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Joined 06-03-09, id: 671973, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, and Sci-Fi.

Name: Alexandria

Me: So, I'm actually--in real life--one of those cynical obnoxious people who doesn't believe in falling in love and never actually plans to have the happily ever after because I love to prove people wrong, and rebel against the norm. In Alexandria-reality (aka in my head) I am a hard-core romantic who makes up stories about everything and everyone, dreaming about my Prince Charming.

Currently Listening to: Walking in Memphis by Marc Cohn (the best song EVER EVER EVER)

Last Movie Watched: Frankenstein--the one that came out in the 90s

Last Horror movie watched: Friday the 13

Currently "doing": AP Chemistry homework (... yeah, about that...)

Favorite Artist: Numbero uno-Billy Joel, Numbero dos- Queen... then there are a bunch of others such as Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Nickelback, All-American Rejects, The Fray, Metro Station (I'M GOING TO THEIR CONCERT!!), ZZ Top, ABBA, the Beatles, the Cars, Bon Jovi, Depeche mode, Journey, etc.

Favorite TV Show: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE/ Heroes/ Smallville/ Stargate/ NCIS (Not necessarily in that order)

Favortie Moive: ...this is the hardest "favorite" question, but I have to go with Spaceballs

Currently reading: The Wizard Heir, Frozen Fire, Stephen King: Skeleton Crew

Quotes that make my life better:

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
--Douglas Adams

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- W.C. Fields

"I can resist everything except temptation."
-- Oscar Wilde

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."
-- Dark Helmet, Space Balls

Rusty: Barry, your turn.
Barry Watson: Uh... four.
Rusty: You don't want four. You want to fold.
Barry Watson: I do? Is that a good thing?
-- Ocean's 11

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
-- Pirates of the Caribbean

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
-- Ellen DeGeneres

"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."
-- Ellen DeGeneres

"Whoever said sunshine brought happiness, has never danced in the rain."
-- Anonymous

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When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Nothing But Net by Yuzuki15 reviews
"If I can make a half court buzzer shot... you'll have to kiss me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Complete
Taking matters into your own hands by surprise butt secks reviews
He didn't want anyone to know about us because he was the big bad business man. I had had enough and just wanted someone who wouldn't be humiliated of me. ONE SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Call it Survival Instinct by spaghetti reviews
It's holy-crap cold, and that isn't something Nia does well. Maybe her hot-but-jerky neighbour can give her a hand with that? "Are you crazy? For all I know you might tie me up and chop off my head with your axe and steal the contents of my purse." onesho
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Lies & Love by BittersweetHearts08 reviews
FIN -Kai was a princess running from an arranged marriage for the sake of her kingdom; Brendan was a knight captain who wanted nothing to do with royals and Court ladies. Entangled by lies and laced by love, what will happen when the truth comes out? R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Whipped by a Kiss by jellybeancurd reviews
Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Presumptions by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Stood Up by Pinkamoo reviews
“You said to him something akin to that you couldn’t turn being mad off,” He says and I look down at him, meeting his icy blue eyes and straightened lips, “you can’t turn feelings off either, Stevie. It’s not that simple." For BREAKING UP, MAKING UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by Bomb in the Garden reviews
He had spent almost every day of the last two years with his assistant and not once had he ever seen her dressed the way she was at that very moment. She looked beautiful and sexy, and God did he just want to grab her and... // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Twitchy by lustforlondon reviews
When Honey, lost on the wrong side of town, meets a reluctant saviour, it isn't long before she falls head over heels. But after a while she finds that finding your knight in shining armour sometimes means getting a dark knight to be saved from...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Kissing is for Losers by Ms ShiSha reviews
What? Don't look at me like that. I don't like kissing.Point! Funny how Jed thinks that he can 'cure' me ... But man, does he have to be so sexy?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
My Beautiful Rescue by xemeraldeyesx reviews
So he claims he's my guardian angel, but he keeps disappearing. “You’re not very good at your job are you? Helping me, that is,” I pointed out sarcastically. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Because You're Cute When You're Jealous by KH.Lee reviews
OneShot: I love him. He likes her. Right? ...Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Ain't No Princess by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Maybe I’m your Prince Charming, o’ Princess.” “I ain't no Princess.” “You're wrong,” he said, and I stopped breathing. “You're MY Princess.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Mad for Figs reviews
[ONE SHOT] I was the loser university student who still sat on Santa's lap at the mall. How was I supposed to know Santa was my age this year? After all, isn't St. Nick supposed to be an old, jolly fat man?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Let The World Know by Anepidekti reviews
[ONESHOT] Please…” I pleaded but he shook his head again. “I’m not doing this anymore. I refuse to.” He said with a finality that caused me to choke out a sob.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
My Favourite Mistake by Flawless Storm reviews
I ended up in all cliched messes possible that night, but I wouldn't change a thing. Any redblooded female would be aching to be in my postition. Who wouldn't want to be stranded for one night with the dark, sensual, notorious playboy Cameron Maitland?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
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Jayden
The fight was on again, and no one, nothing, was going to take him away from it. He would fight as Greg had prophesized, and he would come out victorious, for if he didn’t, if he failed, the world would be over. So...no pressure or anything.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Published: 7/18/2010
It's Carly, not Carla reviews
Carly, was an average normal girl. The only thing non-ordinary thing about her was her boyfriend. He works in the army… or so Carly thinks. So… why did he break up with her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Clowns reviews
FOR THE MAKING UP, BREAKING UP CONTEST. So…Landon broke up with me. No big deal, right? Who needs him anyway? Yeah, so I’m in love with the guy but what does that matter?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Jealousy reviews
No, Tasha is NOT jealous of her best friend; absolutely not, thank you very much. She just--maybe--has a crush on Zander...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Girl and Boy reviews
Quote “I was completely brain dead. Really, this was embarrassing. I kept telling myself over and over in my head that I don’t need him. I am perfectly fine on my own. Why would I want to boyfriend, anyway right?” NEW: I posted the wrong version at first!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
My Neighbor reviews
The moral of the story, you ask? Well, quite simply, don’t get your mail at exactly 6:37 AM after going on a ten mile run… unless you want to fall in love. Cheesy? I think so.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Just A Story reviews
Sarcastic best friends, Jenny and Lexi, have never dated before. Lexi doesn’t believe in love, and neither does Jenny... at least, that's what she keeps telling herself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete