Heyy!
My name's Muhiba, but I prefer Kellina (dnt ask why, made it up ages ago with my best m8's)
I live in London and I go to an Academy...and nope, im not stuck-up ;)
Brown hair, green/brown eyes (pretty dodgy, I know) Age: 14
Favourite genre's: Comedy and Romance.
I enjoy listening to music, reading books, watching movies...blah blah, the usual.
Umm...not many people really know me...
Uhh...I'm pretty bad with the whole 'R&R' thing. But I'll try.
I love loads of bands such as: Green Day, Lost Prophets, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Muse, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne...umm cnt remember the rest now.
I love lots of movies too... Favourites have to be: White Chicks, The Shawshank Redemption, Tangled and The Skeleton Key.
I really enjoy watching stand-up comedy, some sci-fi shows and am obsessed with f.r.i.e.n.d.s! The best show of all time :D
Anyway, must stop, I wrote too much already..
Peacee!
(Ones in BOLD apply to me)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'M A GIRL AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I don't wear a lot of MAKEUP, so I MUST be ugly.
I love ANIMALS so I MUST be a crazy activist who holds up picket signs.
I'm not the most POPULAR person, so I MUST be dorky.
I'm easily SCARED so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a MUSICIAN so I MUST not be going anywhere with my life.
I'm a ROMANTIC so I MUST read romance books with naked people and quote Shakespeare.
I'm still improving on my GUITAR SKILLS, so I MUST suck.
I'm LOUD AND CRAZY, so I MUST be hyper and weird.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be hiding something.
I FALL IN LOVE EASILY, so I MUST be some crazy Romeo & Juliet fan who falls in love with every boy they see.
I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, so I MUST be popular and ditzy.
I LIKE SOME DISNEY SHOWS AND MOVIES, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I LIKE HARRY POTTER, so I MUST be a nerdy wizard.
I've got GREEN SKIN AND WARTS, so I MUST be a witch.
I READ BOOKS and LIKE IT, so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be bitchy.
I don't have the BEST CLOTHES, so I MUST be poor.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
STOP STEREOTYPING ;)