I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.

SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.

ANOMALY CHRONICLES ARC, story 4: Nicholas Starburn chose to live in the normal world than serve as a Seer. But after pining and longing, always keeping mostly to himself... is there really still a reason to keep fighting? WARNING: Homosexuality

A curse to his father and a tool to his mother, Prince Mordred has always been a servant of fate. However, loving a wizard means throwing caution to the wind, especially when said wizard is apprenticed to Merlin himself. Slash. MxM. Inspired by legend.

A new version of my sci-fi cops and sex slaves story, sans gaping plot holes and hopefully with a better flow! Why is there a mole in the Interplanetary Police? What will they do about it? Read and find out! Slash, yaoi, anal

Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M

-Slash, Complete- Sent north to help with a dragon infestation, Fire-Prince Tandir had no idea what he was getting into. The tale of a Love Septagon in the Icerealm.

When an enslaved young man finds a tiny dragon lurking amongst the roses, little does he know that his entire life is about to change.

So you want to live a fairy tale? Caleb has read them and knows how uncomfortable they are to the hero. Vomiting gemstones anyone? But at least that's better than toads. On the bright side, the hero might get his own hot guy with a dragon tattoo. Slash

-SLASH- Being a vampire is the least of Adrian's troubles.

Tomoe never liked Valentines Day but he seems to have a secret admirer in this school filled with delinquent demons and monsters. Shonen-ai, possibly Yaoi or smut?

Cael lives a seemingly ideal life as a talented young soldier and a nobleman; quick to smile and flirt. His perfect mask is threatened when he's sent to the Dark Court where he will face his darkest nightmares - and the Demon he sees as his betrayer.SLASH

THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)

Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.

(SLASH) Abandoned and unwanted, Flute is taken from the wards by the Lord Dante to the mysterious Companion's City where he will become what he was always meant to be. [m/m, f/f, and m/f]

[slash, oneshot] An assassination turns into an assignation.

Lord Philip was a Duke's son, and David was the richest young man in Oxford. David's got secrets he's trying to hide, and Philip has a penchant for emeralds. MM SLASH.

Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.

Quests these days. The knight is anything but holy, the dragon has no sense of priority, and as usual, the maiden has to come to everyone's rescue. Light M/M slash.

All Realin wanted was to get him home. Grab the prince by his own damn hair and -drag- him home. And dragons, ravens and war aside, it would have made things almost simple if that had been all he’d done. Strong M/M

This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!