RentBohemehide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Young Adult, Mystery, General, General, Humor, Nature, Love, Romance, Humor, and Family. "Harry McGilligan" has been deleted! But I am posting a new mystery novel entitled "One Way to Get Out of Gym." I have also been posting a collection of memoirs called "Slices of Life." So check those out! (And if you want to know more about why "Harry" was deleted, click on the link to the story to see a letter I wrote explaining why.) Hello! My name is Dylan. Of course, I have been writing formally for school since I was in Preschool, but I hadn't begun creative writing until the beginning of January when I had a story idea. And I fell in love. Since then, I have wanted to find a site to put some of my writing up on, which brought me here! I knew that I could have written for FanFiction.net, but I wanted my writing ideas to be completely original and all mine. Thus I am here. I hope you enjoy what that I put out! Novels: Short stories ("One-shots"): Poetry Short Story Collaborations I also am posting a collection of memoirs entitled "Slices of Life." Please review a story of mine if you've read it, even if you didn't like it. I want to know why. Favorite authors: Alexander McCall Smith, Janet Evanovich, JK Rowling, Libba Bray, Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) AWARDS | |||||||
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The Dreamer by Devil's Playground reviews
The Dreamer says he can destroy the world, or save it. He says the world is nothing but his playground, his dream. My name is David Leclaire. I don't know what to believe anymore, but I will find the truth, whether or not the world's ready to listen to it
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,890 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
Moonbeam and the Soulmate Wars by Morine reviews
Moonbeam probably should have died when her car hit a tree in the middle of a blizzard with nobody around. Yet he had saved her, effectively bringing her into his entire life and the mansion that held its own mysteries. NaNoWriMo 2010.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
The Girl Under the Waterfall by Morine reviews
“You’re a…mermaid? Like Ariel from The Little Mermaid?” She rolled her eyes. “Except for the fact that I’m no Disney princess, and I don’t have a magic sea witch to turn me into a human.” Well...this definitely complicates things. Round Ten SKoW Nominee.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
The Art of Getting Over Someone by Morine reviews
Meet Daniel Torid, a boy who has gotten his heart broken. Insert Samantha Jurlikns, a girl who is willing to mend that heart, and you have a love story. NaNoWriMo 2009. Complete as of 6/22/10.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,777 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Seahorse Love by Morine reviews
Betty and Gerald were seahorses. They had their individual aquariums, their individual lives. But as soon as their paths crossed, everything changed. One-shot. Written by Morine and RentBoheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The Tree House Plan by Morine reviews
A funny satire on over eco-friendly people.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Skulls in the Closet by Morine reviews
Winner of the first SKoW prompt! Ralph has a problem; he can't stop digging graves. One New Year's Eve, he announces his resolution to stop grave digging. He just sort of...fell in love in the process. Written by RentBoheme and Morine. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Judgment by SLMC reviews
it's about someone who watches this person, "the blue lady," who gets power from the moon and children. it's kinda weird, i know, but i felt like writing a poem for once and it was the first thing that came to mind.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
First Time by Morine reviews
Logan is a college boy looking for love. He stumbles across Shirley's number and makes an appointment with her. The night turns out slightly different than either one of them expected.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
The Heat of Your Hand In Mine by Morine reviews
Nick and Marie had an unforgettable romance. However, they separated after one summer together. Six years later, Marie falls into a coma and Nick will do anything to get her back. Was it just a summer fling, or so much more?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
For The Love of Juggling by Morine reviews
Madison is on the verge of failing her juggling test. After an accidental meeting, Brad offers to tutor her in juggling. Oh how easy it is to develop feelings for your tutor. Sweet one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
maps by awake and dreaming reviews
the roads have been changed. i don't know where to go anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
rinse by awake and dreaming reviews
I can't sink into you the way you effortlessly pour into me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Swing by ephemeral dance reviews
Josiah takes his place in the grass and watches her. He decides not to look at her thighs until they are fully healed. It'll be quite a shame if they scar.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
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Bubble Bath Therapy reviews
It's been a while since I've let the water run, taken my large bottle of soap down from the closet, poured the fluid into the tub, let it suds up. There was a time I'd take bubble baths all the time. It's been six months since I stopped. I'm okay now, but I needed a lot of baths, and then six months without them, to figure out where things went wrong and to rethink my naïveté.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
One Way to Get Out of Gym reviews
Detective Charley Gallagher is used to solving cases about cheating spouses. So he is completely unprepared when he is assigned the case of a high school gym teacher who was found beaten to death and wrapped in a volleyball net. Written for NaNoWriMo '09.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,164 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
I'll Try reviews
Grandma, I know that Alzheimer’s has eaten away at your mind, but I’ll try to remember you as you once were.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
The Song of the Fire reviews
Sizzle! Crackle! Snap! Snap! Listen to the song of the fire!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Slices of Life reviews
A collection of short memoirs about my life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010
Silly No More reviews
“Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!” is a slogan that many children can recognize. They laugh with glee as the children in the Trix commercial grab a box of cereal away from the oversized bunny. This is a story about that oversized bunny finally snapping.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
He Felt It All reviews
In just one moment he could feel everything: the trees, the animals, the insects. He felt it all.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Harry McGilligan reviews
Harry McGilligan loves his job at Hindson's Deli Extraordinaire, but when his boss, Mr. Hindson, who is also Harry's best friend, is mysteriously murdered, Harry's life is turned upside down. Should he make an effort to solve the Hindson murder? COMPLETE.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
Seahorse Love reviews
Betty and Gerald were seahorses. They had their individual aquariums, their individual lives. But as soon as their paths crossed, everything changed. One-shot. Written by Morine and RentBoheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Collard Greens reviews
Mike's grandfather died, and his entire family was left in tears... except for Mike. He can't cry.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Skulls in the Closet reviews
Winner of the first ever SKoW prompt contest! It's New Year's Eve, and Ralph has made a resolution: he's going to stop digging up skulls from graves. Will he be able to do this? Written by Morine and RentBoheme
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
The Statues Speak to Me reviews
WINNER OF THE DECEMBER 2009 CAMPANELLA AWARD. It is Christmas, and as a disease ravages through my mind, I am left in the presence of three dragons--three hallucinations.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Who I Am reviews
I'm just who I am. No one can change that.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
I'm Leaving reviews
I can't take you any more . . . I'm gone.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Autumn Breeze reviews
The forest is silent in Autumn.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Nutella reviews
A guy uses Nutella to pull him from depression.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
The Missing Rocking Chair reviews
I woke up, and wanted to sit on my rocking chair . . . but it was gone.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Hunting for the Stars of Gemini reviews
Looking at the old parchment, he sighed in relief. This was the place. If he made the proper decisions and incisions, he would be all-powerful.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
The Purr of the Beast reviews
A boy and his mother venture into the forest beyond their cabin and get lost. What kinds of creatures could be found lurking in the deepest parts of the forest? This is based on a dream I had.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
The Last Thing He Heard reviews
The only poetry I've ever written was for school, and I haven't done that for over a year and a half. So I guess this is my first real venture into poetry. I hope you enjoy! For some reason, FictionPress refuses to accept where I skipped lines in the poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete