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Joined 05-31-09, id: 671541, Profile Updated: 07-02-10
Author has written 3 stories for Horror, and Humor.

Hey there... I'm the Comedyzombie, as you can probably see from the large letters on the top of your screen that say "Comedyzombie." I'm a teenage writer who likes to stick in the comedy genre, although I occasionally experiment with horror and things like that... you can expect quite a bit of writing from me, since I usually have a lot of time on my hands and I love writing with a burning passion. Anyway, I think I may as well list a few of my interests and stuff, so here goes...


Writing (duh)

Comedy (again, duh)

Zombies (ok, seriously, how much more duh do you need here?)

Watching cheesy old horror movies

RPGs and FPSs...ssssssss I'm a snake (sorry)

Aviators... the sunglasses I mean

The Fallout series

Ok, that's that... how about some DISintrests now? you know, stuff I don't like. I just totally made up that word, don't steal it. ANYway...


Perverts (although one of my best friends is one)

Politics... I just don't give a shit about politics...

American Idol (seriously, the SAME GUY won three years in a row...)

SLUTS OF ANY KIND (seriously, a life on the pole is no life at all)

Douchebags (particularly jocks with giant egos)

People who think they "r l33t and will pwn me in Unreal Tournament"

Annnnnd that's about it for me... oh wait, I almost forgot to mention; I'm an atheist, so some of my stories might be kinda verging on blasphemy. Don't say I didn't warn you! But uhh... hope you like them anyway! Have fun reading, and enjoy the stories!

RANDOM NOTE: I would love to be Irish... Irish people are so cool...

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Ana's Return: The Seven Year Revenge Plot by LoverxWithoutxLove reviews
Ana was next in line for the throne of Andromeda. However, after a conspiracy theory reached the King and Queen, she was exiled and the throne was given to her cousin, Lila. But now, Ana's come back, and she plans to get back what is hers.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009
HIM&ME by oHriginal reviews
a collection of funny conversations I have had with many HIM'S of the country.. I'm 99% sure you will laugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009
Zombie World! by RhiaRaye reviews
Uh-oh! The stupid teenagers let the zomies loose!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
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An Atheist's Conversations with God reviews
These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
Immature Minds reviews
A collection of all the funniest conversations me and my friends have had. WARNING This story is rated T for incredible stupidity, suggestive themes, and overall immaturity. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Through Hell
I walk through the tortures of hell in the city of Dis Heresy, where no soul comes out alive. I encounter many strange and horrible things along the way, including a vicious gargoyle and some zombies. Based heavily on Dante's Inferno. It's quite creepy.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete