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Joined 06-14-09, id: 673920, Profile Updated: 02-21-10

- "Don't be a writer unless you have to" - Cinda Williams Chima

Hi! I'm BeachVampire! I will sometimes refer to myself as BeachVamp (in reviews to stories) or BV, jtlyk!

I have an account on Fanfiction, so if you want to check out my other stories, my name is BeachVampire17! http://www.fanfiction.net/~beachvampire17
P.S: I spend most of my time on this account too :o) cause most of my work is on it

My favorite books are The Twilight Saga, The Vampire Diaries, The Vampirates Series, The Luxe Series, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, The Immortals Series, the Evernight Series, etc.

My favorite bands are Muse, Paramore, Coldplay, Metro Station, Good Charlotte, Seether, KoRn, Switchfoot, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Gwen Stefani, The Cranberries, Journey, Linkin Park, Basshunter, Pitbull, Metallica, P.O.D, Avril Lavigne, Lifehouse, Apocolyptica, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Flyleaf, Slipknot, System of a Down, etc.

If you want to know anything more about me, just PM me or e-mail me!

I write lots of romance, action/adventure, fantasy and some other stuff that I can't name right now :o)
Maybe some poetry too, but I dunno yet

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IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So,
here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Kings and Queens by 30 Seconds to Mars

Waking Up: Bitter Taste by Three Days Grace

First Day At School: Better by Plumb

Making Your New Best Friend: Life Starts Now by Three Days Grace

Falling In Love: Re-Education (Through Labor) by Rise Against

Breaking Up: Feel So Numb by Rob Zombie

Prom: The Howling by Within Temptation

Graduation: Stars by Switchfoot

Life's Okay: Kings of the Wild Frontier by Adam Ant

Death of a Close Friend: Imma Be by Black Eyed Peas

Mental Breakdown: Enjoy the Silence by Anberlin

Driving: Rock That Body by Black Eyed Peas

Flashback: Sleep Alone by Bat for Lashes

Getting Back Together: Sleepyhead by Passion Pit

Birth of Child: Walking With Strangers by The Birthday Massacre

Wedding Scene: Halfway Gone by Lifehouse

Car Accident: Beauty of the Dark by Mads Langer

Final Battle: Always by Plumb

Death Scene: Aha! by Imogen Heap

Funeral Song: Dragula by Rob Zombie

End Credits: Shut Up and Let Me Go by The Ting Tings

Deleted Scenes: Cry for You by September

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I totally DO NOT feel this way!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Born in Kentucky count? lol)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be effing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Once again, I totally DO NOT think this way!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I've been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.\I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (IWIWAVS- I wish I was a Vampire Syndrome)- I have no problem with blood actually. I don't LIKE it- BeachVamp ;p
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

Upcoming story: Misericordia in Obscurum
It's also written by RosePetal22/RosePetal2209 (she goes by two names), so she will have it up on her profile ONLY!!

Vampire Characters in Misericordia in Obscurum:

Roneia (Robbie) Lyla Langley: Vampire, RobbieXTraygon. Born in 1217 AD, stuck at 19 years old. Long waivy blonde hair and Violet eyes (Her first name isn't Roberta)

Traygon Roth: Vampire, TraygonXRobbie. Born in 1702, stuck at 19 years old. Short brown hair and Violet eyes (Not much is known about Traygon)

Joshua Matthew Summers: Father figure of Robbie & Traygon, JoshXLily. Born in 132 AD, stuck at 34 years old. Short, cropped brown hair and Violet eyes

Lilian (Lily) Rosalind Vernon-Summers : Mother figure of Robbie & Traygon, LilyXJosh. Born in 1524, stuck at 31 years old. Straight blonde hair and Violet eyes

Marie Nightengale (Gale) Vernon : Lily's "Sister". Born in 1814, stuck at 29 years. Straight black hair and Violet eyes

Miles Carlson Stewart: Sibling of Robbie & Traygon, MilesXHeather. Born in 1841, stuck at 20 years old. Straight brown hair and Violet eyes

Linda Heather Larson (Heather): Sibling of Robbie & Traygon, HeatherXMiles. Born in 1902, stuck at 21 years old. Long curly blonde hair & Violey eyes

Claudia Vallery Madison: Sibling of Robbie & Traygon, ClaudiaXDaniel. Born in 1852, stuck at 17 years old. Long waivy brown hair and Violet eyes

Daniel Marcus Rogers: Sibling of Robbie & Traygon, DanielXClaudia. Born in 1765, stuck at 18 years old. Cropped brown hair and Violet eyes

Jazlynn: Triste, JazlynnXChristopher

Christopher: Triste, ChristopherXJazlynn

RosePetal22 has the rest of the tristes, so...check her profile out!

Random Quotes:

-"I don't know; it's a mystery." -Geffory Rush from Shakespeare in Love

-"You brought a snack." -James from Twilight

-"I don't see any grownups around." -Dakota Fanning from Uptown Girls

-"The same mummy. Twice." -Brendan Fraiser from The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

-"It's mummy madness." -Jonathan from The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

-"I like to watch you sleep. It's fascinating to me." -Edward from Twilight

-"I am 300 years older than you." -Susan from Prince Caspian

-"He will hang upon him like a disease!" -Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing

-"Sometimes we wear streatchy pants. It's for fun." -Nacho from Nacho Libre

-"What and... what and what!" -Pistachio from Master of Disguise

-"Everywhere you go people die."- Stefan Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries
-"That's a given." Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

-"I promised you an eternity of misery. I'm just keeping my word." Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

-"We're the folks with the crossbows." William Defoe from Daybreakers

-"If anyone is going to kill you it's going to be me." - Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries

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Blood Lust by BlackRosesFreedom reviews
In a Vampire Kingdom, humans are sold and used as slaves. There are Spirits and Shapeshifters in alliance with the Vampires but not with eachother. *Still developing. Any suggestions?*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Perfectly Flawed by Kch674 reviews
A girl named Athenis, who is one of twelve immortal people called Hunters of the North, undergoes a journey to find herself. Romance, friendship, mysterious dreams, and a quest will help her discover her virtues that everyone else already knows.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Vampires of London by I Am Edward Cullen reviews
Lillian is a seventeen year old girl living on the streets of London in 1859. One day, her life changes and she meets Alec, the vampire, who wants to drink her dry. One problem. He can't.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008