remythirteen
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Joined 05-19-09, id: 669473, Profile Updated: 10-11-11
Author has written 19 stories for Love, School, Life, Friendship, Family, Religion, and Humor.

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I'm Remy. I like giving myself nicknames. I'll be 19 this November. I go to Mizzou and am majoring in Psychology, with a potential double major in Child Life. And maybe a minor in writing...

I'm a Sagittarius; apparently that means I'm outgoing and obsessed with nature. That is totally wrong. I am shy to the point of being a hermit, and I really dislike the outdoors for the most part.

I would be happier if I had been growing up in the 1920's, 1940's, or 1960's.

I am in love with Ringo Starr and Jon Hamm. Tom Felton has been a crush of mine since the first Harry Potter movie came out.

Besides my future job as a child psychologist, some careers I've had in mind: Honors English teacher, detective, filmmaker, actress, writer, tornado chaser, ballerina...

Books, poetry, movies, music, history, philosophy, the human mind, words in general - I can't get enough.

I have serious deathly fears of spiders, owls, bridges, static on the TV, and being abandoned. But mostly spiders.

I'm really obsessive and it bugs me so much. Unfortunately I don't have a spine, so I never take risks for things I want. Ugh, conundrum.

I'm not normal, to say the least. Unlike 98 percent of the teenage population, I actually love reading. And school. Told you I'm weird.

More random personality traits - HUGE procrastinator, easily distracted, clingy, sensitive, emotional, likes to exaggerate, indecisive, way too quiet for my own good, compulsive liar, musical, creative, daydreamer, bipolar, grammar and spelling freak, shy, prone to dramatic mood swings in record time, but a really awesome and loyal and funny friend once you get close to me.

My poems are usually autobiographical or tied in to a character in one of my abundant stories, some of which I may actually finish/upload someday. Either that, or they're results of fanciful mental images. Believe it or not, writing fiction is my first love. I just never actually finish it or don't like it enough to publish.

Some days I just wind up pulling a bunch of random poetry out of my butt. No, not literally.

favorites...

author: F. Scott Fitzgerald is the almighty. I also love Jeffrey Eugenides, Sylvia Plath, Ernest Hemingway, Leo Tolstoy,

books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass, The Great Gatsby (anything by Fitzgerald!), The Lovely Bones, Atonement, Shutter Island, Rebecca, The Notebook, Night, The Virgin Suicides, The Bell Jar, Thirteen Reasons Why

movies (my favorite things): Atonement, Inception, Schindler's List, The Dark Knight, La vie en rose, An Education, Moulin Rouge, Shutter Island, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, The Prestige, Nine...anything with Marion Cotillard. ANYTHING.

music (fun fact- I play 5 instruments and sing pretty): THE BEATLES!!, Taylor Swift, The Civil Wars, Flyleaf, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Paramore, He Is We..I could go on all day.

tv: MAD MEN, The Brak Show, The Office, Dawson's Creek, Charmed (stop laughing ok), The Fairly OddParents...I don't really have the motivation/TIME to watch TV anymore.

obsessions: Australia (been wanting to move there since I was six), jellybeans, movies, music, quotes, coloring, video games (Haunting Ground, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Beatles Rock Band, Rule of Rose...NOM), French everything, Alice in Wonderland, the 1920's-1960's, photography, Batman and co. (Harley Quinn, mainly), cutting pictures out of magazines and making pointless collages.

actresses: If I could be one person in the world, it would be Marion Cotillard. She's my inspiration. I also love Blake Lively, Michelle Williams, Olivia Wilde, Katharine Hepburn, Cate Blanchett, Rachel McAdams, and Zooey Deschanel.

actors: JON HAMM, Tom Hardy, Tom Felton, Ralph Fiennes, Daniel Day-Lewis, Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, Matthew Goode.

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The Revenge of the Pharaoh by Forensica X reviews
The sixth dynasty of the Old Kingdom of Egypt ended with a female Pharaoh. Her name Was Neterkare - the most beautiful and brave among women and men. This is her story of her life, love, and revenge against the men who stole her happiness.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011
He and She by Knittingknots reviews
A collection of vignettes and other short pieces about an unnamed man and a woman as they come together and find love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
lungs on the black market by kissing walls reviews
oxygen is useless. -pillowbook VI
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
funny how things turn out, eh? by violetvalentine
yet another..
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
sewn together by kissing walls reviews
with every breeze that whispers past my ear - yes, i hear you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
your hands are cold by lovelaced reviews
I know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
hearbreakers by lovelaced reviews
he will be heart number three.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
I’ve made an, executive decision by speakeasy-love reviews
I am not still in love with you, and there will be no 'pinning'.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
passing the love note by stolen hugs
Our teacher is too engrossed in his Science Dictionary to realize that I’m about to do something that may effect my entire being because I like /him/ that much .
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
everyday by lovelaced reviews
e.v.e.r.y.d.a.y is about abortion. I do not support abortion so if you do, you probably don't want to read it. Please do not send me flames or stupid messages. If you do not like it, say that, but state why. Thank you and enjoy reading.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Brazen Showers by silentslumber reviews
a love affair with her teacher
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Forever is Never Enough by Plastic Glitter reviews
lesbian drama?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006
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my funny valentine reviews
stay, little valentine, stay...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
the fall reviews
take me back to holding hands in the rain.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
once beating heart, cold as ice
i left my dignity at your front door.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
oh blue christmas
please take down the mistletoe; i don't wanna think about that right now.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
tiny heart reviews
a tiger in the midwest jungle.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
sweater girl & karate boy
i want to say i love you; it's just that when i'm around you my knees turn to jell-o.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
peanut butter pancakes reviews
i still have the sheet music for "prelude and dance".
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
like a leaf clings to a tree
a december 2009 pillowbook. rating just to be safe for potential future additions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 631 - Published: 12/19/2009
calling nancy drew reviews
you played me like a violin, then cut my strings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
what's a disco stick? reviews
and other miscellaneous quirky moments from an average life.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009
and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea reviews
the darkness deepens; abide with me.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
snow white and sugar cookies reviews
let's play monopoly until two in the morning.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
between the tousled sheets reviews
let's lose your frameless glasses and my ugly plaid skirt.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
gemini syringes reviews
there just can't be a me without you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
each to his own lovely grave reviews
a kind of penance for being a screwup, you could say.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
the art of seduction reviews
you and i and the secret we keep.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
that famous book by nabokov reviews
wet bus stop, she's waiting. a/n: use of names entirely fictional, no coincidences intended.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
dailey reviews
funny how you were perfect in my mind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
12:59 lullaby reviews
i don't wanna be without you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete