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Joined 05-19-09, id: 669361, Profile Updated: 07-05-12
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Humor.

Hello there.

I like reading, writing, and reviews; I despise plagiarism; I spend ungodly amounts of time on the internet. I'm also very fond of food.

I do write some more original stuff, but since this site caters mostly to readers of fluffy romance and clichés, I figured I'd do that instead.

Enjoy!

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Ruben by artofjula reviews
Hollis is your average psychotic oddball with a superiority complex. All she wants is to be left alone. Of course, that's easier said than done.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009
If You Can't Take the Heat by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Saver by Noir Schist reviews
So Faye did wish that her stalker-like admirer would disappear, but that didn't mean she wanted Jack dead, not to mention while saving her...or his vengeful spirit on her tail, hell-bent on taking her life. [removed for editing.]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Henry and the Shadow by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
A life, defined by negative space. Slash, T for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Selfish People by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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SuperNova reviews
After 17 years of monotony, Eli Reever has contented himself with being perfectly average. After all, he's going to be stuck on earth for the rest of his boring, uneventful life. Or so he thinks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012
Case Xander reviews
Xander Wyatt is stuck between a rock and a hard place. The rock: possible death and dismemberment by a number of shady organizations. The hard place: a girl about the height of his shoulder. Oh, the dilemma.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
Weightless reviews
Complete. Every girl wants to meet the boy who makes her feel light; happy - who makes her feel weightless. I met a boy who made me feel like a ten-ton elephant - too bad he was my only ticket to getting the man of my dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,253 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete