Why, hello there. Fancy meeting you here. I suppose I should tell you a few things about me. I have short, dark brown hair I usually straighten, and I have brown eyes. I have two brothers; I'm the middle child, and the ugliest. I am also the fattest. I have an inability to lose baby fat (WHY, GOD, WHY?!).

I chose my screenname because I like to think I'm weird, different. I sort of am, but not in the way I want to be. When I be myself around my friends in real life, they say, "What is wrong with you?" and stare at me as if I had spontaneously grown another head. They don't get my sense of humor; only one of my friends, Harley, actually gets it sometimes. When I be myself on the Internet, people laugh, because they get me. I can be myself on the Internet, and not feel as though I'm being mocked; most of the people I meet are very nice people, and we get along well. Only a few people hate me (cough, Justin, cough). I have a lot of friends in real life, but most of them talk about me behind my back; I have more friends on the Internet, and most of them genuinely like me.

... Why, yes, I am indeed that pathetic.

My writing changes a lot. I yearn for improvement, so I read other people's stories for help. I try to improve my writing accordingly, so I at least sound professional most of the time. Unfortunately, I lose interest in my stories quickly, so I usually never get through the first chapter. When I do, my muse is gone a while later, so I can never finish the story.

It sucks when that happens, because most of my ideas are pretty good.

Well, that's the end of this. Let's do it again sometime, yeah? :D

... b r e a k o u t , b r e a k o u t ...

STORIES I'M WORKING ON AT THE MOMENT:

(title undecided): He was her best friend, but she loved him. She couldn't bear to part with him, so she was enraged, naturally, when he told her he had a fiancee.
/dedicated to my friend Roxana
/... will probably never finish, haha

blank: There are dreams and nightmares, dreamed by dreamers.
/inspired by a new group on tegaki e that i joined haha