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Story Update:
I'm rewriting the whole thing. I'm keeping the old chapters for a couple of days and then deleting them. Chapter 4 is the new chapter one for now.

BETA NEEDED/WANTED DESPERATELY!

“Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.” T.S. Elliot

I'm a horrible writer... my head comes up with a lot of stories and plot lines, but whenever I try to put them in writing I fail (as you can tell from my attempt at writing an interesting story here). So I'm sticking to editing and beta-ing =)

Oct 8, 2009 : Chapter 4 is up! Let me know if the new layout is okay

Oct 7, 2009: I had a major break-thru yesterday at 2am! The plot started writing itself in my head… with dialogue and all!

Now if only I had one of those recording things connected to my brain (also called a good memory), I would have two chapters posted today! But don’t worry, I at least now know how Gertie and Westley will meet! Next chapter is going to talk some more about on-the-verge-of-depression-Gertrude (she’ll get over it quick and spare us all though) and the one after that will be focused on Westley, Westley’s plans, Westley meeting Gertrude and the first hint connecting Westley-Gertrude to Mike-James! =D

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Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/2/2011
That Day by SarryMatts reviews
With his job and relationship on the line, Felix has his work cut out of him. Enter Max, his brother's pushy best friend and Felix can't figure out if he's a hindrance or his saviour. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Of sweaters and heartache by LyingOutLoud reviews
I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Stop Stalking Me! by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
So my name is Calen. I'm 21 and I'm an aspiring artist. Oh and I have a stalker. A rich, hot stupid stalker who won't leave me alone because I crashed into his car. Yeah...Great.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,203 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Sssh by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. William goes to China with his childhood friend and sometimes lover Oliver. Everything else just seems to roll on from there. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,581 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Mise en Place by Zebbie reviews
In practice, that’s restaurant speak for a selection of things you'll need, laid out before you need them. Handy concept, if only someone could ‘mise’ island boy Alf the life he wants! When boyfriends fall short, a summer job is all he has left. BritSlash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2007
Princes and Dukes by September Wolves reviews
SLASH.Matt McQueen is the new kid at Delton,private school for the riches.On the first day he attracts the eyes of the school's hottest guy.Too bad he chose the densest kid in town.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009
Tasting Shadows by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Jamie has always had a fear of the dark. He just didn't know he had a reason. /NaNoWriMo '09/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Eternal Sunshine in a Dark Room by September Wolves reviews
Jared is happily married and straight. Eight years later,at his request,best friend Shane agrees to go back to his hometown for Christmas but the sight of Jared brings back feelings he tried so hard to repress.MATURE SLASH.See inside for details.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by CaseyBear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
You Belong with Me by boyz2men-yaoi-writers reviews
Esquirella & jma collaborate! Yaoi! MxM Toby is lonely in school and at home. Sariphan is a sexy cat-man just passing through our galaxy. Fate conspires to make their two worlds collide, and now Sariphan is determined to claim Toby for himself. Forever!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,783 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 394,176 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/30/2004
My Turtle is Faster than Yours by CaseyBear reviews
Jeffree Collins is perfect. Everyone loves him but me. So how it did it end with us unclothed and very happy? Slash.One-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Alex and Bobby by failte200 reviews
Slash. Bobby had a hard time getting over it when Alex admitted that he was gay. The worst part was - apparently it was Bobby who was going to have to find him a boyfriend. How does he get himself into these things?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,138 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Fall Off a Cliff Laughing by FeatherJunkie reviews
[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
A Devil's Appeal by Widom reviews
The ruling lord of the underworld is trying to rightfully take over heaven. To do this, he must marry an angel, and convince them to be his mate.In his hurry,he chooses the only creature to ever resist him... MUCH BETTER THAN THIS, ALSO COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,099 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Gertrude, Westley and James T Kirk reviews
Gertrude just found out that her fiancé is cheating on her. She's angry and confused, so naturally she started talking to herself. The only problem is... there is a really really cute guy standing right next to her... and he's laughing at her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/15/2009