Lavandul Spica
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Joined 06-04-09, id: 672119, Profile Updated: 09-13-13
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Romance.

She loVes.

She's a romantic and believes love can save the world. Cheesy, right? She loves cheese. Provolone especially. She has unrealistic expectations of love, and she definitely blames Disney. Which she still watches. She's a bit random and maybe a little crazy and weird, but not freaky (she hopes). Just a bit off her rocker.

She is me.

P.S. Here are pictures for my characters!

I Only Attract the Crazies:

David - David Henrie (Weird coincidence that they have the same name...)

Rhadhika - Deepika Padukone

Avoidance Is Key

Samarra - Freida Pinto

Len - Bronson Pelletier

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Universal Choking Sign by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
It was just that... Dorian Birch! He had a way of making me feel a little crazy. Like I had to take action somehow. Run away or pinch him or, well, flash him apparently. Sing in his band even if it was the last thing I ever thought I'd want to do. He was bound to be the death of me, one way or another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,865 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Athena's Enigma by GermanSam reviews
Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Midnight Melody by Penelope P reviews
I work four jobs, dance, and babysit almost every night of the week. So when I get home I want to sleep. Instead I have to listen to my new upstairs neighbour play the piano all night long. Who does he think he is? Famous? Ha...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
I'm a good girl.I get A's.I don't give my mom problems.So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office?And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring?Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos?COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Hide and Seek by goldenspork reviews
-"Can I help you?" Why was he giving me that look? Oh. I was hiding in the bushes. Right, that's why. // Sophie doesn't believe in love. Matt, however, does. So he says he can prove love is real, by making her fall for him. Oh boy. DOWN FOR EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
For the Love of Science by Miss Moo reviews
Lucy knew how people worked. She knew brains and habits and why people felt what. She just hadn't planned on it happening to her, not with him at least. Another make-you-smile OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
I Love Arrogance by kanders reviews
I have this problem: I love arrogant guys. I can't help it! I will be so wrapped up in a new crush that I wouldn't know if that right guy came along if he punched me in the face...which he did. It was an accident, he didn't actually mean to...COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,740 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Special Delivery by Twee reviews
Congratulations on your new Vietnamese mail order bride...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,718 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
On Air by Rhea Larkin reviews
He's the local radio angel who has won the hearts of countless girls, but will go out with none. She's convinced he's secretly gay, and is trying to hook him up with her flamboyantly gay roommate. This does not necessarily bode well...[COMPLETE!]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,648 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Recover by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. Boys don't like me, and that's a fact. So there's pretty much no point in me even trying. But then he has to come along, and suddenly, I'm not so sure anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,660 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
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I only attract the crazies reviews
Here I am, like a normal person studying in the library. He, the crazy, thought he was discreetly staring at me. I should have been relieved when he left me alone. Stupid heart, disobeying my brain.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
I Love Science, Sorry reviews
I am what I am and I won't change.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete