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Joined 05-30-09, id: 671326, Profile Updated: 01-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Young Adult, Song, Kids, and Mystery.

I've deleted most of my crappy stories that I wrote when I was still starting junior high.

Feel free to browse around.

This is mainly my dumping spot for random ideas streaming around in my head.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
So Typical by Incandescently Chelsea reviews
When the two clichéd stereotypes, popular jock and socially awkward nerd, are forced together through an assignment in lab, chaos arises. Throw in a forgotten past, a bitchy cheerleader, three best friends, an identical cousin, and a few other dramatic situations, and you get a Typical, confused brain.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,092 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
The Essence of Healing by Imminent Paradox reviews
If life has taught me anything, it's not to trust others. That's why I'm the loner, that's why I don't want friends. I was getting along fine, and then that school project happened... And suddenly, everything was changing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,100 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009
I'm All Yours and Yours? by bleedingvalentine reviews
Ember Morose is a vampire that's been betrothed since birth and doesn't no what its like to make a choice. That is until a curve ball comes here way with an ancient contract that has her bound to another vampire as well. Stand back or make your own fate
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Live It Up! by The Dancing Cat reviews
Kizzy is a girl who's been able to see ghosts since she was a baby. It's never bothered her until it sucked her into the realm of the Dead and she met Death himself! Now Death wants her to be his wife, but he doesn't seem to understand the meaning of no.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009
Alethia Syndrome by Pinkamoo reviews
I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
KoKo by Melladonna reviews
SHOUJO. SWEET & SENSITIVE. "My job is to help people smile and ease them of pain, but he's different. I love him, but if I help him, we can never be in love, then again, if I don't help him, I let him suffer with sorrow. What am I supposed to do?"
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Let Me Go by Imminent Paradox reviews
This is a oneshot inspired by the song Let Me Go by 3 Doors Down. A guy contemplates his life before he leaves. I know, not descriptive, but sometimes... you just have to read to really know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Who I Am by Imminent Paradox reviews
Yeah... The name is probably pretty cliche... But I couldn't think of much : . Hm... I don't know how to summarize it. What can I say- it's just a poem I found laying around. Just read, I guess...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
18th Birthday by Erik Blais reviews
Your first improvement says a lot about you... What would you choose?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008
Ursäkta, ou est mi seiki? by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash one-shot// In which there is an epic battle between French and Swedish, fought valiantly with cunning intervention, cruel seduction, and passive aggressive notes. Loser buys dinner. //For Freak-Of-Spade's challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
its MY chemical romance by Meghyn reviews
How quickly a person's life can change...it can go from bad to good to bad and then back to good. Julie's life was a prime example of this. But with her friends as support can she find that happiness that never leaves?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 77,581 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Horrible Mistake by Penelope P reviews
The Devil grinned wickedly and stared down at her broken body. Her mangled wings spread out painfully and her bruises ached. The last Angel was dying and The Devil stood and watched. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The Final Days by Tranquil Thorns reviews
A futuristic, semi-apocalyptic piece.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Third Law by TorgoTheWhite reviews
A hard sci-fi account of an orbital maintenance man's misadventure aboard a derelict space station.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Genesis by Alankria reviews
Said the snake to Eve, I was created by a different God on a different world... the fruit of the Tree will grant you knowledge of all I have told you and more. Short story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Pearls of White and Grey by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Girlyslash] Smoke can kill you, but I think she'll be the death of me long before the lung cancer sets in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
McFuture by Alankria reviews
In an obese future, Dan, one of five humans working in McDonalds, uncovers the company's dark secret. Short story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Ideals by Kendal reviews
Written for my best friend in high school, something short, telling him how I felt and why we couldn't be more...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/23/2001
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Grin reviews
Welcome to Arthenius' Circus of the World. Watch the show, play with the animals, or jeer at the Freaks. All for a very good price. Your pick. But be careful. Heed my warnings if you wish to live. *not intended for young readers*
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011
Images of a Beautiful Summer reviews
The last etches of summer drift slowly across the landscape, as the beginnings of dew moisten newly-dried up leaves, signaling the return of autumn. 30 written sketches of summer.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009
Much More Than This reviews
No one ever deserves anyone who can't treat them right. I have created this song for everyone who has had a jerk of a boyfriend or crush ...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of Eliza Jane Andrews reviews
That I would be able to bring an assistant, of my own choice of course." Eliza Jane Andrews, a native Parisian, is bored with life. That is, until her grandfather comes home. She is suddenly sucked into an adventure that'll change her forever.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009