"If whilst strolling in a meadow, a butterfly happens to alight upon your shoulder, don't think...YOU DIRTY LITTLE BH!"

Russell Brand

Hi guys!

If you want a ramble about my name, go to http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1846288/ShopliftersOFTheWorldUnite, where all your rambling needs will be met. For now however, I am just going to write something people might actually read.

Oh, who am I kidding, that was never my style. :P . Perhaps you are thinking; 'so stop writing then!'...which, incidentally, is exactly what I am thinking. Hmm, interesting.

OK, read my story. Bye. Ohh yes, and review, coz that makes me all a quiver with excitement. :) . please please please...I would say it more times but I figure you get the point...

COMING UP! - I'm writing a story at the moment that has more than one chapter! I know, I can practically hear you gasp. I don't know how it's going to turn out, but look out for it anyway because I need someone other than myself to read it! Thanks! xx

NOTE - At the end of At First Sight, there is a mistake, where it says glad of water, I meant to write glass. I would change it only I can't be bothered, I just thought I would write it here because I'm a bit of a freak when it comes to mistakes! Let me know if there are any more in my work!