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I deleted all of the stories not worth having on fictionpress! But I am planning some new ones. And yes, my penname did used to be C.A.S. Storme but now it's Moonwolf 3000 - get over it. New stories are being planned and written!
The Alereign Sage
Now for some of my favourite quotes!
'Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.'
'Don't criticise my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.'
'I could make an ass out of you, but why should I take all the credit.'
'When the going gets tough, the tough reload.'
'Why does someone believe you when you say there's four billion stars, yet they have to check when you say the pain it wet?'
'God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they annoyed me.'
'Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.'
'Drawing on my fine command of the English language...I said nothing.'
'Get your facts first, then distort them as you please.'
'You're not gay. You're just trying a new shock tactic.' (Kudos Effie!)
'Why do you always have to spill blood on the popcorn, Kai?' (Once again, Effie!)
'You don't want me to get a job. You just want me to pay you rent.' (Moi.)
'I wanted to get some gay friends to give me fashion tips. Instead, I got fucked' - Frankie Boyle
'Oi, bitch, I may be a pervert but at least I'm a decent pervert who does it in private!' - Effie again
'Vampires are like women. We both have this thing with blood but vampires have it more than once a month' - Kai (aka the master of sucking)
Rhage: Of course you like blue. It's the colour of my eyes
'You know I havewhat I call a boyfriend brow. Which is a frown brough on when you're thinking about your boyfriend and you either want to boot him up the ass or wrap your arms around him and hold on til he can't breathe.'
'Have fun, kiddies, somewhere else'
Butch: You need to lighten up about the whole potato-launcher incident
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