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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,651 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Changes by SandersonSisters reviews
Kaitlin knows that the girl code has a lot of rules. Question. What do the rules say about dating your step-brother? Meanwhile, Natalia is learning how to trust again-though its hard trusting the one that hurt her in the first place.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
BAM by Pinkamoo reviews
He was from another time, quite literally. The stone age to be more specific. He wasn't a ghost, he didn't travel through time. Bam just came into my life, and not in the most sophisticated of ways might I add.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,729 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Ballad Of Tobias Hemingway by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
When Tobias leaves random notes around town, Jane decides to track him down. With his love of mythology and her wanting anything but boredom, the pair develops a rather unconventional relationship based on that of Cupid and Psyche.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/9/2004
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by Sharada Sharada reviews
I have two secrets - my addiction to chick lit, and the real reason why I drag myself to meet him at the most god awful coffee shop in town. Despite my careful deception, he discovers both of them. In the same morning. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Watching paint dry by Jade Q. Dean reviews
“I’m fully aware of what I’m doing,” I assured him. “I don’t hate you. I got over that way back. I like you Duncan, I think I might actually be in l-,” but he never let me finish that sentence. Instead, he clamped a big hand over my mouth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Pinch Me by Alikaa reviews
“In your dreams,” he smirked, and then kissed me. Again. And all I could think was, “Pinch me. Just pinch me now.” ONE SHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Neon Scribe reviews
Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Ridiculous by WithoutException reviews
“Hey, River,” Addison said, casually, as she lay stretched out across her friend’s couch, “Why haven’t we ever dated?” A mildly ridiculous one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Here's Looking at You, Kid by Well-Versed reviews
So he’d been around forever, taking on the big brother role and sheltering her from the evils of the world. Could one stormy night alone in her bedroom really change all that? One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Adam: The Irritating Paramedic by The Cheerio reviews
One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Samera reviews
One-Shot. Then I heard, “...Was that a good groan or a bad groan?” And I remembered who I was with and threw my head back to glance at the sky and mouth 'Why me.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Brotherly love by untitled furniture reviews
Dear Dr. Phil, how do you get over a guy who would never want you? Wait, scratch that. How do you get over a guy who's your step brother? No answers? You're useless. Where’s Oprah when you need her? Completed
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,016 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Stuck Together by untitled furniture reviews
Going to the movies alone isn't that bad.You'll be lonely, but at least you don't have to put up with a sex crazed goth and a wuss who's finger he claims you broke.Oh no, you get to watch your stupid movie alone while shoving down heart attack popcorn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005