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Joined 05-25-09, id: 670470, Profile Updated: 05-27-09
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

This is the joint account of big.break.and.laryngitis and Subconscious-Flirt.

If you were wondering.

Slash oneshots are our pastime. We still don't know why.

"I think he needs a bang, and I don't mean that in a homosexual way." ~ Michael Buckley on Adam Lambert's hair

"Now get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch! And eat some fucking chicken soup." ~ Justin Taylor on Brian Kinney's CANCER OF DOOM

List of things we FANGIRLSPAZ for:

-Adam Lambert
-Anime with English subs, as opposed to dubs (Specifically Zero no Tsukaima and Gakuen Heaven)
-The Mortal Instruments
-Metro Station
-Pete Wentz
-American Version of Queer as Folk
Harry Potter
-Inside jokes


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Louis's Super Secret Sequel reviews
So, now that Evan and Tristan are living in Happy Couple Land, Louis is starting to feel a bit... sad. So Evan and Tristan hatch a plan to make Louis happy again by making HIS match. Only, there could be some slight complications... MxM slash oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Louis's Super Secret Memorial Day Matchmaking Plan reviews
Though at first going camping and sharing a tent with a sex-god who is already your sort-of friend may seem like a good idea, DON'T DO IT. Evan's friend Louis bails on their annual camping trip. Luckily for Evan, Louis has a plan. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete