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And on your left folks, you'll see a baby, who is apparently tripping balls.

I put these quotes here for YOUR benefit, not mine. You don't have to read them, but I recommend you do. God forbid you might learn something

"After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box."-Italian proverb

" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will finally know peace"-Jimi Hendrix

"Examine what is said, not him who speaks."- Arab proverb

" God is the original Rick-Roll" - Anonymous

"I never use my sword if my whip will do, and I never use my whip if my tongue will do"-General Mu'awiyah

"Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds"- Robert Oppenheimer

"There is no pillow as soft as a clean conscience"- French proverb

"A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war."

-Herbert B. Pronchow

"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."- E.B. White

"Every road has two directions."- Russian proverb

"Common sense is not so common"-Voltaire

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals."-Colman McCarthy

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"- Scott Adams

"Necessity is the mother of invention, but war is the mother of necessity."-Me (lolololol)

And now that you're a bit smarter, its time to make you a bit dumber.

"Attention everyone. Testicles. That is all."- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Are you used to drinking spring water? Well I've got news for you you pansy! Spring water sucks! you should drink camel milk! BECAUSE IT DOESN"T SUCK!!"- The Roman, Camel Milk, youtube

"I Don't care! Grow a pair of fucking nuts, and go buy that booze!"- Superbad

"Dan! Stop harrassing Bill with your bannana! Dammit! That came out really wrong."-English class

" Pancakes!"- Suit guy, some random video game dubbing that I forgot its name

"Jack! Please! Your not even in this scene."- Stanely Kubrick, Stanely Kubrick outtakes, Youtube

" Ubgubgubgubgubgubgub, I am a fat lumberjack!"- a fat lumberjack, a really bad day, youtube

Yeah I'm in High school, In my NJROTC Battalion, an avid airsoft fanatic, Musician, working with Low Budget Studios, among other things.



I got this from Shiny hunter. I doesn't matter if you are a Christian, Jew, Muslim Hindu, or anything else, If you believe in something as guiding and powerful as a religion, you better have the balls to stand up for it.I happen to be a rather devout Lutheran. This...This explains alot.

By the way, If I ever find out who blocked my movie on youtube for use of Shining Star (the song),I’m going to put a bayonet on my M1 Garand( YES, I have a drill rifle), and jam it into your chest. Just putting that out there.

Gender: GUESS.

Age: 16

Interests: ROTC, Airsoft, Making movies, writing fanfics, boy scouts, Xbox, guns, and sailing among other things

Disinterests: People who think ROTC is stupid, people who say they want reviews and then don't reply when you review their story, sunny and cold weather, hackers, gusts, campers, jerks, noobs,and I HATE BEING SICK SO FRICKIN MUCH!!

Theme song: "Getting Better" by the Beatles

Location: On your couch...EATN YUR FOODZ!!

Music: The great Eight: Slipknot, Barry White, Led Zeppelin,The Red Hot Chillie Peppers, The Beatles, Stevie wonder, Earth, Wing & Fire, and Billy Joel

Games: Call of duty series, Medal of honor, Age of empire, Halo, MAYBE Gears of war, Advanced war, and Super smash brothers.

Weaknesses: Milano's cookies(So delicious...), STG-44 noobs, the red rings of death, Drill rifle bruises, and math.

Weapons: DAMN thats a long list. I'm not even going to go there.

An American's view on Moscow and Russia reviews
Like the title says.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete