M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.

A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.

ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*

"You're leaving?" She put her arms forcefully around his neck. "But you haven't taken me to see your sister. You haven't taught me how to kiss or promised me that you didn't regret it. You haven't mown the lawn. You said you'd mow the lawn."

SLASH. Travis can't help messing with Jared, but now is he letting things go too far? After all he only wanted a little action, not a boyfriend.

He knew that I wanted him and, being the best friend that he was… He gave me himself. He bestowed upon me a gift.

Her shorts might be on backwards. One-shot.

Augie has a lesbian with a broken gaydar as a best friend, and a crush on a boy whom he starts to know. Life has never been more interesting. / Oneshot, slash, fluff

Mallory Flowers hates the month of April. Too much rain, she thinks. Not enough sun. But Connor, he loves the rain – he says the heat makes him cranky. “Then why do you carry around that umbrella?” she asks. “In case I run into you.” ONESHOT.

I can't believe this is happening to me! He... And I... But how? I guess I'm in for an adventure and a half.

What happens when best friends Steve and Jess play a game of 20 questions?

Every Friday, Riley gets home from work and parks his car around the block because the guests at Jasper’s parties always block Riley's driveway. So when Riley parks in his own driveway on a Friday, he gets pretty suspicious. Birthday present for Emily.

Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?

She utters the magic words: “It’s okay”, and then, quietly as her pain grows and morphs into emptiness and loneliness, “I’m used to it”.

A short 600 drabble, about a guy who can't stop thinking about this girl, but he 'knows' that he is 'not' in love with her... created out of pure boredom.... ENJOY

As I was marching down the sidewalk huffily, a part of me hoped that Bryson would come running after me begging for forgiveness and admit that he was wrong. But instead, I got this: "Wait! You forgot your bra!" ONESHOT

—and the cycle starts again.

When we wish upon a star, we whisper a single secret, our deepest desire, to this little diamond in the sky, hoping it would come true. I must be always wishing on the wrong star, because someone else is always getting what I want.

Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT

(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.

I know that he doesn't even know I exist, but I can't help hoping that one day he'll sweep me off my feet and we'll ride off into the sunset to our happily ever after.

I was a good kid. You know the type – straight As, Honor Society, rule follower extraordinaire. So how did I end up at the town's hottest New Year's party, hoping to be kissed at midnight by a boy who played two Varsity sports? ONESHOT.

One-shot. Scribbling down lyrics of a song stuck in my head caught the attention of the most popular boy in my school. And it turned out he had some things he needed to sort out too...

Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.

Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.

Oneshot. Slash. Colin's pretty sure that everything Patrick does is unconventional, but it's one of the reasons why he likes him anyways. Though Patrick should really learn that winter is winter, with or without snow.

I heard a low chuckle in front of me, but I dared not look up. "You know you're a nerd when you have a bookmark with your first initial." Oh, but that took the cake! No one insults my bookmark and gets away with it! OneShot.

“What are you doing!” I asked incredulously. “I’m trying to hide from the girl my parents are trying to hook me up with." “Oh...how’s that going for you?” I asked. He shrugged slightly. “Pretty good until you walked in.” ONE-SHOT.

Zach's never really liked girls, but he always had trouble rejecting them properly. But, of course, that's why he kept Axel around. Slash, oneshot. 8D

It was, he supposed, just a joke. No one would have based everything that they had on a pair of cheap, thriftstore juice glasses. “That’s serious!” she tells him, he laughs, but her next sentence will haunt him a long time: “Those are unbreakable!” 1shot.

So: "Did you know that three years ago to the day I really, really wanted to kiss you?" At first I cursed myself for saying this, but then it turned out it was all I had to say to finally have her in my arms. F/F, one-shot

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.

we're only tumblerumble stones, okay?

Eric has a crush on you." I exclaimed at the top of my voice, "Eric has a what on me!" Abruptly, everybody - especially Eric - promptly turned around to stare at me. Oh crap.

because in some out of the ordinary way, you remind me of myself.

You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.

Mel usually doesn't value first impressions, even if it's with the cute junior who smokes and decides to work with him. Luckily, it doesn't matter anyways. Slash, oneshot.

Slash oneshot. Keep your key and take my heart. FLUFF TO THE EXTREME. Like seriously. MAJOR FLUFF IT WILL GIVE YOU A TOOTHACHE. Also dedicated to Clockwork Times Rated for sensuality.

She is beautiful and kind; tender with glitter in her DNA." Femmeslash.

The first time you have sex, you understand one thing: It's not beautiful. The first time you fall in love, you understand one thing: You can't understand it.

A girl and a boy say things, but not the things that are on their minds. Oneshot, fluff.

And my middle name is Eve; I was first whorewoman.

..."Do you trust me?"..."No."...He smirked. "Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" -ONESHOT

Titanic!slash for Emily. Getting bumped into every time you try to take a walk along the ship's deck in the morning can be annoying, unless the boy bumping into you is cute. He might even be the only thing you care about saving when the ship goes down.

M/M. ONESHOT. All of it's just a joke. Funny, he actually feels bad about lying to the fag more so than actually kissing or holding him. He feels strange, like he's not good enough for someone like Tarquin Blake.

When you're a Hollywood star, Can I come and stay at your house?

I swear. A/N: This fucking collection is so embarrassing. OMG.

It's prom and even though I hate it...I've gotta find someone. Too bad I'm a magnet for rejection. --Tammy Ugh...why doesn't she just ask? Doesn't she know I've loved her since the first grade? -- Jimmy. It's time to expect the unexpected. ONEHSOT

Daniel James Parker, I’ve had a crush on you since the end of freshman year, and I haven’t been able to get you out of my head since then. I’m head over heels in love you. May I have this dance?" SLASH

I love belts. He was the guy with the green belt. I love him. Too bad he thinks I'm a freak. ONESHOT. I just wanted to say this story has like no concept…I wrote it on a whim. So um…don't expect much

Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!

I've been counting and it's getting old. ONESHOT

My mother thought it was a great idea to bring her easily bored family to see an old ugly man play boring songs on the piano. As it turned out, he wasn't old, nor ugly. Actually, I kind of agreed with mother after seeing him. M/M, Slash.

Josh finds himself with a crush. A crush on a younger boy... When that boy makes a move, what will he do? Push him away for the sake of his rep? Or swallow his pride and have some 'fun? Rated M for language and not so appropriate themes.

I bent down to pick up my bag. ..."I can't believe I was going to tell you I love you tonight," I said quietly. I turned for the door. ShortOne-Shot

What if you met the man of your dreams online? You fall in love with them, find out they live in your town, go to your school and everything. What happens when you go to meet them and find out they are your brother? Kick him and Run! Slash. Incest.

A boy goes over his one-sided love. Kind of angst-y. Rated K and up for a kiss. Drabble.

16 prompts for the 16 days of holiday break, finally posted. This is Brandon and Tanner's story. It's not hard to fall in love; it's only hard to stay there - especially when everything is falling apart. But we will make it through. Slash. Complete.

I don't know why watching him kiss some girl --for MY photography project, even!-- annoys me so much. But one thing's for sure, I'm not jealous. Nope. I just want an A. Really. One shot.

Melanie & Jake have been daring each other since the 4th grade. Neither of them has ever backed down from a dare, that is, until she hears what Jake dares her to do. "Melanie Carter, I dare you to plant one on me, in the middle of this cafeteria." ONESHOT

“Well, if you're going to be insane, you could at least be so in a more exciting manner,” She scolds.--- Credit to Dramarama for the title, but I like the Lucky Boys Confusion cover better.

Who new babysitting could be so good? Slash not sure about the rating so i put M.

SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.

You can't like me. Look at me, I'm just... weird and strange and awkward." He looks at her. He's not sure what she's been smoking/drinking but there is nothing weird and strange and awkward going on here. FLUFF, please indulge yourself.

Once you're a horny pirate, you can't really stop Lady Gaga, aliens or lesbian vampires having sex. But um. That's what it's like being a pirate, right? // CRACK, slash, oneshot, for Kullasmere Ice because... I have no idea

You were the class clown, the actor, and the well liked one. I was the shy, hardworking, and quiet one. You were lewd. I was a prude. But I had to go change, didn't I? Erm... I don't really know. My brain kinda spat this out. R&R please.

she asks him what he's thinking about. what goes on in his mind? please read and review.

One-Shot. Slash. Two boys with uneventful lives are thrown together by the Postal Service and the tendencies of a Dalmation to be very affectionate to the Postie. "Strange. He usually goes after the postmen...." "I'll be going, then." The guy said hastily

Based on a dream I had. About a boy who confesses to a girl who has low self-esteem. Short one-shot.

It starts with Seth wanting to go to Vincent's house in the middle of the night, and ends with Vincent taking his boxers off. All discussed through online chat // slash, oneshot, chat!fic :D

Ariel lost a dare to Seth, and is forced to wear a provocative bunny costume to the town's annual Easter Egg Hunt. Earth-shattering embarrassment ensues. An Easter One-Shot.

Emily and Jesse,her best friend,are at a party,playing 7 Minutes in Heaven,although Emily isn't actually playing.What happens when she and Jesse are called to go in the closet?She can't kiss him anyway,Jesse has a girlfriend.And maybe 2 after this.Oneshot

SLASH/MM It's Halloween. Mikah and Lauren are working as "scarers" at a haunted barn/corn maze. Two teenage boys alone in a barn house loft YAY SMUT. Warnings: Slash/gay sex, Napoleon Dynamite reference, hardcore gay porno, and YOUR FACE HAH. For James.

You turn the last page and you whisper, 'Welcome to the end of the world.' Apocalypse.

It’s hard to be best friends with the most sought-after guy in school. Especially when he’s the resident playboy. AND you have a massive crush on him. -story told through IMs/texts/notes/phone convos-

ONE-SHOT “He stares at you.“ “He doesn’t stare, he watches.” “Same difference.” “It’s not the same thing!” I realized my voice had risen a few decibels and toned it down. “Staring is creepy, watching is… something else.”

Jane McAdam wasn't even worthy enough to be called the dirt beneath my shoes. She was nothing. Nothing compared to me, that is. Oneshot - Flash Fiction.

He fell in love on a rainy day. He had to make her his - but how? A list of options was drawn up: bump into her; get her hair caught in his watch; the bend and snap; and more. With his prowess, there's no way they wouldn't work... right?

*Flash Me Suddenly's February flash fic winner!* I'm going to the Valentine's Day dance... with someone who asked me on my desk. I wish I knew who he was...

You’re not the girl he looks at, not the girl that makes his eyes shine. And that's what hurts the most.

Andy, you're a star in nobody's eyes but mine. SLASH.

Maybe he'd feel the same way she did . . . someday. Just a little late Valentine's Day one-shot, for my friend. T because of slight cussing.

It was love at first masturbate.

She was in love with him for four years...but couldn't find it in herself to talk to him. ONE-SHOT Im warning you guys! It might be a little sad.

She looked over to me, smiling. Her cropped short blonde hair framed her bright green eyes, giving off a sense of warmth. “We're victimized for a life we didn't ask for.” femslash. flames welcomed.

Yaoi. PWP. Logan wakes up in rather awkward and very unusual position, with a raspy voice confiding in him that this is his b-day present. REMOVED

“Look, flying raccoon suit Mario,” I point over his shoulder and he looks away from me, giving me time to grab him by the collar and step up on my tip toes...and kiss him!

Really really short one-shot. Something I wrote for a friend. r&r please! :

I like my gold star, even though I just got it. Its entertaining for the long school days. Its such a simple possession, and I all I got it for was a cupful of candy. It's nice, too. After all, Brooke did make it.

vague slash. one-shot // Just stoned and missing you.

Thats his name.

You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.

Shhh, my name is Jayden and as weird as it sounds Im in love with my brother. mm pairing,yaoi,a bit extreme. Warning:Boy on Boy-INCEST!

COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.

Story #1 of "Cory's Adolescent Saga" Five Teenagers - One pool...everyone has fantasies...

ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.

Nicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.

It should never have been him.

Young and inexperienced, is it odd that our best moments would come from times like these? We regard these moments as our worst, blame it on the immaturity, the age, the hormones... and yet sometimes true heaven comes out instead of hell. LEMON. Mature.

She would do anything for love...

All About Miranda. This Girl I Have Strong Feelings For.

lust.

From their childhood spent running through the woods to adulthood and all its perils, Jen and Matt are best friends - it's written in the stars. Anything else is carved in soft ink that they've never payed attention to anyway.

How many sporting metaphors can you use for love?

Boy contemplates what to write about when given free time in class, but finds himself distracted while thinking about her...

Honestly, love fucking sucks. That’s why I never wanted to fall in love. Unfortunately for me, that stupidly adorable boy pushed his way into my life and more importantly, into my heart. Fucking boy. Slash, MxM. Fluffy One-Shot.

I wanted to feel his lips on mine, crushing the air out of my body. This was the moment I had been waiting for.

Bella's Home late, and wearing THOSE PANTS! . “Nice pants, sweetheart. I think I remember when you brought these home. I told you I didn’t ever want them to see the light of day…. Very clever of you. There is no light out right now...

One-shot. Drabble. Featuring the ever so lovely, M. Shadows. Just a sweet little one-shot.

haha its pretty self-explanitory... a promise i made someone make.

I love someone. But they don't love me back. R&R please!

SLASH,INCEST. never leave a fourteen-year-old boy alone to entertain his thoughts about peaches and other boys.

ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.

Perfect Asian Superstar. That's who Patrick is. To his parents, to his teachers, to everyone. But when he decides to tell his parents that he likes boys, how will they react? More importantly, how will his best friend's brother react? MxM slash one-shot.

All I meant to do was steal the shiny off his arm, I didn't mean to lick the shiny lip ring. Great, he's my brother's beat friend. yesterday I paid him no attention, today, all because of the stipid shiny, I can't even do calc. oneshot

Posted at 11:58 PM. She wanted to be loved. For a time, he loved her.

That tongue should be banned. Banned from kissing. Especially kissing me. No. No he didn’t kiss me, he mouth raped me. Raped my mouth. In broad daylight." - Very Quick One-Shot

I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.

He knew he couldn't give her what she needed, wanted and desired. And she knew that because she wasn't what he needed, wanted and desired either. Half the time all he said was, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." And half the time she knew he really was. oneshot

ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."

“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."

Yaoi. Michael expected a lonely evening with his book, not a confrontation with his ‘little’ nephew Gabriel; who isn’t really his nephew and definitely not little; who only has one thing on his mind, ok, maybe two. REMOVED

Craig Nicholls and Conor Oberst. Slash warning! Basically this is just mindless smut.

“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.

“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

A young couple are finally able to express physical love for one another when their parents leave for the day. Lemon Het Hetero slight gore graphic desriptions oral

“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.

Dylan has his first kiss when he least expects it. Slash. MM. One-shot.

“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!

“Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";“I knew it,” He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :

Ten things that a guy loves and hates about his best girl friend. Oneshot.

One Shot / I guess I should be embarassed that a guy can affect me that much, but what the hell, it's not like he notices...Left up to show improvement.

Patience and Cia. Incest, lesbian sex. Hooray!

Two friends have an online conversation that is to be kept private, until someone prints it out. [ONESHOT]

He's standing across the room and I'm falling to pieces.

[slash] In nobody's eyes but mine. [one shot]

One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.

There were two things Jasper obsessed over: young women, and bloodshed. Summary is lame. Teen for blood, victims, all that good stuff.[[Oneshot]]

It's the way your face lights up when you laugh... and how your eyes sparkle when you talk. Do you believe in love?

She's liked him since freshman year, but they've never said a word to each other. Now, he's about to graduate and leave her behind. Everything seems to be working against them, and their being together is as possible as a square moon. One Shot.

[OneShot] If you could have him for only a night, would you take him? She did.

Two best friends take their freindship to a new level. Based on a dream I had. FemSlash! Beware.Not good at summaries. Full suumary inside.

A girl denies her first experience...nonspecific [lesbian]

Gabriel is finally caught stalking Daniel. SLASH YAOI

[my second oneshot] So I was going to the prom with a guy I had a crush on for three years. Perfect, right? Nothing could go wrong. But then his best [girl] friend in the universe asks him. Dr. Phil, where are you when I need you?

As much as I enjoy watching his oral displays, I can't help but want to find the girl who gave him that lollipop and kill her. Slash. Happy Valentine's Day.

[Slash] When two friends go skating on a cold Christmas night, they get more than they bargained for.

There were some things some people just didn't want to see, and there was a difference between cowardice and prudence. And so they didn't hold hands in the shopping mall no matter how much they wanted to. FxF.

[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.

(ONE-SHOT) He died in an accident a week before their wedding. Then she found his journal.

It was my first day of high school when I met Chris. I decided that I would hate him forever. That was until life threw me a few curveballs. SLASH Graphic. Review and I'll return the favour! Some mention of incest but nothing graphic. COMPLETE!

“… And all the chocolate in the world could never cure her broken heart, but it only took the chocolate brown in his Italian eyes to fix it right up…” Oneshot.

Do you see the way I'm staring at you, like I never want to blink? Or the way I look at you when I'm trying to looking away? And when I'm all silent in class, just exactly the way I am now, there's actually so much I wanna say?

Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]

"You watch him with other girls, listen to him rave about each new one in turn, and feed his mom lies about why he isn't home nights, all the while wishing he were yours." (One-shot)

A girl. And a boy. And their mutual hateness towards one another. Only to be brought together by an inanimate object. [Oneshot]