Author has written 18 stories for Love, School, Friendship, Life, General, Romance, Fantasy, Supernatural, and Fantasy.
Here's a bunch of quotes:
It's hard fixing a broken heart, but even harder to fix a broken soul.
Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? I did. And it was GOOD!
The person who said, "Anything is possible" has never tried slamming a revolving door.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Denial is the first step to acceptance.
When you're in love, appreciate what you have because other people, their love stories aren't so lucky.
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.
You made me laugh so hard, I wet my pants.
Behind every hurricane comes a rainbow. But behind every rainbow comes another hurricane.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
"You dare defy me!?" -Mewtwo, Pokemon: The First Movie
Favorite pick-up lines (some for males, some for females):
Hey, what's your name? (answer) Name? Where have I seen that before...? Oh! I must have seen it in dictionary under "beautiful."
Ow, I got a boo boo on my lip. Kiss it to make it better?
I just got some new lip gloss, wanna taste?
If I had a dollar for every time you were on my mind, I'd have one dollar because you never leave my mind.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Excuse me, but you look like a lot like my first wife, and I've never been married.
Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that fine.