MxM slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Somewhere Hiding Underneath by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
For Freak -of- Spade's February challenge. Harper feels, sometimes, like he doesn't belong. When he finds a boy who comes from a place so different than his, what will Harper do to make him fall in love? Slash. Oneshot. M for freakish sexual references.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
To Live for Pancakes by Abstruse Blue reviews
Life has it's ups and downs, Luke knows this well. He also knows he's a slacker with no real purpose in life but he understands unlike gothic boy Jeremy that life is worth living, especially for pancakes. ONESHOT SLASH Freak-of-Spade's December Challenge
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Simple Questions by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
Taken from one of my favorite chain letters. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Delayed Epiphany reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The Coming Dawn by fragmented blue reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Steve's mom always told him not to talk to strangers. So when the hobo in front of Phuoc Loc Tho started yelling obscenities at him, he did what seemed best--run away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Stalker by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
English Adventure by Lush Mellifluence reviews
M/M Slash. Adam, a gay Californian teenager, is forced spend his Christmas holidays in England with his bully.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/3/2004
Fate's Fools by Freak-of-Spade reviews
The first time was a random, incident. The second time was a strange hazard. The third time was an eerie coincidence.SLASH YAOI SHONENAI MxM BoyxBoy, whatever you want to call it. Cute fluffy slash. To those who don't like: you've been warned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Never Say Thank You by Tygati reviews
Slash. When Conall hears his coworkers discussing a strange thief that sneaks into their houses and cleans everything, he knows it couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. After all, Brownies are just fairytales... aren't they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Halloween Candy and Sloppy Kisses by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
Cool autumn air wrapped around my slender body as I walked down the darkened old street in which my best friend just so happened to live on. Stupidly I had agreed to go trickortreating with him, though I am a seventeenyearold boy. [Yaoi][MM][R&R!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
A Fairy Tale by Tygati reviews
Slash. A young fairy is forced to take on the responsibility of ruling his kingdom after the true ruler goes missing, but also manages to fulfill his own job as well. Does he have any time to himself to find love, or is duty all he has left in his life?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
By Moonlight by Tygati reviews
Slash. A sheltered young prince makes a friend late one night that will change his world forever, though he will encounter considerable odds before he can truly be happy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Yin and Yang by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
A boy struggling with the death of his father and his crazy mother, finally finds peace in a boy he met in the library. [MM. Slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Working It by write-this-down reviews
MM [Slash] Jared is not having a good second day on the job, and the grumpy gift shop manager isn't really making things any easier. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Lemon Crème by Abstruse Blue reviews
He thought his life was ordinary. He thought the man who made his heart ache and his favorite bake goods would never see him as more than a customer. He was wrong. [slash,oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Still Life by Yoyo-chan reviews
Cordy's the invisible kid that no one notices. When he finds a genie, will things change? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,728 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
The Ordinary Vampire by Rachel Lynn reviews
Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2006
A Griffin's Tale by Kimagure reviews
It's Feo's duty to guard princesses and make sure they end up with the appropriate questor. So what happens when the princess isn't exactly a princess? Slash. M/M content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2006
Black Underwear Makes Me Feel Sexy by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] Fighting leads to kitchen kisses and nervous touches.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2006
Evesdropping by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT- You can pick up things on Christmas Eve, even things you don't expect. m/m slash
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2005
Two Princes by Rachel Lynn reviews
Salem is a regular run-of-the-mill college student sort of , and Naaki is just the strange rich guy who's taken an interest in him or, at least, does not run screaming from the singing . M on M slash. Oneshot. Randomness ahoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
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