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Joined 07-04-09, id: 677409, Profile Updated: 11-04-10

Hey. There's really not much I wanna say here, other than that I am an aspiring author and I love to write. Gee, if only you profile readers had a nickle for every time you've heard that line. I'm open to any genre of writing, but I tend to do best at fantasy/action stories. Oh, and I am totally a secret romantic (grin, wink) so my stories will always have some sort of underlying (and sometimes overlying) romantic theme. You don't like it, then don't read. I promise you wont miss out on some important life lesson if you don't read my stories. That being said, go read what I've written and give me some critique, goodness knows I need it!

Also, feel free to shoot me an email if you would like, I'm always open to meeting new people and discussing whatever (be it about writing or something else entirely). Just PM me and ask for my email, and I'll give it to you.

Annnnndd... Here is the You Only Live Twice map. It's not so good, but hopefully it will help you with the geography in the story. I know making it helped me a lot. Just copy and paste this url: http:///_7J70HxucWtA/S0FdaQd9ISI/AAAAAAAAACA/BH6mVWCfy-I/s1600-h/IMG_1091.JPG


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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
met a man on top of a hill by for shame reviews
he had scuff-marks on his shoes, from where he'd been stepping on people all day.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Salt and Sweat and Freshly Mowed Grass by CassandraStacy reviews
As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Kiss Now Talk Later by Vicks17 reviews
One of those typical lines...that just makes you feel like a booty call.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
statistically speaking by kissing walls reviews
can the difference between life and death really be a single setting of the sun?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Pigeon Girl is Falling by Shades Of Autumn reviews
Poor her. She's learned how to fly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Indian Ants by Michael Panush reviews
A deadly Scythian warrior is hired to wipe out an insect infestation of massive proportions by a greedy Greek merchant. Based on actual history, as recorded by Herodtodus! Please R and R.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
The Little Fay by Oxnard
A little Fay wonders in a camera lost in her wonder...It's very short and dumb...and i accualy dreamed it...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004
Joe Average by Archradish of Canturbury reviews
A disturbing look into the suburbs of California
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2002