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Hi there :)

So since...2008 maybe? I've been lurking around, loving nearly every single story on this. I usually go for 'Romance, Rating: All, Complete, 1000 words' and when I saw those drop down windows for the first time, I fell in love.

I hate English. The subject, I mean. I'm good at reading, and creative writing, and I bomb nearly ever research paper and persuasive essays. Well, bomb as in B. But that's bombing in my parents eyes. The point is, reading and creative writing is the only thing that keeps me alive in English. So that's why I'm here. Well, here now. To write. Maybe.

I'm the type of person that gets really into something for about a week or so, and then gets bored, ditches, and leaves. So, if I ever do come around to post up long, chapter stories, my readers need to review, review, review, and demand, push, and shove me. And yell. And scream. And curse. And... you get the point.

I want to tell you guys things about me, because then we'll have that awesome Reader - Author bond. Or just the Stalker - Person-with-account bond. Oh, and please don't read this if it would destroy your faith in me and ruin your impressions. Because knowing about people usually destroys my image of them too. Well, my ethnicity is Asian. From Taiwan, if you must know. That doesnt mean anything though. DON'T RUN AWAYYYYY. Is anyone still here? Probably not. Usually, people run and go "I'm not reading this girl's stories if they're all asian based and crap." Trust me, I do that ALL the time. I'll get back to that later though. I'm not telling you how old I am. Because I don't know you, and you might be some crazy rapist trying to trace my IP address and come to get me and my beautiful laptop in Shanghai. Oh yeah, and I'm in Shanghai, at the moment. I say at the moment, not because I'm here for vacation (ew, who would want to come here for vacation? During SUMMER too) but because I'm an expatriat kid. Did I spell that right? I'm on Firefox, so why don't the squijiggly things come out? Oh, squijiggly is my word. I copyright it. NO STEALEY. Usually its followed with a ~. Like this: squijiggly~.

Sorry, I'm a fag, I know. My friends tell me that all the time. And I get so distracted easily. If you dont know, expatriats are families where the working person, like the dad, is on a system, where they're sent out to branches that are in different countries. Most expatriat people stay in one country or city for about 3 or 4 years. And you're only an expatriat if you move with your dad. Like me :D So, I've actually only lived in the country where I was born for 4 years. And then New Zealand for 8 years. It's pretty relaxed there, but I'll tell you about that later. After New Zealand, was Japan. Japan has to be the best place in the world. I stayed there for 2 years, before I came to Shanghai. So yeah, I'm still in high school. Being an expatriat means that you can NOT be one of those losers that don't have any friends. Because once you finally make one friend, you'll probably move again. So most of the people learn to be really outgoing. Like me. I'm really a shy girl at heart, but I guess this is what international schools do to you. You're lucky if you keep a friend for 3 years. Sometimes, its depressing. But then you're usually guaranteed that that bitch that's always stabbing your back is going to be gone pretty much soon. Hmm. I think I'll just write this into a nonfiction piece. Because this paragraph is making me dizzy with the great mass of letters.

So being an international student, means going to an international school. Usually, the company pays for our tuition. Great right? Just as well, because the fees are fudging expensive. And I mean, 60 grand a year. USD. Our friends are from all over, and once in a while, you'll be back in the same school as one of your old friends. It's pretty great. Wait, I'm suppose to be talking about me.

There isn't really anything more to say. At least nothing I can think of now. So readers, please don't run away after you find out that I'm Asian. I do that too, but really, I'm probably more white than your history teacher. Except my history teacher is black, and I don't know shit about US history. Crap, I need to find my APUSH book. Summer reading, says the teacher. Like I can finish that massive paperweight in 3 months. I'd fall asleep on every page. But then again, I love history, so I don't know what I'm talking about right now. Gah. Wait, back on the train of thought. Where is that train? Doo doooo. Okay, it arrived. So I'm asian, but I bet I can speak better English than half of your friends. And I have this really awesome half New Zealand accent to go with it. I'll let you listen to it sometime. Maybe. If you promise not to jack off to it. Kidding :) By the way, I'm really nasty. In the perverted way. Anyways, you know those really Asian girls that do that azn sign and have really small eyes and really small boobs and the weirdest hair and really high, false voices and really dramatic, false reactions? Not me. Except my boobs are kinda small. Hmph. What I'm getting at, is that I'm just like you baby. And dont follow my example and discriminate by race. I'm trying, I really am. But sometimes, the people's writings sort of suck. And every story has the same kind of best friend, same protagonist, same love interest, etc. Ahh I'm being so mean. I swear, I'm not this mean in person. I'm actually a really really nice girl.

Oh, and I should probably tell you some basic things about me. No, I'm not lesbian, as much as some people insist, and yes, I'm sure. No I'm not a mix, and yes, I'm sure of that too. Those are the two most frequently asked questions of my everyday life. The mix thing I get, but lesbian? I guess I do give off that vibe sometimes. And the fact that I've never had a boyfriend contributes to that quite a lot. Shut up, I'm not ugly. I think I have a fear of intimacy. Or just commitment. No, intimacy. I run away when I have a feeling someone's going to ask me out. And I know it hurts them, but I'm really really not comfortable with that. Why am I telling you this? You probably don't even care. cry

Anyways, read whatever story I might have coming out. I have an idea or two already :) And I promise that with my stories, it wont be all about me, because really, I'm boring.

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A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Sweet is Revenge by MorbidAngelXxX reviews
She wants adventure and fun. He just wants to kill her... Well, and get in her pants. SEQUEL to Perfectly Star-Crossed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,491 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Such a Sweet Talker by MorbidAngelXxX reviews
“They all come for her eh?” He asked. I nodded. “And does anyone ever come for you?” At that, I had to laugh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Imminent Paradox reviews
It's bad enough to be woken up early on Christmas by your roommate, who claims there's an emergency. But then Noelle got to the living room and found her neighbor under her tree, convinced that he's her Christmas present. What’s a girl to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009
Between Tequila, Texts and Tylenol by 2005nostalgia reviews
ONESHOT. I woke up with no memory of what happened last night so I started to retrace my steps, I mean, texts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
I Was Sure Of It by JRyder Chickadee reviews
I was sure that Cameron Clarke was a vampire, but when I asked him if he wanted to bite me he looked at me as if I’d just sprouted another head. He probably wasn’t used to being recognized as a bloodsucker. It's understandable. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
She Wants Me! by Ana Sterling reviews
I was such a fool. It started out as a joke and now somehow I was hurting my own feelings. It was like she was cheating on me, with me. And to top it all off, she likes the other guy better. I think I’m losing my mind. That’s what it is. I’m losing
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Sense of Elation by Rajiya reviews
Holy hell, was that an arm draped across my chest? I screamed and pushed the limb off of my body, scooting across the bed to get away. There was a man lying next to me, and I'll be damned if I had agreed to him being there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,863 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
One of the Guys by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
I had always been one of the guys, playing rough and getting dirty, so they weren’t exactly lining up to ask me out. Then he came back, he who broke my heart a decade ago, and all of a sudden even my closest guy friends started to notice, as in notice me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Addicted by somuchformyhappyending reviews
One-Shot Maggie can't help but to be attracted to Jake - a dangerous, cold, gorgeous guy. After he saves her from being raped by her crazy boyfriend, she can't help but to like him even more. She knows it could get messy, but she doesn't care anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Kiss It Better by ThePiracyOfHearts reviews
"Why didn't you tell me it hurt?" He looks at her hand resting on his chest. "I didn't know how much."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
One Word by bring.on.the.wonder reviews
You know those people who read the last chapter to find out how the story ends - with laughter or kleenex? Well, this is that last chapter. The ending that you wait for. A quick one-shot between a nameless she and a nameless he. Enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Girl and Boy by 06-Alexandria-03 reviews
Quote “I was completely brain dead. Really, this was embarrassing. I kept telling myself over and over in my head that I don’t need him. I am perfectly fine on my own. Why would I want to boyfriend, anyway right?” NEW: I posted the wrong version at first!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Animosity by Ouija reviews
The thin line between love and hate is blurry at best. This is a one shot rated M for language and explicit scenes. R&R if you feel so moved.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Test Me by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Bullshit by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "You're just scared to admit how much you want me, too." "Bullshit." "Really? Is it?" I hesitated. Was it? He took my hesitation to mean no and took another step forward, which would have been fine if there was any space to take a step.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Love by AfterPartyFiasco reviews
ONESHOT. Our lips touched, and I automatically smiled against his kiss. Then I heard the director shout ‘Cut!’, and I instantly pulled away. We may be Hollywood’s number one couple, but he was number one on my death list. That perv...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Bear With Me by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "I'm sure you can dress on your own," Duke told me in amusement, "but you'll have a hell of a time buttoning this by yourself." He grinned. "It defies physics and includes being double-jointed everywhere."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Love by the Fire by Triple Vice reviews
Shipwrecked with her hot crush...great way to get to know a guy ; Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Alethia Syndrome by Pinkamoo reviews
I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Facing Fears by KarenHomer reviews
Face your fears, don't worry I won't let you fall,” he whispered. I was scared of heights but he wanted me to go on the Ferris Wheel with him so I took the risk because I knew he wouldn't let anything happen to me. //ONE SHOT//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
1:32 AM by realize reviews
ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Sexy Ex by Ella Forks reviews
Adriana is a model who gets thrown into doing a steamy shoot with her ex who is a sexy bastard. Will Adriana fall for his charms while she's forced to grind her hips against his for the camera? And will he try it on with her? Please R&R! oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Lucky Strike by readmyfictionhere reviews
High School sweethearts find a new chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
TongueTied by TheLoserWhoAlwaysWins reviews
Nick Johnson and I sure have a history.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Tidbit by Emberleigh reviews
Just something I was thinking about evolving into a story. Let me know what you think!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Beauty In the Breakdown by xiiluvyuhhx reviews
Scott Dean was your typical lawyer. Audrey Alexander was the defensive newspaper columnist. This pair bumps into each other on the Metro, and crazy love is sprouted. *Dedicated to everyone who has to ride the Metro all over the place.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Summer Loving by Emberleigh reviews
Jocelyn hated Grey with every fiber of her being. He thought the feeling was mutual. With three months of summer and her boyfriend away Jocelyn came out to play and Grey fell in love. Feelings can change...right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Emma Connelly: Goddess of Romance by alternatearcadia reviews
COMPLETE. "I’m stuck. Can’t write sex scenes. One month to deadline. Failure." Every author's worst nightmare: writer's block. Or in Emma Connelly's case, sex scene block. What's a best-selling romance author to do? Especially one with a damning secret?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete