Hey people my name is Angel.

Things I blurt out at random intervals

"You can't cross the ocean, if you don't have the courage to lose sight of the shore."

"The cake is a lie..."

"Is it really called paranoia if they really are after you?"

My Phychaiatrist says I'm paranoid, but he's just out to get me."

"Life go's by to fast; hold on like hell to what you've got."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Go ahead. Quote me."

"When life gives you lemons make lemon aid, then find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party"

"Friends will bail you out of jail, bestfriends will be sitting beside you saying 'that was awsome'"

"I purposely create awkward moments, Because I think its funny"

"I'm not opossed to other colors, I'm just allergic to them" Dedicated to my love of blue!!

"I hate it when people don't finish their...shiny!"

"When in danger; or in doubt; run in circles; scream and shout!"

"I swear to Drunk I'm not God"

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and the world will think your on Drugs"

Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, wait, wait. I forgot"

"If you don't have anything nice to say... Come sit with me in the corner and talk about people"

"I made you a cookie, But I eated it"

"Wait, Wait, OK I stuck"

Ravioli, Root beer, and Blue M&Ms are all part of a well balanced breakfast"

"Carpe Diem"

"Und wie ist dein tag?" English translation "And how is your day?"

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game" From one of my favorite movies "A Cinderella Story"

"Help me, Fiona wants to eat me, bite me Rhonda" Also from "A Cinderella Story"

“I will not think of boys, I will not think of boys, I will not think of boys. Dang, that boy was HOT!!”

“Life is short, wear cute shoes”

“You don’t need a parachute to skydive; you only need a parachute to skydive twice”

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end”

“If I can still hear you, then you’re either too loud, or my music isn’t loud enough” Dedicated to my love of loud music.

“It’s not the race that makes you a winner; it’s whether you can make it through the mine field intact”

“When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies”

“I’m not short, I’m fun sized”

"Show me a good guy, and I'll show you his boyfriend" My bestfriend James told me this one and I thought it was funny

"Live for the day; live it well, never look back"