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Joined 05-30-09, id: 671339, Profile Updated: 05-28-18
Author has written 16 stories for Manga, Song, Action, Horror, Life, and Young Adult.

Age: 30

Location: Houston / Texas

Name: J.M. - not gonna tell ya my last name

Hobbies: Rapping (I'm a rapper), Anime, drawing, video games, politics, common sense, culture

Looks: Average hight, dark brown hair, brown eyes,

Genres: I like to read most but I hate horror. I am most partial with romance stories (I am a hopeless romantic.)

Style: I am a Regionist as I mostly like to write about Southeast Texas. And, I try to style myself after Ernest Hemmingway and Jack London.

I am a rapper and an anime/manga artist and storyteller out of H-Town (Houston), Texas. When I mean a rapper, I don't mean those industry idiots that raps about having money, pimped out cars, flashy and gaudy bling, half-naked girls shaking that @, hell naw, that not what I'm about. I rap about the heart and soul, I rap about real life, I rap about the corrupt system, I rap about true love, I rap about politics, that's what I'm about. I go by Fowl-Kon because I got my name from my high school alma mater's mascot, the falcon. I saw that falcons, the Peregrine falcon in particular, were some of the fiercest birds in the world because of its fierce dive-bombing speed (over 200 mph). I am birdbrained, and I believe that I will fly high some day. Currently I am working on my demo, "Pre LP".

Favorite Rappers: Tupac Shakur, Nas, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Common, Consequence, Wale, J.Cole, Chamillionaire, Scarface, Big K.R.I.T., Run DMC, DMX, T.I., Young Jeezy, UGK, Bun B, Pimp C (R.I.P.), Big Moe, Lecrae, Andy Mineo, N.E.R.D., Public Enemy, N.W.A., Ice Cube, Ice T, Whodini, Slim Thug, Slick Rick, A.Z., Canibus, MC Sniper, Outkast, Big Boi, Andre 3000, Outsider, MC BK, Mr. Room9, MooWoong(Zenio 7) & TakTak36 (both of Baechigi), DJ Road, Jay-Z, Thai, Cromite, Masta Ace, Atmosphere, Cormega, Eminem, John Legend (yes he can rap), NimbusNine, Gloc9, Tech N9ne, Krizz Kalico, The Game, Ludacris, Black Eyed Peas, St. Lunatics, A Tribe Called Quest, Q-Tip, Snoop Dogg, Blue Scholars, Native Guns, TLC, Marco Polo (Producer like DJ Khalid but way better), Wyclef Jean, Rapsolute, Z-Ro, Trae tha Truth, Wu-Tang Clan, Rza, Gza, Inspector Deck, U God, Ghostface Killah, Redman, Method Man, Old Dirty Bastard, DJ Screw, DJ R2, Majatron, Lil O, Fat Pat, H.A.W.K., Big Moe, Jurassic 5, City High, Maino, Black Moon, Mobb Deep, Fer East Movement (Five Years before "Like a G6"), Drake, Kid Cudi, Lil Wayne, Cool C, DJ Cutz (local), Swaga (local), Su$pen$3 & J-Whit (local homeboyz),

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I also mentioned that I'm an anime/manga artist and storyteller. Some of the works I'm currently working on are:

39 Web

Stephen Vargas' views relationships like the silk strands of a spider web, they connect and link each other. Though some will break, they can reconnect, even though others cannot, while new ones can always form too. Now picture Stephen's school, Space Center High, in Houston Texas, one of the biggest schools in the area. Through Stephen's eyes, see how the webs of relationships are woven and what troubling drama it can weave.

Just A Friend

Marcus Pena is a guy having some serious girl troubles. Every attempt at a date has resulted in every girl in his class stating that they all like him but just as a friend. But when he meets a girl on vacation who gives him a chance, he manages to pull the ultimate screw up, thus her leaving for home. When he comes back home, depressed and still hoping to find that same girl, only to find her staying at his home, as his soon-to-be-step-sister. How will Marcus deal with this?

(To run concurrently with "39 Web")


Sixteen years after his birth during the eradictation and extinction of his people, the last pure blood of a hidden South Pacific Islander tribe, highly advanced in science; technology; kinesis; and mysticism, has been granted possession of an ancient mystical amulet by his now late mother in order to search for those responsible for the destruction.

Cryptic Xtreme

An unlikely teen heir traverses the globe to assemble a ragtag group to investigating a worldwide conspiracy that dives into the world of UFO & Extraterresials, Classified Government Operations, Cryptozoological Creatures, Temporal Paradoxes, and Doomsday Prophecies while busting criminals along the way, after the comic book he created somehow came to life.

Sactuary Crusade

5912 A.D., 3900 years into the future, mankind has been driven underground by the forces of evil. Genetically manufactured agents, cannibalistic giants, and extraterrestials rule the suface. Almost all signs of civillization and human technology is destroyed, and every day is a struggle for survival. Through the medium of now ancient texts and oral language, the story of an ancient fable telling of a heroic individial who led a crusade against the beginning wave of evil. Enter a 13-year-old unaware of his reincarnated soul, digging for food. He discovers an ancient amulet with strange markings. The artifact he finds reacts to him and gives him the powers similar to the fabled hero of centuries past. With his newly found powers, the boy decides to lead a new crusade to the surface and lead all of mankind on an exodus to a new world and away from the desolate Earth.

(3900 years after "Cryptic Xtremes")

Crests Of Avalonia

Ten years after the disappearance of his younger sister, Emma, Nate Quinn, shut almost everyone out of his life, constantly haunted by the events of that night and by the red eyes of the shadows that took her. Enter a girl who is able to crack him out of shell by taking him to a new world, Avaonia. The problem, the same force that took his sister, rules over most of the Avalonian world through the power of crests, and they are looking to take over Earth. The solution, unbeknownst to him, he was born with three crests that contain three powers, that when put together, can alter reality, and just maybe bring hope and liberate Avalonia and save both worlds.

High School Cliche

Jurassic Samurai

What happens if dinosaurs didn't go extinct and the evolution of humans and mammals still progressed in the same fashion? Fast forward a the time where man has learned to coexist with the beast, in the warring states of Japan, where people live in constant fear of being killed. Along comes a battle-tested samurai that has turned his sword toward the carnivorous prehistoric beasts to become an expert dinosaur hunter. Is he what the people need to erase their fears and live in peace?

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. * Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. *Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. *Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female. 2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation. 3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologicallyappropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. *Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of QuintupularAgglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: 1) The Hero/Leader 2) His Girlfriend 3) His Best Friend/Rival 4) A Hulking Brute 5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: 1) Extreme Coolness 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

#52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. *(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and exposition]), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might havea tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


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Shadow Net by Casey Jonez reviews
A planned trilogy. Up to Book which is just starting. A story of a young man who lived a poor life on Earth. Unaware it was all training for something much larger than himself or Earth. Unaware of the places he was headed, the people he was about to meet, or how valuable a commodity he was to the universe.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 123 - Words: 801,661 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 1/5/2009
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
One Night Stand by Sav3MyS0ul reviews
Rewrite Ryan was the dream of all girls, but her dream girl left him disappointed and dejected after a one night stand. He didn't even know her name but wants to find her somehow. How an accident and one night stand completely changed his life? Read to find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 121,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 4/4/2009
Small Crush by Glee-chan reviews
Nobuyuki Takei, known as a class clown to the students of Class 3-2, is really a lonely boy. With a neglectful family and no real friends, he feels his life sucks. When his only real friend suggests that he go out with the class athlete Ren Tsukino, he can't get the suggestion out of his head. Slowly life starts to change for him. But could a popular girl like Ren ever like him?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,887 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Complete
Kometto High by Lunar Phoenix reviews
Somewhat of an outcast, Alec finally moved to a new high school. Even though he felt he could not change himself, he hoped to make a fresh start. Unfortunately the town he moves to is full of supernatural creatures and normal humans are forbidden.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 312,083 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2008
LotCJ II: Rise of the D'enmos by Icebender21 reviews
Sane and his friends are back in a new adventure to stop a clan of half-demons from finding the sacred Miracle Heart that rests within the one chosen to be their God. This time they're not alone. Guardian Soldiers? The Mahou Knight? Legend, power up!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/26/2008
Tomorrow's Mistake by Crazy Black Man340 reviews
Corey's a teen nobody who's been ordered to be killed by Terra, a gorgeous assassin from the future. But with her own secrets, Terra decides to spare Corey and live with him instead. Can Corey stay alive from other threats AND teach Terra to act normal?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Kurimu! by SimpleDreamer reviews
Samantha is a girl with no friends and a closed heart. But after meeting Kurimu, a spunky genie with a devious past who can grant her every wish, she begins to change... and gains an everlasting friend in the process. *Shoujo-ai*
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,175 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2006
The Power of Eight by Orion Phoenix reviews
Eight teenagers from around the world are brought together in order to save earth and everything that's important to them. But, as powerful as they're told they'll be, living a normal life and saving the world will not be easy. *Updating*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,577 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2003
I'm in Love With a Professional Heartbreaker by AmazingGrace91 reviews
When Adam's con-artist uncle forces him to seduce the daughter of the richest man in town, he gets a horrible surprise; the daughter is his best friend. Throw love, loyalty and an identical twin into the mix and his "mission" gets a little messy...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 479,994 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
The tongue-in-cheek tale of boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, and the girl just keeps getting away over and over again. An extended version of the short story She Got Away Rated T for language, suggestive themes, and violence. Please R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 77 - Words: 105,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
The Sword Saint by Millennium Writer reviews
There have always been protectors, stretching far back as memory will allow. Ever since the first sword was forged, there have always been Sword Saints. This is the story of Soujiro Taki. His life, his dreams, school, his training, all guided by his blade
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,300 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/9/2007
Hayabusa Abumi Must Die! by Melissa Norvell reviews
HETERO. What do you do when women you barely know are trying to kill you? Avoid death and try to make sense of it all without dying first!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,222 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008
The House Where Spirits Live by Icebender21 reviews
LotCJ Universe Halloween Speical. While gathering decorations for a party, Sane and the gang run into the likes of Alliester Harker, a mysterious rogue vampire with a taste for young blood. The thing is... why does he have his sights set solely on Ami?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
A Different Kind of Cinderella Story by GremlinGirl reviews
Whoever said Cinderella was a girl? Meet Caleb Burke: an average kid who labors under his stepdad's keen eye. What'll happen when he's convinced to go to a Halloween party and makes out with the most popular girl in school? Rated M for lang. and innuendos
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009
Invasion by Twilidramon reviews
Aliens have taken hold of Earth, taking control of the denizens as an act of revenge. But from what? What did Earth do to them? Now, six Survivors are about to stumble onto something a little... strange.... But will they understand it before the end? R&R
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,301 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
September 15th by itsVKEE reviews
With every step, they were leaving eachother behind and everything else with it. Maybe it wasn’t worth letting go; not even a little bit. Not even at all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Manga award guild by The manga authors guild reviews
The information for manga writers to come by and enter their stories into a award site for fun and gaining new fans. PLEASE PM US AND GO ON OUR WEBSITE FOR THE COMPLETE INFORMATION!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Delu Kaz: Land of the Forsaken by 4seiken reviews
A normal boy bored of his everyday life is sent to a land of angelic beings, demons, and demi-beasts. When presented with his destiny, what choices will he make? First story I've ever written and I'm not good with summaries. Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010
October Chronicles by Oathkeeper of Oblivion reviews
Daisuke finally has the power to summon his Reikon Kensei. Now he will be able to fight alongside Hikari. But there are more like them which can manifest their soul into weapons. Only question is: Where are they?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Last Chance by justmikeg22 reviews
Terminally ill Marcus Baines has four months to live. He decides to change his classmates' lives forever, from falling for the most popular girl in school to searching for a shy classmate's estranged father. Rated M for language and possible sex later.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
Melancholy Days by NsShadowSerpent reviews
Yukio Hirakawa has always seemed bored with his monotonous life. When he meets a girl named Akemi Hatoyama, who shares his passion of Anime and Manga, the both of them along with their friend Ken, decide to form a Doujinshi club. Hiatus.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010
Writing Love on Her Arms by Thaddeus Grey reviews
A boy born mute reaches out through the poetry he publishes online.When he meets a girl through this outlet that can only be described as a genuine character, and later meets her in real life,they begin to grow closer than they imagined. Oneshot. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Our Secret Paradise by lumieredarling
He had waited fifteen years, just to see her again. That beautiful spring morning was something he knew he would never forget. It was the day he fell in love with red kimonos and cherry blossom trees.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Lonely Days by Lunar Phoenix reviews
A girl who detests the thoughts of love, and a boy who wishes to be alone. What happens when they meet? As well as a bunch of other, crazy students clashing against each other!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 271,698 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006
Fate Be Mine by Marker25 reviews
Eien Rikuzen, a high school senior, finds his life to be boring and dull. One day, transfer student, Inori Kato, comes into his school. She, along with several of Eien's friends, turns his dull and boring life to to one of craziness and unpredictability.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Million Dollar Max by xXxbroken-hearted-angelxXx
Max is a secret agent who is also an alien and who chose to live here instead of back home. That was until he met his partner. Alexandria was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. What happens when years of hiding the truth from her finally comes out
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,681 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010
This is My Tale by vanilla.barcode reviews
She’s best friends with the one girl I absolutely hate. She’s popular and I’m average, she likes boys and I like girls. How the hell did we end up together? FF slash/ Lesbian relationships. Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,609 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Legend of the Charmed Jewels: The Revised Edition by Icebender21 reviews
When a mysterious race comes to Earth, it's up a teenage boy and his friends to stop them. Using the power of the Charmed Jewels, Sagami Sanekichi must transform in Soldier Platinum to defeat the Zoaman. Now with revised Chpts. 1 thru 3
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 292,837 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Douwa no Gendai: A Modern Fairytale by Miki Mayhem
A 15 year old junior high student named Akira comes across a mysterious manga one day on his way home from school. The book is about a magical princess and a war for power; the back of the book is a spell. Upon being read, light bursts forth from the page
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009
Dreaming of You by Disneyjunkie13 reviews
Daniel Welch, your average teenager guy, started having strange dreams of a girl that he longs for. What happens when he meets his dream girl in real life?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 11/13/2005
Giddy Brew by The Brat Prince reviews
“I know that magic is real, I know that. But what if it’s a mistake that I am…well, magical?” It's the same story everywhere. Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl fails to acknowledge his existence. Oh, and did we mention they're magic users?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
I'm In Love With A Stripper by AustinDangerPowers reviews
My roommate dragged me to a strip club. She flirted because it was her job. Before 5 minutes had passed, I was in love. /Changes POV/ Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,715 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The Search For My Kiss by SimplyDevine reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Animal Magnetism by Crash Ichimonji reviews
Boy meets girl. Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Boy and girl do 'it'. Boy meets other girl. Other girl likes boy too. Girl and other girl hate each other's guts. Boy is afraid for his life.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Psycho Dust by GWT reviews
After entering his second year in High School, Atsuko Daisuke encounters a girl that reveals herself as a psychic. Aliens roam the Earth in secret. What is a boy to do? Why, help save the planet, of course... Soon to be Published!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,425 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Simple Really by sooner or later its over reviews
The solution was simple really;Girls trouble, no trouble no girls.So to make their lives simple 4 guys promise to swear off girls for their senior year.Of course when the girls find out it causes an uproar...and what happens when the guys all fall in love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
My Mira by David Stewart reviews
A story of an alien girl running from home. She meets a human boy. How will their meeting shape the future?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Snowball's Chance In Love by Crazy Black Man340 reviews
Love Like Hell's sequal. Please don't read this until you've finished the first book. It's a spolier. really... don't. I mean it. IF you do, I swear... *shakes fist* Oh, yeah. Summary's inside.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007
Sticking Together by lindserly reviews
Alexandria, Callie, and Max are best friends whose lives are changing throughout the summer before and during senior year. This is the story of their loves and heartbreaks, and their unbreakable friendship.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,346 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 1/17/2005
Love Like Hell by Crazy Black Man340 reviews
Densuke, your average teen Demon Hunter, is sent to an all girl's school due to the fact that his father thinks he's gay. Can Densuke live with his secret kept to himself, and without the girl's thinking he's a pervert?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,043 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
The Infoduel: A Novel of Decentralized Conflict by Jave Harron reviews
Two subversive groups compete for influence around the world. Governments, corporations, mercenaries, terrorists, and criminal organizations become pawns in an invisible world war for the hearts and minds of the next generation. Completed.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 78,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Nothing is Forever by christinaxxyo reviews
Life was so much less complicated when he didn't remember she was his life-long neighbor and fell in love with her... A story set in China with a western twist.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,768 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Doing Whatever It Takes by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Love's Knight by WhiteBlazingPhoenix reviews
Always follow your heart. A tale of one young knight, his unwavering heart and the powers that it held. It's up to him to save not only the girl he loves, but also the world he loves. Please R&R, reviews are encouraged!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 172,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007
The Infowar: A Novel of Asymmetric Warfare by Jave Harron reviews
Governments worldwide slide towards despotism as terrorists become more ruthless. Between these two extremes, an international network of informed citizens, true patriots, and subversive intellectuals must take matters into their own hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 109,467 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
The Dream of Reality by Virage reviews
Vin is a writer trying his hand at a romance comedy. Suddenly, one of his characters comes to life. As he tries to make sense of it all, things get really weird. It's then he realizes he's no longer the author of his story. CURRENTLY UNDER RE-EDITING
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,471 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
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AWE: Aura Warrior Evolution: the Epoch of Reality reviews
Book 1: After a masked vigilante stops thirteen thugs in an attempted robbery, the world become enthralled with the possibility of the existence of superheroes. Enter Kaei, a boy with an unusual set of eyes. As he is taken for a wild ride, strange forces begin to manifest in the city of Houston. Follow along as you will be left in...AWE! Ages 14 and up, May be Rated M in future.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 3/31/2017
Amefuto Gaijin
Take one football-obsessed wannabe jock; an ousted pariah; a thieving, indifferent hoodlum; a reluctant kid from the ghetto trying to do good; an army brat; and an ex-gangbanger, and transfer them all to a foreign land. Six teens must survive their new school as well as each other by bonding over the same sport, Amefuto, also known as: American Football. DOWN! SET! HUT! HUT! HIKE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,910 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014
Find Your Way
A rap song sending a message to all those party girls who drink their troubles away.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
About to Fly Away
The 10th track on my first upcoming mixtape "Student Rookies"; tells the tale of inspiration in everyday life or the lack-thereof.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Published: 3/5/2012
AWE:AuraWarriorEvolution:Catalyst of the Beginning
A boy with an unusual set of eyes with the ability to see aura and see in a complete sphere is taken for a wild ride to become a champion as good, evil, and everything in-between begins to manifest in the city of Houston.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,666 - Published: 4/24/2011
A Soulja's Second Sonnet: Street Tattered By Color
A deadly look at how certain colors can be fatal in the hood.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
A Soulja's First Sonnet: Street Corners
When in the hood, there's always a story on every street corner.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
The Ascension From My Hell reviews
After a tragic loss, a gangster from the Midwest heads to the Northern Plains to escape the trap that is the city streets. This is the beginning of his redemption. R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011
I Am The Dreamer
Originally for my Creative Writing Class. I ofter have thoughts about this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
To Avoid an Aswang
17-yr.-old Corazon is late coming from the Philippine rice fields one night. She has to cut through the jungle to return home safely avoiding rebel soldiers and a bloodthirsty demoness known as the Aswang. P.S. This a OneShot for my creative writing class
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Fate Of The Play
The ironic implications given to two friends as they are now opponents on two American Football teams, the Gold Confrence's Denver Bruins versus the Silver's Houston Rebels in this year's UAFL championship game, Elite Treasure Cup game, in Quebec City, QB
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Contact Exodus
What if we were not alone? What if they were to come here? Not to visit us, contact us, teach us, experiment on us, but to live with us, as refugees. All of us affected because of some nefarious plot on the Universe. Our only hope, a prophecy to come true
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,161 - Published: 3/3/2010
Watch 4 Us reviews
These are the lyrics to my demo rap song, "On My Way Up". Inspired by Consequence ft. Kanye West, John Legend, and DJ Khalid
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Stepping Stone
These are the lyrics to my demo rap song, "Stepping Stone". Beat provided by Heavy Weight Beats via SoundClick.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
On My Way Up reviews
These are the lyrics to my demo rap song, "On My Way Up". Beat provided by Black Light Music LLC via SoundClick.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Ayo DJ, Play Back That Beat reviews
When an accident befalls upon a local Houston rapper, he is told that he would be important in the future and has been granted a second chance in order to move forward, provided with a few unexpected twists along the way.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009