Queen Hank
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Joined 05-10-01, id: 67758
Author has written 25 stories for Humor, General, and Song.
Hank is a queer, anti-religious, insane, 7-UP swilling Kaufman worshipper, and he must be stopped at all costs!!

Note: All of my original poetry and song lyrics are (C) Me, so DO NOT steal them!! However, all of my non-original stuff doesn't belong to me, it belongs to it's creators.

Why did I put that there? Because that way, I don't have to put a disclaimer at the beginning of everything!

A Lemur Called Maki by LemurKat reviews
Not to be confused with Maki the Pokemon, this is the story of a real lemur and his return to the wild.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2001
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Overrated reviews
Wuh?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/19/2002
Bellafonte
Stuff
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 2/19/2002
I said reviews
It's about a reaction between lovers.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2002
Wit
I wrote this in response to someone's comment on "Originality and Wit"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 1/11/2002
There Will Come a Time reviews
This poem deals with problems of an existential nature in a nomenclatural society. Possibly, the non-verbal agreement between the interspersal and the overwrought in the externals and the interiors of humanity are being presented for the purposes of refle
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2001
Why?
This is actually a song, but all lyrics are just poetry set to music, so it doesn't bother me all that much.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 9/13/2001
Here's to the children reviews
I don't know if I made this because of what happened on 9-11, but it just came to me, and I wrote it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2001
Hear My Words
Can you figure out where the last line came from? It's a tough one!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 6/13/2001
Your Soul reviews
How can you summarize a poem?!?!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Typical Teenager reviews
If you are a teen, you'll probably get this. If you are not, you should read this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
Two Little Boys reviews
Please read...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
The Little Boy reviews
This is dedicated to (Name Deleted)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
The Beach reviews
Just read it, and find out.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Sorry to say reviews
Try to figure out what this is about.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
A Song For Robby reviews
I wrote this for my ex-boyfriend, Robby (Well, duh!).
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Crazy reviews
A poem. What kind of summary can you really have for a poem? How about: This poem bears qualities of an existential variety, and a subliminal reference to cheese.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
Changes reviews
It's a short poem, so there's not much I can say about it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
Get Away reviews
This is a song. What else can I say?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Hate You reviews
This has to do with stuff. (Why do they ask for summaries of poems?)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Kill It Off reviews
This has to do with something, but what?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Message reviews
This is a song with a message.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
My Fault
This is a song I wrote. What else can I say?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 5/29/2001
Sex reviews
Read the title, then the poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2001
Lemon-Lime reviews
Mmmmm...citrus.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2001 - Published: 5/23/2001
Peter Malloy reviews
Just read it, and find out for yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2001