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Elle. 21. Southern.
Born on the 4th of October.
Nursing student.
Avid writer and reader.
A Libra and a Horse.
Writing since 2004 on ffnet.
Goofy and shy, awkward and awesome.
Animals are wonderful.
Loves movies of the horror variety, music of the rock variety, and books of all variety.
The icon is Katniss Everdeen, because she is badass, courtesy of bleeding_muse over at livejournal.

Hopefully going to start up more original works soon. :)

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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Until You're Mine by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He wanted nothing more than to sink his teeth into her flesh and turn her into what he was - a vampire. But he couldn't. And she wanted nothing more than to run away from this assignment. But she wouldn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,620 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
a study on your skin by metacognitive reviews
freckles and poems and distance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
Psychology major Alma Caldwell was fascinated by the human mind and its frightening capability of turning nightmares into reality. That is, until a demon turned her reality into a nightmare.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,554 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Lips Burn Caustic by patsylooj reviews
so, he's a homophobe and emophobe. he's gay and emo. he acts like a cat, he's a vain vocalist, she's pissed, he's a psycho killer, he's wearing lady clothes, they're making out, and that song title makes no sense. the hell. to the myspace degeneration
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 231,544 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/14/2007
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Confessions of a Maraschino Addict by Ryette reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,444 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
That Epic Story with an Awesome Nonexistent Plot by metacognitive reviews
ABANDONED./"He-ey," said he. "Hi," responded she; "I'm Nicolette." "Pretty," interjected the other. Dude, he mouthed, hands off. The other raised his eyebrows. No.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
inky's tentacles by skyward squidly squee reviews
zombies. bad romance. and the cast of emo squids disguised as plant dinosaurs. yeah. 'pillowbooks', perhaps. slash collection things. a reason. through winters. perhaps the most awkward thing you'll ever stumble upon. includes an actual zombie love poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Without My Olive by Deena reviews
I was a Muslim guy with a temper and she was the olives on my pizza...what was the point in eating pizza if it didn't have olives on it? **One-shot**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Game Over by iBrandi reviews
Bianca Smith, reigning Xbox champion of Extermination Overdrive, has a problem: she's going to be a virgin forever unless she takes drastic action and sleeps with a guy at the prom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
O Serpent Heart by Faithless Juliet reviews
At dawn she fold herself up into the walls like an ornate secret.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Gulch by Faithless Juliet reviews
Fuck you BP! "On the fiftieth day of the oil spill I became an environmental activist."
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
my men by themanicurist reviews
i only really love musicians.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
little dolly by a certain slant of light reviews
daddy's going to make her all better, all better now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Ink Smears by UnintentionallyInLove reviews
Every thing I have to say to you is in this letter. I'm sorry that it's messy, and I'm sorry that the ink's smearing, but my hands are shaking just as bad as my world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
life, love, and death by a shallow society by kissing walls reviews
...i'm pretty, right?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Sex & Flip Cup by MaeMaes reviews
Skank. Hussy. Whore. Hell, she'd admit it. But, oh, what she wouldn't do for his kiss? /One-Shot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Him & Her Exchange by xoxluurve reviews
“I got you. I promise.” Cliche warning.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007
Shine by sunshinedoll reviews
My type is hot. My type of girl has a nice ass and sexy body. My type is not fat and goofy; I don’t like girls who catch dragonflies. Well, that is, not until now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Arsenic Kisses by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Jamie is listening to her iPod. Jamie lazily pulls the trigger. Jamie watches as the dark zombie blood drenches her body. Luckily for her, her iPod is waterproof.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,163 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Ain't No Love Without by Manuel Fajar reviews
Blues—Been listening to B.B. King, . . . been strumming
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 200 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2004
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Ella by Written reviews
-FLASH FICTION- You were an ugly baby. I want you to know that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Poetic Answer by strawberry-express reviews
Note to self: Next time you see the school Goth without makeup buying tampons at a local store, don’t start screaming and asking him if he’s a guy or not. He might find strange ways of giving you your answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Last Conversation in the World by murderofonerose reviews
I purposefully didn't use the word zombie in this.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Being Dead Makes Me Act Weird by something to prove reviews
That was the first thing I became aware of after I died, that the apartment I haunt is occupied... by a man. He is gorgegous. And he sleeps naked. [Rating to be changed to M later]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Blame It On Barcelona reviews
Emma McHale has her share of problems, an unrequited crush being front and center. When she goes on a trip to Spain with her friends, another problem arises. She almost drowns, but is saved by a hunky, shirtless, Spanish tv star who's falling for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009