Lasciante Ogne seprenzzea voi chiantre. (Abandon all hope ye who enter here.) -Dante's Inferno.
Not really! You don't have to abandon all hope unless you are a flamer. In which case I will have no choice but to obliterate your entire hard-drive. Seriously. I will kill again!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! But seriously, be nice to me and I will treat you with the same exact courtesy that you have shown me. Well, any way, on with those pleasant, completely awkward, aggravating phases that we in polite society deign to address as an introduction.
'Bad table manners have broken up more households than infidelity.' -Gigi.
I am NoAhDorable. Or if you would like to be friendly, NAD, or if you want to be the future holder of our sexy babies, than Noah. @.@. Any ways, I have loved writing since well...forever really. to me, writing is an escape from everyday life into a world that you yourself have control in. I mean, every one says that your life is like a book, waiting for you to write in the missing pages, but we don;t always have complete control in our lives. But when you write something, you do. You can make the story go anyway you want.
I've had this for a pretty long time, but I hardly ever post anything... Usually only read, and I will only deign to comment on a story if I beleive it to be inspiring/cute/well-written/well-executed/because I feel like it. I also happen to give out NoAhDorable Badges of Cuteness/Awesomeness/Puppy Love so be sure to look out for those. If you ever need help with anything be sure to ask, and I'll see what I can do. I've beta'd...beta-ed...let's just go with edited for various authors across various sites and they all refuse to let me have a life. Which i find I don't mind all that much. But seriously, anything except for the conviction of a felony, and I'll consider helping...if I like you. P.S for all of those people who said they liked my angel I had to change if because of this adorable Gaara I found.
So that about sums me up. I hope you have a wonderful, excruciating, and awkward journey into the being that is me! hehe So lovelies, just remember, I'm here when you need me, and please comment on my stories. Oui? Si? Hai? Just say yes. Love you. Until later. ~NoAhDorable.
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