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Yeah... I just don't come here anymore SOOOO I bid you adieu!!! I'm sorry...Realtor just kind of got in the way...Not going to be using this account anymore, but maybe in the future...BYE!!!
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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Celestia of the Thorns by Ravina reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
Skin Deep by Pinkamoo reviews
“My God, she can speak, hallelujah,” he grins, winking when he notices I’m looking at him from the corner of my eye under the false sense of security that he couldn’t see me doing it behind my hair , “names Maverick, hon, and I’m very intimidating.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,822 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
From Six Feet Under to Cloud Nine by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
Together, they've been through hell and back because of their many friendly competitions, but hey there’s no heaven without hell. As twisted as the logic sounds, it's because of hell with him that they got to heaven. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Homecoming by well this is embarrassing reviews
I am not in love with Sam Keeley. He has been my best friend for ten years, and that is all he'll ever be to me. I cannot possibly be in love with him. So why do I suddenly feel like exploding into tears when I see him kissing Jessica Stavely? -FIN-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,286 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Nothing Says 'I Love You' More than Slavery by Cheese Addicts reviews
What happens when a girl gets locked out of her own house? She goes and lives with a guy of course! There's only one problem. She hates his guts. That's May Winters' life for you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Hospital Love by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
My life changed with that freak-accident. I met him- he changed me. If I hadn't gone to that hospital, I never would have met my soulmate..." Angela is sent to the hospital. So is James...Will they trust each other? Or will they fight?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
One of the Guys by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
I had always been one of the guys, playing rough and getting dirty, so they weren’t exactly lining up to ask me out. Then he came back, he who broke my heart a decade ago, and all of a sudden even my closest guy friends started to notice, as in notice me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Love it or hate it? by IHeartPurpleCrayons reviews
Marmite; some love it, some hate it. Noah Parks; many love him, I HATE him. Just like marmite, my feelings about him will never change.... OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Note To Self by firestar267 reviews
“You’ve been writing notes to him all day because you’re an idiot. He’s been writing back because he has no other choice and for the record, I’m not deaf.” Whoops. Het. One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Monsieur Micah by Pinkamoo reviews
“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Grasping Reality by Cheese Addicts reviews
When Alicia wakes up from her coma, she's caught up in a reality full of drama. Her perfect life was gone, not to mention her perfect guy. But what happens when she finds he really exists in real life? Simple. She finds out he hates her. Reality sucks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,949 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Love by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
ONESHOT. Our lips touched, and I automatically smiled against his kiss. Then I heard the director shout ‘Cut!’, and I instantly pulled away. We may be Hollywood’s number one couple, but he was number one on my death list. That perv...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Just Creepy by aRedMoon reviews
First Ryan wakes up late, and then some creepy person's broken into his locker... what else can go wrong here? And on that cursed Valentine's Day too! m/m, slight language
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Lucky Stars by NOT IN USE ANYMORE reviews
With her skirt being 1/2 centimeters short from her finger tips, Raina Paine was forced to stay in the office for the entire day. Read to see what happens while she's there. Previously known as 'A Day in the Office' Rated T for language
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
To My Dearest Prince Charming by Gizmobunny reviews
Okay, my sister says the first step in a love letter is to address the boy in a passionate way. Prince Charming. Does that cut it? I mean, those Disney princes were pretty hot, and you're practically a Greek god. How's that for passionate, sis?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
No Pun Intended by lips and lashes reviews
Fanny Perez, the school pun producer, has fallen hard for Edward Cardenas, an avid hater of puns. With the Halloween dance coming up, will Edward be able to accept who she is, or will Fanny have to choose between the loves of her life? Completed :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
The Horrors of Wikipedia by Zakemaster reviews
Researching anything can be a dangerous process, but when it's sheep, and you're trying to find information on Wikipedia, off all places, things are bound to go a bit awry. It doesn't likely help that you suspect that your professor is a certified loon.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Changing Hearts by vi-is-shorter-than-charlix33 reviews
She hates him. He hates her. Sounds a bit like a song. And then suddenly they don't. Whatever happened to black and white? Addie vs Luke... tied together with 20 bucks that he can't get her to like him. as in, you know, like like...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,668 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Of testtubes and future husbands by balloonfista reviews
I love him. I want to marry him. I do. I - Oh God. I don't think I even like him anymore. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
The Cynic and the Psychic by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
She's a Rule Breaker, Not a Troublemaker by Emedea reviews
I never broke the best friend rule until now, when I got a little bit too friendly with my best friend. And the incidence of too much friendliness did not just involve lips. There was also a bed mixed in there somewhere. And nakedness. A lot of nakedness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
If the glove fits by Birds and Boats reviews
But her, with her tear filled eyes, and her shaking hands. The hands he had been slightly fixated on just an hour ago. She looked vulnerable, and he had waited his whole life for a damsel in distress. For the i love to hate you contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Secrets by Clavel reviews
It was love at first sight for Grace and Sam,but she was a poor schoolteacher and he was the heir to a wealthy earldom.They planed to elope and be together forever but their plans went awry.7years later,they meet again.Can their love have a second chance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,991 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
ADDICTED by GANGSTAR reviews
ONE SHOT- Cynthia Danielle Andrews is obsessed with the color orange. It was rumored that since the moment of her birth all she saw and all she wanted to see is orange. But debt wasn't part of the plan; getting a job wasn't part of it either.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Random Story by Kaamek reviews
This is a random story we wrote in middle school. It includes characters from or references to Kung Pow, Harry Potter, Twilight, Howl’s Moving Castle, Eragon, Superman, Alice in Wonderland, Elf, Potter Puppet Pals, and Artemis Fowl. Need we say more?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
How To Be An Asian American by asianinvasion0530 reviews
Kind of self-explanatory. It was originally a former AP Lang assignment. Read and tell me what you think?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Ornithophobia by Aurelia Astralis reviews
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Venice, flee from the army of angry pigeons, and don't fall into the canals. Otherwise you become ornithophobic. True story! Extremely mild cursing, rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Tracking Down Toby by Neon Scribe reviews
Before he could reply, I cut him off— “I can see you’re not wearing khaki pants.” They say you only find love once you stop looking. It’s too bad I’m not very good at boy-fasting. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
My First Kiss by Morine reviews
Adele has always waited patiently for her first kiss. But after reading a journal from when she was young she finds out that she has in fact already been kissed. A one-shot. Sometimes your true love is in your first kiss when you were six years old.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
iRebel by girlthatsings reviews
so i'm not even legal and i'm going through a midlife crisis :P i don't know what this is. a mixture of anger and frustration and something strange...? please r&r :
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
My Odd Love Story by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Honeybun by angelbymistake reviews
FORTHERIDICULOUSLYHAPPYONESHOTSCONTEST! "A 101 pounds of fun, that's my little Honeybun. Only 60 inches high, every inch is packed with dynamite." The song was made for Honey, my bestfriend of 5 years. Yeah, I've loved her for that long too. ONEshot! R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
An Apple for an Apology by whitedumpling reviews
Fine. But first you have to give me three wishes.” He smirked. Wow, this guy thinks he’s really smart. I thought about it. “Deal."--Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Free Coffee by paraNormal reviews
I think you should marry me." "Why...?" "Because then I could get all the free coffee I wanted." For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Payback Parker by Jade Q. Dean reviews
“Did someone call my name?” Parker, or Payback Parker as some people liked to refer to him, was notorious in our small town school. Need revenge? Look for Parker. “Oh, and Abby?" he said with a weird look, "I will make it worth your while.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Love, Anon by EverDream01 reviews
In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,159 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Fall For Me, Already by aznImperfection reviews
Fall for me!" He yelled. "Or you'll regret it!" Then he pushed me. We were seven then and now ten years later here I am making out with him. Wait what? /One-Short/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by J. Abigail reviews
I was the princess...er his princess that is. He was my knight in shining armour...well really just a scary bad boy who couldn't stand the fact that I was being abused.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,625 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 2/25/2007
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Epics of the RubberDucky Boxers by EruptingFender9 reviews
When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Conversations With Annoying Telephone Operators by Mello.y.Muse reviews
You know those annoying people that call asking for money for some association? And the ones with the fake companies, too? These are some conversations that have actually happened. With these people, the callers hang up on them, not the other way around.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Fairytales Must Be For Other Girls by TheMagicalMathPixie reviews
And he said, "Fairytales are for another world." And she said "Fairytales must be for other girls."
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Peas by Spooky152 reviews
I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Devoid and Devotion by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED All Tag wanted was to NOT be normal. But then she died and woke up 400 years later to a world completely devoid of love, and normal became something she needed, especially if it meant getting away from London, a man she'd never fall for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005
Commercial Parodies by ziva-in-the-rain reviews
Like the title says. Finally complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Dreamers' Eyes by Chiclets reviews
Hazel. Not quite brown, not quite green, a dash of purple, a sprinkling of gold. Dreamers' eyes. [oneshot, proseinformofpoem thing]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Under the First Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lizzie Daniels is dreading Christmas at home because everyone around her is happily married or happily in love. Unlike them, she’s never been in love. But all that just might change this Christmas...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete