marriedtothemuffinman
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Joined 06-13-09, id: 673790, Profile Updated: 05-31-13
Author has written 12 stories for Romance, and Song.

i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life

my hobbies include drinking too much coffee and having mental breakdowns.

bonjour.

Watch The Chemicals React by LifeIsUnwritten reviews
My Teacher 1 Hates Me 2 Is A Vampire...Nothing Can Go Wrong..Right? Right!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
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Dear Me, It's Me
"I so totally want to read a diary which is about the girls depressing love life.. her forever aloneness and her musings of day to day life" - said no one ever. Hey me, It's me. Hang in there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 6/29/2014
Congratulations YOU'RE A TWAT reviews
We're supposed to be studying." " The Only thing I want to study is you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Make Believe reviews
Good grades. Check. Great friends. Check. Teachers. Check. Fun lessons. Check. Crazy parents. Check. Overprotective brothers. Check. Secret boyfriend. Check. Woah, wait what.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009
To Repay A Loan You Should Never reviews
1 Give Away Your Daughter 2 Bind Her In A Arranged Marriage..summary inside..You know those annoying loan adverts that are shown on the tv like every five minute break. Well why couldn't my parents ring them up and ask for loan advice?REWRITE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Much Optimistic reviews
Cos i'll keep singing this song if you keep believing the lyrics.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Mr Right Took A Left Now I'm Stuck With Mr Wrong reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" "How about you walk out my life?" " No. Fucking. Way."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010
Never Far Behind reviews
Momma how did you and dad meet? The one questioned that began the entire story of the two best friends Nick and Leah, the little baby they found which became apart of their lives, only for their worlds to be turned upside down once his mother came back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
Say Hello, Not Goodbye reviews
I want to be your favorite hello because i don't want there to be a goodbye. "
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009
Pardon This Cliche reviews
The perfect girl won't fall into your arms you know?""Damon calm down-""WOOOAAHHHHH!"His eyes connected with her wide brown ones."Krysta?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
Four Letter Lie reviews
You drove my truck in to a lake!""It was an accident!""Arg rich brat!""Pompous idiot!""Fuck You.""You wish."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
Could You Be More Oblivious? reviews
“What A Stupid, lovesick stalker.”“What A Idiotic oblivous teenager.”And then he crashed his lips onto mine, and everything was said, with that one kiss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
Stuck Between Mr Popular and Mr Gentlemen reviews
So Hi. I'm Miss Normal. I'm in this friends with benefits relationship with Mr Popular. It's going great, until i want to let go. Then he doesn't. Then enters Mr Gentleman. And then enters a love triangle.Can you say drama?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009