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Joined 05-27-09, id: 670701, Profile Updated: 10-31-11
Author has written 35 stories for General, Nature, Fantasy, Life, War, and Humor.

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Name: Eliza

Author Name: Rose Kelvin

What I Write: Poems

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Music:

Blink 182, All Time Low, Chameleon Circuit, Jamie Cullum, Owl City, REM, The Script, Train, We Are the Kings.

Books/Plays:

Harry Potter, Much Ado About Nothing, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Narnia, The Seventh Tower, Lemony Snicket, Percy Jackson, Throughly Modern Millie, Into the Woods, Sweeney Todd, The Resistable Rise of Arturo Ui.

Tv/Film:

The Blues Brothers, The Holy Grail (Monty Python), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Doctor Who, NCIS, Castle, Bones, Glee, Merlin.

Addictions/Obsessions:

Orange Juice, Cashews, Chocolate

Bio:

Basically I'm an insane pessimist with a dry sense of humour.

Quotes I live by. Quotes to Think about. Quotes that are just funny:

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
- Evan Esar

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Sir Richard Francis Burton

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
- Lane Olinghouse

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- James Thurber

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinction. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
- Leslie Nielsen

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handy

Humour is reason gone mad.
-Groucho Marx.

Three O Ten by luckyblakcat reviews
This is how I get through my school day. A short poem that I actually chant when I'm in class in my head. Reviews returned
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
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Shards of Shattered Roses: A Title I Stole, Again reviews
A selection of poems based on the story Shards of Shattered Roses by A Mad Man With A Box on Fanfiction . net
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/30/2009
It's reviews
Sitting in darkness at 10pm with a light two meters away... Finishing a good book and not knowing what to do next... Looking back and wishing you hadn't remembered... Listening to depressing music and feeling content...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Cliche Poems Made Decidedly UnCliche reviews
The cliche lines in poems added to my decidedly... er... unique endings.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Deep People reviews
Sad is happy for deep people." Ever wanted to go walking in the rain?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Things That Be reviews
Just a small poem. Ever wondered what would happen if things that be didn't be anymore?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Four Knocks reviews
A poem inspired by a story.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Lies reviews
A bit of a different poem for me. Open to interpretation.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Dreams reviews
A poem about keeping an open mind. Rated T just because I think teenagers would understand this best.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The Other Side reviews
I put this under 'war' but really, it's more about the effects of war.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Poems of Poetry reviews
These are a collection of poems about styles of poetry. Disclaimer: I don't claim to be an expert on any of these styles, this is mearily my shot at writing them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
To Whom it Concerns reviews
Think Roseanne.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Standing Still reviews
A poem about what happens when you just stand still and think
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
The Sight reviews
A poem about how seperate people see the same picture and yet everything is different.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Words reviews
A poem about the perils that words can bring. Words like the awesome word peril. Rated for one swear word, because I'm paranoid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Broken Roses reviews
A poem about... about shards of shattered roses
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Undead Future: A Title I Stole reviews
Undead Future is the name of a story written by a friend of mine on Fanfiction . net and these are the poems to go along with the chapters. Explained better inside.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
The Window reviews
a window I look out of everyday
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
The Room reviews
A poem about the room bewteen life and death
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Noise reviews
a poem about a heartbeat...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
The Voice reviews
a poem about that voice, the one in the back of your head.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Why: A poem that isn't called Why reviews
This is a poem about many different things. My title is why, yours could be completly different.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Universal Black Hole reviews
a poem about the universe that we live in, that we assume is ours and assume is very very important
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Music reviews
a poem about music that I wrote in music class ... shocking huh?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Dying reviews
Not nearly as sad as it sounds. More a poem for people who like writing poetry, because there are a few gaps to fill in...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Ocean reviews
a poem about the ocean... my titles are so creative...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Night reviews
a poem about... the night
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Nothing
a poem about... well nothing
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Shadows reviews
a poem about shadows inspired by dragons... yep, I got from dragons to shadows in the space of 3 stanzas...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Death
Just a little something about the concept of death. Really not as dark as it sounds.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
The World is Quiet Here reviews
a poem about ... well its a bit hard to explain... think Lemony Snicket.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Rain reviews
a poem about rain, isn't rain awesome?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Fear reviews
a poem about fear. Mwah. Ha. Ha.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Fire reviews
a poem about fire.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Water reviews
a poem about water.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Time reviews
A poem about time.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete