Goddess of Sarcasm
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Joined 05-31-09, id: 671440, Profile Updated: 06-22-10
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

I'm one of those people who will write all her stories on sheets of paper, and then be too lazy (or busy!) to type it.


My DP Pic- "You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page, and you feel as if you've lost a friend."


My Story- One Way Or Another (OWOA) is being written. Please read and review! (And tell your friends!)


There will be a TON of stories I write on loose sheets of paper, and lose. Or I won't post because it's a bit personal! :)


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The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 7/10/2009
It's Just Mia by kanders reviews
You all know the whole bet cliche. Well, this is me, and I kinda sorta maybe already know about said bet, and am playing along with it to give the guy a taste of his own medicine. Warning: Slight chance I might fall for the guy and my plan will be foiled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 1/18/2008
Mafias are Good at Keeping Secrets by stephy151 reviews
Emma, oblivious to her father's mafia, is kidnapped by Andrew, whom just happens to be the son of the rival mafia's leader. He also just happens to be incredibly gorgeous, sexy, and the person who holds her life and possibly her heart in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
The Tales of Sadie Baker (Old Version) by ALittleBitCrazy reviews
Sadie Baker is your average nerdy 15-year-old girl, with a different sense of humor. Jesse Williams is your average 17-year-old boy, who tends to take life a little too seriously. What happens when these two meet? Things get interesting, to say the least.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,655 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
A Life To Pursue by ilymtwces reviews
Art calms me, Ryan McAllister. So does skateboarding. When I'm offered a job as a stunt double for the famous Zane Ryker so I could go to art school, of course I say yes. Me? Ryan? I'm a girl. SEQUEL IS OUT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
The Essence of Not Falling in Love by thebrownie reviews
Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Only Exception by JanuaryFriend369 reviews
The first time I saw James Henderson he was sitting on my bed twirling on of my bras. I wasn't exactly pleased. It was safe to say he was viciously kicked out of my room, after I forcibly removed the bra from his hands. He is the only exception.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2010
Writing What People Want To Read by perverted.intellectual reviews
Tired of your story not getting a lot of reviews or even views? What are you doing wrong? Maybe it's simple as typing 'I suck at summaries lol.' Explores some pitfalls writers have and how they can change. Chap. 14: Angst
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,410 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
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Waiting For You reviews
Emma has to go see Penny. Danny's holding her up. Now, why would he do that? ONESHOT, DIALOG ONLY
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
One Way Or Another reviews
I'm not one to believe in fairy tales. Maybe thats because I'm that cynical, pessimistic bitch who's going to end up with 28 very violent cats when she's an old lady, sitting on her rocking chair, but, you know. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010