All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!

REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.

Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?

“My God, she can speak, hallelujah,” he grins, winking when he notices I’m looking at him from the corner of my eye under the false sense of security that he couldn’t see me doing it behind my hair , “names Maverick, hon, and I’m very intimidating.”

My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?

Together, they've been through hell and back because of their many friendly competitions, but hey there’s no heaven without hell. As twisted as the logic sounds, it's because of hell with him that they got to heaven. ONESHOT.

I am not in love with Sam Keeley. He has been my best friend for ten years, and that is all he'll ever be to me. I cannot possibly be in love with him. So why do I suddenly feel like exploding into tears when I see him kissing Jessica Stavely? -FIN-

What happens when a girl gets locked out of her own house? She goes and lives with a guy of course! There's only one problem. She hates his guts. That's May Winters' life for you.

It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?

My life changed with that freak-accident. I met him- he changed me. If I hadn't gone to that hospital, I never would have met my soulmate..." Angela is sent to the hospital. So is James...Will they trust each other? Or will they fight?

I had always been one of the guys, playing rough and getting dirty, so they weren’t exactly lining up to ask me out. Then he came back, he who broke my heart a decade ago, and all of a sudden even my closest guy friends started to notice, as in notice me.

Marmite; some love it, some hate it. Noah Parks; many love him, I HATE him. Just like marmite, my feelings about him will never change.... OneShot

“You’ve been writing notes to him all day because you’re an idiot. He’s been writing back because he has no other choice and for the record, I’m not deaf.” Whoops. Het. One-shot.

“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.

When Alicia wakes up from her coma, she's caught up in a reality full of drama. Her perfect life was gone, not to mention her perfect guy. But what happens when she finds he really exists in real life? Simple. She finds out he hates her. Reality sucks.

ONESHOT. Our lips touched, and I automatically smiled against his kiss. Then I heard the director shout ‘Cut!’, and I instantly pulled away. We may be Hollywood’s number one couple, but he was number one on my death list. That perv...

First Ryan wakes up late, and then some creepy person's broken into his locker... what else can go wrong here? And on that cursed Valentine's Day too! m/m, slight language

With her skirt being 1/2 centimeters short from her finger tips, Raina Paine was forced to stay in the office for the entire day. Read to see what happens while she's there. Previously known as 'A Day in the Office' Rated T for language

Okay, my sister says the first step in a love letter is to address the boy in a passionate way. Prince Charming. Does that cut it? I mean, those Disney princes were pretty hot, and you're practically a Greek god. How's that for passionate, sis?

“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."

Fanny Perez, the school pun producer, has fallen hard for Edward Cardenas, an avid hater of puns. With the Halloween dance coming up, will Edward be able to accept who she is, or will Fanny have to choose between the loves of her life? Completed :

Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //

Researching anything can be a dangerous process, but when it's sheep, and you're trying to find information on Wikipedia, off all places, things are bound to go a bit awry. It doesn't likely help that you suspect that your professor is a certified loon.

She hates him. He hates her. Sounds a bit like a song. And then suddenly they don't. Whatever happened to black and white? Addie vs Luke... tied together with 20 bucks that he can't get her to like him. as in, you know, like like...

I love him. I want to marry him. I do. I - Oh God. I don't think I even like him anymore. ONESHOT

When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!

I never broke the best friend rule until now, when I got a little bit too friendly with my best friend. And the incidence of too much friendliness did not just involve lips. There was also a bed mixed in there somewhere. And nakedness. A lot of nakedness.

But her, with her tear filled eyes, and her shaking hands. The hands he had been slightly fixated on just an hour ago. She looked vulnerable, and he had waited his whole life for a damsel in distress. For the i love to hate you contest.

You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.

“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

It was love at first sight for Grace and Sam,but she was a poor schoolteacher and he was the heir to a wealthy earldom.They planed to elope and be together forever but their plans went awry.7years later,they meet again.Can their love have a second chance?

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.

ONE SHOT- Cynthia Danielle Andrews is obsessed with the color orange. It was rumored that since the moment of her birth all she saw and all she wanted to see is orange. But debt wasn't part of the plan; getting a job wasn't part of it either.

This is a random story we wrote in middle school. It includes characters from or references to Kung Pow, Harry Potter, Twilight, Howl’s Moving Castle, Eragon, Superman, Alice in Wonderland, Elf, Potter Puppet Pals, and Artemis Fowl. Need we say more?

How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT

Kind of self-explanatory. It was originally a former AP Lang assignment. Read and tell me what you think?

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Venice, flee from the army of angry pigeons, and don't fall into the canals. Otherwise you become ornithophobic. True story! Extremely mild cursing, rated T to be safe.

Before he could reply, I cut him off— “I can see you’re not wearing khaki pants.” They say you only find love once you stop looking. It’s too bad I’m not very good at boy-fasting. //One-Shot//

Adele has always waited patiently for her first kiss. But after reading a journal from when she was young she finds out that she has in fact already been kissed. A one-shot. Sometimes your true love is in your first kiss when you were six years old.

so i'm not even legal and i'm going through a midlife crisis :P i don't know what this is. a mixture of anger and frustration and something strange...? please r&r :

Taken down.

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

FORTHERIDICULOUSLYHAPPYONESHOTSCONTEST! "A 101 pounds of fun, that's my little Honeybun. Only 60 inches high, every inch is packed with dynamite." The song was made for Honey, my bestfriend of 5 years. Yeah, I've loved her for that long too. ONEshot! R&R!

Fine. But first you have to give me three wishes.” He smirked. Wow, this guy thinks he’s really smart. I thought about it. “Deal."--Oneshot.

I think you should marry me." "Why...?" "Because then I could get all the free coffee I wanted." For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots Contest.

“Did someone call my name?” Parker, or Payback Parker as some people liked to refer to him, was notorious in our small town school. Need revenge? Look for Parker. “Oh, and Abby?" he said with a weird look, "I will make it worth your while.”

In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.

Fall for me!" He yelled. "Or you'll regret it!" Then he pushed me. We were seven then and now ten years later here I am making out with him. Wait what? /One-Short/

I was the princess...er his princess that is. He was my knight in shining armour...well really just a scary bad boy who couldn't stand the fact that I was being abused.

ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”

LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest

ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

You know those annoying people that call asking for money for some association? And the ones with the fake companies, too? These are some conversations that have actually happened. With these people, the callers hang up on them, not the other way around.

I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.

And he said, "Fairytales are for another world." And she said "Fairytales must be for other girls."

“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...

I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.

REMOVED All Tag wanted was to NOT be normal. But then she died and woke up 400 years later to a world completely devoid of love, and normal became something she needed, especially if it meant getting away from London, a man she'd never fall for.

Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?

Hazel. Not quite brown, not quite green, a dash of purple, a sprinkling of gold. Dreamers' eyes. [oneshot, proseinformofpoem thing]

After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?

Lizzie Daniels is dreading Christmas at home because everyone around her is happily married or happily in love. Unlike them, she’s never been in love. But all that just might change this Christmas...