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Author Name: Rose Kelvin
What I Write: Poems
Blink 182, All Time Low, Chameleon Circuit, Jamie Cullum, Owl City, REM, The Script, Train, We Are the Kings.
Harry Potter, Much Ado About Nothing, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Narnia, The Seventh Tower, Lemony Snicket, Percy Jackson, Throughly Modern Millie, Into the Woods, Sweeney Todd, The Resistable Rise of Arturo Ui.
The Blues Brothers, The Holy Grail (Monty Python), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Doctor Who, NCIS, Castle, Bones, Glee, Merlin.
Orange Juice, Cashews, Chocolate
Basically I'm an insane pessimist with a dry sense of humour.
Quotes I live by. Quotes to Think about. Quotes that are just funny:
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinction. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Humour is reason gone mad.