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Joined 06-03-09, id: 671925, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 5 stories for General, Family, Life, General, and Horror.

Things to know if I ever get around to publishing a story.

Most, if not all of my stories will have animal people.

There maybe gayness in my stories because I myself am gay, but you wont just randomly open a story and find guys having sex. It will be more just a little more than friendship and maybe a kiss.

now to my quotes

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QUOTES:

I laugh in the face of Death! ... Maybe not laugh...more like a quiet snicker. And I wouldn't do it directly in Death's face, so it's more like a quiet snicker behind Death's back.

“A canine is and always will be loyal until the end.” Kachi Hakubi

Life Is Better When Its Lemon Scented

Coffee. Cheaper than Prozac

Are there no means of alchemically burning a person's ear off through the phone?

SUGAR, give it to me and no one gets hurt

Love is for suckers, luckily I'm a lollipop

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

The Reality is the Lie... The truth is Magic

Don't play drink the things under the sink!

I was born intelligent, education ruined me.

"If you take your I-phone to school one more time then I will take it away and give it to the principal, do you understand??"
-Extended care teacher at school
P.S. She has an Egyptian accent and for the record it was an I-TOUCH!!

All the world's a stage. You just missed rehersal

" A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, If Photoshop acts like a jerk, then so will I!"
I'M NOT SHORT ! ! ! ! !

Your soul is mine. I have the receipt

They always say time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself

In theory, all the gay people in the world will die out within a generation.

In the 70s, Homosexuality was refered to as the "Love that dare not speak its name".These days it's "The love that refuses to shut the fuck up!"

"You couldn't just take a class; you had to travel around the world!"

I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 a.m.!...I AM DARKWING SLADE!!

"Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it eventually kills all its students."

“Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.”

The 1st sign of insanity is when you yell at your Slade paperweight and he yells back

"It smells like a rainbow in here..."

"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! "

I'll live to protect what I still love...

God made sisters and brothers to blame things on

This isn't school, it's hell with florescent lighting

Don't talk. It makes you sound stupid. -Yusuke (YYH)

Stop saving the world and get a hobby. -Kaiba to Yugi. (YGO)

Yeah I'm just stupid. -Yusuke to Goki

Sorry I don't have time to be arrested -Kurama to Yusuke

Only Yusuke would want to fight someone who's already dead -Hiei

Kuabara: But you were dead your heart stopped beating I double-checked.
Yusuke: Yeah, I can't explain that in fact the ticker's still not ticken I guess I should be worried huh?

Life's tough it's tougher when your stupid. -someone

" Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts! "

He’s not strong enough to deal with it, so we’ll have to wrap him up in bubble wrap!

"Some memories aren't meant to leave traces."

"with a choice comes happiness and sadness but if u choose happiness...u choose suffering along with it.."

"This pain is nothing...compared to his.."

"Death and poverty like me SO much-THEY BROUGHT FRIENDS!!" =Vash

"There is no person on this earth who does not have scars on their heart. If there were truely a person like that, he'd be a shallow bastard.." =Hiei

Some guy asked me if I was Saved. I told him I saved at the local Checkpoint on the corner 10 minutes ago and that I can reload from there if I died. He was confused.

Coffee-Addict doesn't BEGIN to describe it.

"If you think N'Sync is where your dirty dishes are... you might be a redneck." -Jeff Foxworthy

If Im a freak, what does that make you?

"The world is entitled to its own opinion, but it's not entitled to make you listen."

"You gotta go up and ask a camel ‘can I hump your hump’ and it can’t say no ‘cuz it’s a camel!" - Joey

"They're acting immature? Your the one who screamed super penis last night." - Ken

I am sorry; the brain you are currently trying to reach has been disconnected. Please, try again later

--"A life?? Awesome! Where can I download one of those??"

"Nothing brings us down."Gray

What is to give light must endure burning.

I love anime so much Naruto can't even believe it.

I am a Wishing Well Ninja of the Village Hidden in Tears

you were born an original dont die a copy

ignorance killed the cat curiosity was framed

Random dude: "You remind me of those nerds I used to beat up at school."
Jeremy: "Yeah... well, you kinda remind me of gay!"

" I'm going to bite you to death." Kyoua Hibari, KHR

"I'm not crazy, the voice in my head says' so"

I am not happy. I am not sad. I am not angry. In other words... I am not here

You only know Remorse, when you've lost everything.

I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic..cup

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die

every day I think people can't get any stupider... but every day i'm proven horribly wrong

Growing old is manditory Growing up is optional

"I feel the radiation of Stupid. Kuwabara is close." -Hiei

"Common sense isn't as common if everyone has a different view on things,"

-Normal Families are boring, Dysfunctional Families are fun!

-Not everything is what it seems, like Sprite. They say it's just made with lemon and lime but there is more to it than that! (okay i got that from a comedian)

-You talk like a man with a paper ass

-I've been around the world twice and seen a lot of chicken fuckins but i aint NEVER seen that before!

-I may not always be right but I'm never wrong

-It may be blonde on this head but I aint stupid!

-If O.J got away with murder I can get away with whatever it is I'm doing wrong.

-I'll be on you like a gay man on a hotdog! (that's my fav xDD)

-Why do you have to be a Sergent Douchbag?!

-God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!

-She's so mean she'd make fun of herself if it wasn't retarded! (long story)

-Son of a Batch of cookies!

-My mom is too good for you! (this is after someone says 'ur mom')

-Crrraaacckkkk is good for the soul!

-I'm as confused as a ganster with a skateboard

Money can't buy happiness but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Never knock on death's door; ring the bell and run. He hates that

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car...XD

"Take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice"

"if america is the land of the free, then why do we have laws?"
"well, we can't just go around shooting everyone"

Ever get the feeling your being watched?
turns around quickly, no one's there
I do...and I believe blue elves that steal toe fungus and have a distinct liking for nose hairs are behind this!!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Life isn't about waiting out the storm. It's about dancing in the rain.

Family runs deeper than bloodlines.

Reality doesn't care if you believe it.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Dammit, I lost the game! goes into an emo cornerAnd you're a deranged physcopath."

I pity you who doesn't understand... There is nothing that isn't important

Cloud Strife: All right, everyone, let's mosey.
Cid Highwind: Damn! Again! Stop sayin' it like a wimp! Can't you say 'Move out!' or somethin'?
Cloud Strife: Move out!

Do not be distraught. Always with the end, comes hope and rebirth.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

Remember our motto, theres a hole in the sky, in which things can fly

When life gives you lemons, hot damn you lucky bastard! Get a camrea and record! X3.

"I'm not out of shape! 'Round' is a shape!" -Quin

"I have an hour glass figure, it's just got a few extra hours on it!" -MomI don't want your forgiveness... I just want you to understand."

"The only thing saving you right now is the fact that making you smile satisfies me more then making you cry."

I'm Not Gay I'm As Straight As A Rainbow!

If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer."

wanna taste my rainbow. gives a skittle

i don't feel abused, but more like a sepping-stone for someone else's abused life..."

hey you! your eyes are pretty can i keep them?

"To everything ther is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven." - The Bestest Selling Book in the Whole Wide World n_n

“Start at the beginning. And, when you get to the end, stop.” - From a YGO/HP cross fic. Alias of Chaos, I think.

They were just starting to move when a yell reached them. "-If I find out that one hair on Ryou's head is damaged, Seth, I'll hunt you down and feed you to Diabound!-"Shaking his head, Ryou sighed. "-At least I know he cares.-" -- From Return of the King, by the talented Cometchacha. One of my all time fave fanfics.

"I don't like lollipops." -- Artemis Fowl.

"Attention, Duellists! My hair is being assaulted!" yeap. YGO TAS.

"I'm so evil it hurts. They don't call me Florence for nothing, you know." Yami Bakura, and again, TAS.

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" - Puck. Midsummer Night's Dream. (Sounds just like something Y.B would say, ne?)

"If I wasn't insane, then this probably wouldn't work, now, would it?" Captain Jack Sparrow. Pirates of the Caribbean.

Am I not destroying my enemies as I make friends of them? - anon

The meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42. If not, redo the equation because your calculator's bugged. -- me.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor

My brother did it mom

"How do you always know what just to say?"
"It’s a talent. As other things."
"Blow jobs don’t count. That can be perfected by years in the locker room."

"...Its like poking a rhino with a fork, at the end of the day what do ya have? A bent fork and pissed off rhino."

Only fools see the measure of pain to be the measure of worth, while only the hollow sell their souls to fit in the crowd.
T
he smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Although I believe in the power of words, I also believe that baseball bats were created for a
reason

"It's easy to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and don't say it!"

I want to see others suffer for my sins."

"How many times will you tell yourself it's okay before it actually is?"

"If cleanliness is next to godliness, is fucking the school janitor a sin?"

"A hard man is good to find."
Guess what, I skipped detention. Do you know why? Because I\'m bad.

“A truly selfish being accepts that even others are happy; so long as they cause that joy."

"Envy is the most fortifying and pure of emotions."

I'm sorry I hurt you, I'm sorry I lied, I'm sorry I love you.But most of all, I'm sorry you don't hate me.So now I can't ask you to forgive me.

And all our truths will shatter

There are no strangers in this world, just friends we have yet to meet

I still remember the world from the eyes of a child. Slowly those feelings were clouded by what I know now.

I'm a WOLF. not a DOG. a WOLF. notice the tail, claws, fangs, and the golden eyes. but yet... I'm still fluffy. =3

Just because stupidity is not illegal, does not give you or anyone the right to practice it!

Shit happens Forrest Gump

Boxes are for keeping things. But make sure you take yourself out every once in a while

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies."

The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane.

I shall rub my supremist balls in your face

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) Hell yeah!

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. (I am seriously contemplating this one!)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far
so good!'

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. (AMEN!)

If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll
have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. -- George W Bush

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. are you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things.

I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to
extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Sanity? I don't remember ever having anything as useless as that.

You know someone is badass when they can kick the asses of Shibusen's two best one-star fighters without getting off of their wheelie desk chair. Stein. Because he's just that badass.

PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET, DAMMIT!! I DON'T GIVE A SH-T WHAT NASA SAYS!! PLUTONIANS UNITE!!

Save me from myself... my bank account will last much longer!!

The headdesking will continue until writing improves!

Reviews are like crack. They make you high, and once you start getting them, you become dependant on them. You can never have enough.

I'm myself and proud of it. If you've got a problem with it, build a bridge and GET OVER IT!!

Anime/Manga/Cosplay: MY anti-drug! I mean, who has the time/money/effort for drugs when they’re writing fan fiction, drawing pictures, saving up money to buy cosplay items/manga/anime, making cosplays, and going conventions?

I FLAIL in your general direction!!

Hentaishi is not amused.

Fight for Love. Fight for Gay Pride. Fight Against Prop. 8.

Why are all the good men taken, fictional, or GAY?!

"So you're, like, one of those medium things in the old pokemon games?" -My beta, Desert(dot)Moon about the fact I'm steadily gaining new inhabitants of the Reader Proof Box

"I will REJECT the evil paperwork!!" -- A hyper/high-on-caffeinated tea Ukitake in InoniBird's Bleach omake

Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you!

If everything seems to be going according to plan, you’ve OBVIOUSLY overlooked something!

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but that didn't stop him from doing it anyway...

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I am crazed, and proud of it!

I hear voices inside my head and I KNOW the voices in my head are real! (My muses, -ttebayo!)

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm still five years old on the inside, but sadly much older outside

"If at first you do not succeed. Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

Once, someone asked Vespa if he thought that his actions were right. Vespa just laughed and continued pulling out the man's entrails.

Alucard does not approve. REAL VAMPIRES DOES NOT SPARKLE

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to that special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk during movies

A man with a bass just walked in, And he's putting it down on the floor

Oh dear he's stuck up a tree again. Quick, get the stick

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. Study hard, Be evil.

I was happy once im better now

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Teach me to wiggle
My ears like that,
Show me the scar
That you got when you
Fell off your bike
Ask me the questions
You never want answers to
We can re-write them
However we like

Laugh because it's funny
Cry because you’re hated
Smile because you have to
Bleed because he hurt you
And die just to save him

We are best friends...
When you laugh, I laugh
When you cry, I cry
When you smile, I smile
When you jump off a bridge, I’m going to miss you

Sirius Black:
... escaped Azkaban
... evaded Dementors
... outwitted ministry
... killed by drapery

...You Know It's gonna be a bad day when:
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle.
While following a group of Hell's Angels, you tap your horn accidentally and it sticks

FUNNY TRUE SIGNS:
At a train station: KEEP BACK FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE...or you may get sucked off
At a zoo: PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. THANK YOU.
In a bathroom: OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer; it's shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
On a machine: CAUTION! This machine has no brain. Use your own.
In a subway car: Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.
At a park: ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS: Pick up after your dog. Thank you. ATTENTION DOGS: Grrrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.
At a downtown shop: MR. TOSKANA has had an EXPENSIVE divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!
At the mall: PLEASE don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor--the cockroaches are
getting cancer.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.
Please select from the following options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll
just mess it up.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito
Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make
personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then
enforce it.

Friends
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEes?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
I doNt.

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If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your house is haunted, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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