The Oubliette
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Joined 06-21-09, id: 675196, Profile Updated: 05-12-11
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and Young Adult.

Formerly Kilamika and Ze Tootsie.


Because really, the mind is an oubliette. And Imagination, dear prisoner-

I set you free.


Pleased to meet you, I am The Oubliette.

I write because I can, must and should. I don't have anything else to give to the world at this point. So if I've made you brighten up, even a teensy bit, a little while, then I'm grateful.

Because you've made mine too.


Currently 'The Shizz' at FanFiction. Feel free to browse!


Interesting Quotes

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica JongThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. JonesBeautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. -- Unknown"Time is a fixed income and, as with any income, the real problem facing most of us is how to live successfully within our daily allotment." -- Margaret B. Johnstone I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. -- Lao Tsu You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of old age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look. -- Sir Seymour HicksIf you want to be happy, be. -- Henry David ThorreauTime draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend. -- John LyleThe lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. -- Colleen McCulloughI don't date women my age. There aren't any. -- Milton BerleThe remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." -- CalvinTrillin If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body...then only left-handed people are in their right minds. -- Anonymous
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Fast Times at Auburn High by FoolofaTook17 reviews
-"Your man love for Jack Bauer concerns me." "It's not concern, it's jealousy." Welcome to the hallways, the classrooms, where conversations like this are commonplace. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Love is Blind by writersblock900 reviews
In this land, the High Crown Prince is blind, an Evil Sorceress cares more for style than killing, and the Hero the High King just sent out to rescue his son was really a girl. Turning the old saying "Love at first sight", these three have a unique story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Smashing Young Man by FoolofaTook17 reviews
Oh, the things we do for babies. "...they're not that ugly, are they?"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Keeping the Faith by FoolofaTook17 reviews
Shabbos, old ladies, wheat wafers, cell phones, hot dogs, bulletins, and a possible oneway ticket to hell, all over the course of an hour at church.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
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Bancrook Learning Center, School of Justice reviews
Because you can never just write,"It was a normal day. I studied, gossiped, had a pizza." No, you write,"I studied, went to lunch, honed my mutant powers, put some baddies in jail and still can't quite figure out this blasted Calculus". Welcome.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010
Nut, Meet Case reviews
My cousin is Zombie Intelligence,my P.E. teacher's apparently a cannibal, my Math's tutor insists I can stop the Supernatural war, and my mum thinks I'm screaming incessantly and spraying spittle into the curry because I've got a BOY friend.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010
des Faerietale reviews
Lucinda. Unassuming, quite smart. Some people want her to save the world, some people just want to really, really kick her. I? I'm just telling her tale and boy, is it a crazy one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009