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well, there's not really a place to start, except at the beginning right? I'm Miranda, nice to meet you. you may call me Dede or mernder(which was just recently changed to murder. due to a miss-pronunciation by a lazer tag employee). i have no real plan for my lie, but i'm young so i guess that's ok. i live in the sates and love abstract and modern art. i am currently in highschool and love to read and do odd things, i am weird.

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wrong line to love: this has been deleted due to the fact that it sucked magerly. i might repost it, but i might not.

the residents of the subway: i'm writing it! it should come out in the next moth, i've rewriten and planed up the wazoo for this thing. enjoy. oh and i'm looking for a beta reader.

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Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
COMPLETE: SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,827 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Sanguine by annamikura reviews
She was the girl who could never be bought, and he was the guy who never took no for an answer. When a high school girl becomes a witness to a murder, she is offered a bargain that changes her life forever. (HIATUS)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,576 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 6/12/2003
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
Necropolis by RoughDraftHero reviews
The world has been dead for 36 years. There is a small population of humans. Most of them are insane. Good luck, Charlie. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,525 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008
What Promises We Break by Death's Release reviews
Macario's life is a mess...he's a teenage closetcase, being raised by his homophobic brother. On top of that, his brother's best friend seems to be...hitting on him? Slash, Yaoi, M/M, based on the concept of a gay soap opera!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,962 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2007
In Harm's Way by Snyffles reviews
!MM!Necrophilia! "Then who, Sphynx? Who's the poor soul whose caught your attention this time?" The Sphynx lingered at the door, silent, and then turned back with a tiny, mad grin. "Who else? The one who walks in two realities, yet exists in none, of course."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 115,531 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2006
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
His Baby by BlackRage reviews
I don't believe it! That's who I slept with? Oh my God.... mpreg, m/m, yaoi.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
A Grave Robber's Cyanide by Kanilla reviews
REMOVED. Barley's fascination for dead people tends to rub others the wrong way. He doesn't mind much. When a certain dark haired, grey eyed grave robber starts a game of cat and mouse with him, he can't help but get involved. MxM.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
As If by Just Get Over It reviews
Sam Walsh; an uptight office assistant whose never met a rule he didn't like. Collin Cordell; a underground street fighter whose never met a rule he didn't break. Add romance, lust, and a couple broken bones, and you've got their relationship. MxM SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010
Blackwater Academy by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Sex fuels magic. It also fuels many of the budding relationships of this year's students of Blackwater Academy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2004
Rough Diamond by XeeWrites reviews
Kieran is a rich and stunningly good looking senior with a reputation as a gentleman. So imagine Nate's surprise when Kieran starts to corner him, a 'rough diamond,' at every opportunity with intentions very ungentlemanly. Highschool SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009
Lonely Without You by Drizzle reviews
He said that if I were to leave, he would cry until he drowns in the ocean of his tears. But it was he who left. Two years later he comes back. But no longer human. mxm yaoi slash homosexuality ON HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Boy Bride by TheLadyPendragon reviews
A gay prince, an unintentionally sexy foreigner, and the meddling Wizard who just wants them to get laid. Everyone else is just along for the ride. A fairy-tale unlike any you've ever read. MxM, Slash, Yaoi, Possible Mpreg.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,600 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Beauty and the Beast by SidhexUnderhill reviews
A hideous beast, a beautiful maiden. This story has been told many times before. Now hear it again, for who knows what the truth is.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009
Trickery by Haikoui reviews
She didn't expect to fall for the most notorious and famous gangster and bootlegger. She didn't expect to fall in love with a mafia leader. She certainly didn't expect to fall in love with the man she thought—knew—was her absolute sworn enemy. ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
LunarEclipse by MissZesty reviews
Lunar hates Vampires, so it's no surprise that he hunts them. So what will happen when his new partner is a Vampire? Warning! shounenai ahead! [Discontinued because I realized years ago my writing is shit and I have no patience to work on improving it. For sentimental reasons I won't delete this story but it will be forever unfinished. Sorry about that.]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Life Of Dionne by Silent Grenade reviews
Dionne Jones was unfortunate enough to be blessed with great looks, a clever mind and three VERY hypocritical overprotective older brothers. Of course, her chances at love are slim to none, but like HELL that's gonna stop her from trying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008
Crisis Core by sydchan reviews
Salem is the pleasure slave of a rich CEO. He doesn't really care for his current lifestyle, but deals with it for the sake of his infant son. But what happens when he gets the chance to escape. Contains slash, yaoi, m/m, mpreg, prostitution, rape, abuse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Beauty and the Deceased by Comodin reviews
/SLASH/ Will becomes a zombie and his only hope of making it out of the experience alive is with Alec's help. But people tend to hate your undead guts when you've been gaybashing them most of their lives. Good thing there's always blackmail.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
O Fair Fur by Iridescent Wings reviews
Conallan thought he had drowned... But now he finds himself on an island filled with the most unusual creatures. SLASH AND MPREG!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/20/2007
Cuba Libre by kelseypaige reviews
[slash; M/M; one-shot] On the fifth day, he finds you lounging outside on the old maple porch, smelling of sea and shells.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2006
the Residentes of the subway reviews
when you have nothing left it's easy to forget your past. and that's what kaya,ducky and Leon intend to do. this story is getting a face lift and a tummy tuck. so on temp hiatuses.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009