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Author has written 33 stories for Love, Life, Nature, General, Friendship, and Young Adult.
No. its a lie. never submit anything to poetryamerica.com or greenspring publications. -sobs-
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. sterotypes suck. I enjoy being BI. I am very open with it. Though my family doesn't know. Ugh I hope none of them ever sees this. Oh well. Let them find out. I've lost friends cuz I'm bi..forget them.
Wellllll...my name is Jasmine. Most people call me Jas. I'm a grammar fanatic. I love it too much for my own good. really. I will be 13 in July. Wow.
I have a Fanfiction.com now. its jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT too. bluhhhh http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1905078/jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT
Things Out of the Ordinary about me:
-I cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and I'm not afraid to admit it.
-I've seen Drum Line Starring Nick Cannon so many times that I can quote it word for word, which I do at random moments
-I read Breaking Dawn from 8:00 to 12:00 one Saturday Morning for the first time. (and cried)
-I've read Breaking Dawn more that 5 times (10 to be exact)
-I've ran into a tree.
-I've fell down a hill.
-I've pushed on a door that said pull AND pulled the handle on a door that said push.
-I've tripped over your own feet. (all the time.)
-I've fallen up stairs.
-I've tripped over air.
-I've ran into a tree.
-I've walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged; I just wasn't paying close enough attention.
-I've attacked by a squirrel.
-I am anti-social sometimes.
-I have embarrassing memories that make me want to smack myself/someone else.
-I am bored and like to write stuff.
-I've tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.
-I've fallen off a chair backwards.
-I always get so many books at the library I never have time to read them all..
-I've tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking myself in the eye.
-I am in geometry 2 years ahead; i love math.
-I love reading.
-I am a grammar freak.
Moral of the story: I'm a crazy, loud, and proud freak :)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
90 percent of American teens would die if the Jonas Brothers wanted to jump off a cliff; Copy and Paste this to your profile if you would run up the fuckin' mountain to see them off. (Maybe even push them)
If you have ever wondered why the period (.) wouldn't go italicized, you're too much like me.
If you thought that (.) looked like a deformed boob, you and I were separated at birth.
95 percent of teens are bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who think it never left.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Anamorphic version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree etc.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)
My favorite books:
Twilight saga, House of Night series, Uglies series, Dr. Seuss (im a total kid sometimes), Harry Potter Series
Fictional Character Crushes:
Twilight: Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, AND Seth Clearwater
House of Night: Erik Night, Loren Blake (in the first and second Books), Heath Luck, Stark, Damien Maslin (House of Night) gawd I wish he wasn't gayyy. (mkayyyy). Erin's boyfriend (Duh, bcuz I'm Erin), All the Sons of Erebus
Harry Potter (Is it necessary to tell you which book?)
Ron Weasley (we're too much alike)
Zane (Uglies Series)
Favorite Music and Such:
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Otherside, Purple Stain, Under the Bridge, Californication, Scar Tissue, Havanna Affair...Do you want me to go on? Didn't think so.
Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Trina, Lil' Wayne, Paramore, Papa Roach, Fleetwood Mac, Aerosmith, Panic! at the disco (Theyll always have a ! in my heart), Fall out boy, Theory of a Deadman, Nickelback, Creed, Sublime, Lil' Wyte, The Lonely Island, Bloodhound Gang, 3 Doors Down, 3Oh!3, Akon, All American Rejects, Asher Roth, Avenged Sevenfold, Bon Jovi, Boys like girls, Buckcherry, Coldplay, Creed, David Cook, Drowning Pool, Eminem, Faker, Finger 11, Good Charolette, Gym Class Heroes, Hinder, Hollywood Undead, ICP, Journey, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Matt Nathanson, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, OAR, Plies, Muddle of Mudd, Rehab, Secondhand Serenade, Seether, Shinedown, Slipknot, Snow Patrol, Souljia Boy, Styx, Sum 41, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Taylor Swift, The Killers, The Script, Three Days Grace, Widespread Panic WOOOT THE LIST IS FINALLY DONE
James at War's Spoofs
I found this awesome new song/spoof of a spoof, You've got a cell phone friend in me.It's hillarious. I loves it. ROFLMAO. Like omg, you've got a cell phone friend in me!!
THIS is/always will be CATHY'S(CatherineTwilighter's) RECTANGULAR BOX OF DEDICATION.
She is/always will be: my twin, the mac to my pc, my trumpet buddyy, my bestest bff, tea and crumpet accomplice, my twin that was born 6 days after me. an awesome write, and juss awesome all around.
This is our song/rap we wrote together(Because we're black):
THE INSIDE JOKE RAP
HEY! YOU THERE!What have you been doing?
I have been here FF-ing and Falling in a basket.
Watching X-files, Twin,
with Matt Nathanson!
You want some tea and crumpets? I think you meen tri-tuplets.
You’re drinking Mr. Coffee? Well that’s Sha-nasty Nasty.
Right, Guy Number 1?
Yeah, Guy Number 2.
You’re automatic drip is… simply tramp-a-licious.
Hold on, twin, I’m coughin’. Get me back again.
You say you’re a vampire, but I prefer a Y.
Be careful in the middle, you might just start to cry.
When we play Romulus, you’ll jizz right in your pants.
Now come on and get in your kitteh cat stance.
I want to count his penguins and put her in dry ice.
Emmett! You’re so good, You sunk my battleship…TWICE.
Some say we are friends, but we prefer accomplice.
No one will like us by the time we finish this.
We like sportz, and we don’t care who knows.
I’m a super freak on Thursdays, but that’s just how it goes.
This song was both incredible and bad; therefore, it is Incredibad.
You love this song; don’t pretend.
Let’s just keep singing! This song doesn’t have to end!
(the bold words are inside jokes)
You know what, Mommy?
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I have boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I like to look good, so I MUST be insecure.
I like dancing, So I MUST be a stupid, stuck up, whore.
I act different, so I MUST be a show-off..I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I write sad poetry so I MUST be emo.
I'm a writer, so I MUST be crazy.
I like school. so I MUST be a loser.
I act freakin crazy, so i must be craving attention.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I like reading, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and the future.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I Love shopping so I must be rich.
I'm Independent, so I MUST have no opinions.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it. TYLER!!
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Jeff Dunham's Puppets featured in my story and Spark of Insanity:
José Jalapeño on a Stick:
Melvin the Superhero Guy:
Achmed the dead suicide bomber:
My aunt will be having her baby in a little less than two months now!! I'm so happy. I finally got 1200 hits on a story. Thanks, you freaks who have no life hehe. I kind of want to go back to school. I miss being able to actually think about something for 50 min every day (During Geometry is the only time my mind works, any other time, I'm sleeping) I found this awesome new song/spoof of a spoof, You've got a cell phone friend in me.It's hillarious. I loves it. ROFLMAO. Like omg, you've got a cell phone friend in me!! Haha. I woke up today around 2. Uhm...Yeah. I keep having scary dreams about Mexicans. I'm not racist, but they scare me. More importantly, their eyes following me scares me.
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