Being an evil genius takes dedication and hard work. Can't superheroes find anything better to do with their time except interfere? It's enough to make one change careers! No longer a one-shot!

written in 2009

written in 2007

written 2007

Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.

M/M Gay. Christopher is in love with his boss-a smooth talking CEO with a penchant for ordering guys like take-out. Bastian doesn't know he loves Christopher until after he fires him on a whim. They meet again under different circumstances and sparks fly.

Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...

I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.

Dangerous games often have dangerous consequences. When a confused new therapist crosses paths with a clever but unstable young man, how high will the stakes get in the gamble of trust? MxM (complete story posted)

Adriaan Spencer. The name sends millions of thoughts through my head. Weirdo, freak, pixie, etc. So why is he in bed with me? And naked? And...in bed with me? And...naked while in bed with me? Slash.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash

As if teenagers' lives weren't hard enough, now they have to save the world as well? How can Natalie deal with that, doing her homework and catching Liam's attention without going crazy? With the help of a best friend, a little luck and Lady Wonder.

Being The Candyman doesn't require huge amounts of bravery, but that doesn't mean it isn't embarrassing to be getting visits from the Boogieman at 118. Cane just wants to banish the Boogieman, find out who his mystery supporter is and get a good night's sleep - Slash

Steampunk. Familiars. Freudian Psychology. String Theory. And Monsters Under the Bed. Henrietta Howell has grown up in a world full of secrets and lies, where Inner Demons have been dragged into the light, and magic and machine go hand in hand.

After five thousand years of imprisonment, Spatula the Goddess of Defeat is finally free. She needs to find enough followers to re-register as a deity, while dealing with invading aliens, hordes of dragons and bureaucrats quite literally from Hell.

It’s tough being a gay guy when the only person you’re in love with is straight and the only person in love with you is a girl. SKoW Nominee.

There are many things a Criminal Psychologist with a big mouth should be doing with his time- being manhandled by a deranged inmate is not one of them. When his new problem takes a disturbing interest in him outside of his job, he isn't a happy camper MxM

It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.

mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.

Dr. Sebastian 'Bash' Ryan has enough on his plate leading the Helix 4 storm study without some adrenaline junkie trying to get himself tornadoed to death. And to make it worse, the troublemaker is just his type... Slash; M for language and sex

Ever wonder what the supervillain game looks like from the henchmen's perspective? It looks like a fist suddenly getting very big, and then you're wandering in the street trying to remember your name. Shoe and Rocket have had about enough of that crap.

Between writing for the school paper, fighting with his girlfriend, and leading on the resident football team dumbass, Eric really doesn't have time to crush on the new hot English teacher. slash

SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.

Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!

Phil doesn’t know what Craig’s on. Why would a straight guy pretend to be a girl online? Total boredom was his guess. Real answer? To save his jaded best friend from man-hating gloom because he's not rebounding on his own. Manhunt? Maybe, briefly. Slash.

Ethan is a loner. He has a pretty boring life: goes to school, no friends. One day, he finds a note in his locker from his secret admirer! Who could it be? Could he actually be falling in love with someone he doesn't even know?

D'you like dying drama clubs? Teenage girls desperate to get into college? Oblivious love interests? Depraved, bisexual, sociopathic student council presidents and their loyal assistants? Maybe you like creepy twins? Check this out for all that and more!

Jennifer's home has been broken into, but whoever did it left no evidence other than a threatening note. Now Jennifer is being stalked by a sinister man. Can the police and her best friend, Alice, help her before it's too late?

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

After the neighbor boy licks him, Dakota doesn't know what the hell to think anymore. MxM

REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?

Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M

‘My rooms a portal to hell- seriously, I’m not sleeping in there any more.’- Emily,17 year old Emily is sent to a secluded boarding school where her room ironically turns out to be a portal to hell. ‘Okay, so sleep in my room then.-John offers, grinning.

Tristin is having trouble deciding what is worse: the fact that his luck is running dry, or that fate decided to throw a curve ball at him in the shape of the reckless and unbalanced October, whose sanity is currently pending. M/M Slash

Jamie Whitaker has some serious problems, he just doesn't know it yet. Roman Willis, the arrogant and handsome ruler of the school, has his work cut out for him when he decides to make Jamie his. Slash.

Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash

Patrick has Asperger Syndrome. He’s nice and everything, but am I in the center of his attention because I’m his new lab rat or because he really loves me? When it comes to him, I’m not sure about anything anymore.

Faster than you could say "holy-crap-there's-a-crazy-girl-in-my-driveway," I was staring down the barrel of a gun. "Do. Not. Move," she threatened again."- Rated T to be safe. //Oneshot.

Jenny Davis was a normal headstron girl who hated her mother. What will happen when her mother's fifth husband's son is a little suspicious?

/HIATUS/ I'm Cupid's actual twin sister, and even though my mom is the goddess of love, my luck in that area is slim to none. Then my brother's friend walked into the picture and my greek god family got involved, and now I have save the world.. kin

Yeah, I broke his leg. And I would do it again if I was given the chance to. He made fun of the 'Save The Whales' campaign and he slapped my ass! You can only push an earth loving girl so far.. HIATUS

(YAOI, mXm - and all that. Back off, homophobes! You've been warned) What would you do if your best friend went to see a psychic, and she told him he was once a sorcerer? And that in his past life he'd used a binding spell on you? Eric finds out!

MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

He’s a superhero, but he doesn’t wear tights or a cape and his attitude is far from humble. I’m the love interest, but I refuse to let myself be his Lois Lane. Throw in crime and family secrets that were never meant to be discovered and you have our story

Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.

Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself

Pete goes on weekly visits to Dr. Hook, his shrink, to discuss his issues with growing up. A short, dark retelling of J.M. Barrie's classic, dedicated to kids who have a difficult time letting their childhood go. *One-Shot*

No one likes being lonely. But for one 17 year old boy, it was inevitable. Until he became number one on the Hit List of the Underworld.

REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.

All Ezra wants is for someone to ask why he's so pale and he's wearing sunglasses inside, not why he's carrying a pikachu plushie with him every where.

(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.

THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)

Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash

Sebastian hates the world. What will he do when he finds out he's the one destined to destroy it? It's not as lame as it sounds. It contains slash. You have been warned. COMPLETE

When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.

When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.

[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.

[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.

Stephen is a rich, powerful man obsessed with 'hiders-butterflies who survive by blending into their environment-and women who do the same. Mina, his employee, has spent her life trying to avoid notice. Stephen just noticed.

And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.