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Joined 07-10-09, id: 678354, Profile Updated: 02-15-12
Author has written 18 stories for Love, School, Friendship, Life, General, Romance, Fantasy, Supernatural, and Fantasy.

Here's a bunch of quotes:

It's hard fixing a broken heart, but even harder to fix a broken soul.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? I did. And it was GOOD!

The person who said, "Anything is possible" has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Denial is the first step to acceptance.

When you're in love, appreciate what you have because other people, their love stories aren't so lucky.

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.

You made me laugh so hard, I wet my pants.

Behind every hurricane comes a rainbow. But behind every rainbow comes another hurricane.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

"You dare defy me!?" -Mewtwo, Pokemon: The First Movie

Favorite pick-up lines (some for males, some for females):

Hey, what's your name? (answer) Name? Where have I seen that before...? Oh! I must have seen it in dictionary under "beautiful."

Ow, I got a boo boo on my lip. Kiss it to make it better?

I just got some new lip gloss, wanna taste?

If I had a dollar for every time you were on my mind, I'd have one dollar because you never leave my mind.

There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Excuse me, but you look like a lot like my first wife, and I've never been married.

Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that fine.

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Stop the World by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Her uncle sold her soul for wealth... and as she spends more time with her captor, she realizes that she doesn't exactly want it back anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Ice Melts For Love by osmLowis reviews
He was the 'delinquent leader' of the school and a major ass. She was the nerdy ice princess of the school and keeps to herself. They clashed. All hell broke loose. Inspired by Bowling for Soup's random songs. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,355 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
A Wolf's Duty by Jennyt82 reviews
A werewolf prince searching for his mate finally finds her in an abused traumatised human, but she's not all she seems. When their worlds collide will they manage to find the love of a hundred lifetimes or will her differences and his duty keep them apart
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,741 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Things I Learned In Fiction Class by C.M.F Wright reviews
Because I learned so many great things in Fiction Writing and it seemed like a waste not to share them. Rated for language and bad writing samples.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009
Crush Series I: The Cheesy Plan by osmLowis reviews
Armed with his friends' support and the pick-up lines they got online, boy sought out girl to get her attention and win her heart. A cute and funny one-shot. First Story of the Crush Series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Bipolar Disorder by Flagellafella
Who do you live for?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Bubble Gum by SandPaperWishesAndDreams reviews
“Want a piece of gum?” “No thank you…” “Come on! My gum’s sexy! Just like you!” “I said no thank…Wait! What did you just say?” Cute little One-Shot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Mixtape by puncheddrunk reviews
“You’re the reason why I suddenly stopped smoking. You’re the reason why I suddenly started reading Nicholas Sparks. You’re the reason why I suddenly loved cheesy chick flicks. Now tell me, am I an idiot for keeping this little shitty secret from you?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Nothing Says 'I Love You' More than Slavery by Cheese Addicts reviews
What happens when a girl gets locked out of her own house? She goes and lives with a guy of course! There's only one problem. She hates his guts. That's May Winters' life for you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Whit by LilyLouu reviews
One young girl's tale of premature love, obsession and seperation...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
The High School from Hell by FictionRose reviews
This story was written over ten years ago by a budding writer. The grammar is poor. The tropes are horrendous. But I'm proud of it. It reminds me of how far I've come. This was the first thing I had the courage to publish, and I hope if you read it you remember this was written by a young girl for other young girls, no need to leave a scathing review. Ye have been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Kiss of Death by born backwards reviews
One kiss is all it takes. One kiss and she's the devil's forever. Only problem? The demon loves her, and now it's a fight for love or death. Will love win out over evil?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,517 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Dark Blood by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 6,310 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Greek Mythology Gone Mad by jellybeancurd reviews
Cupid accidentally turns a shy jock into an obsessed stalker, and when he takes a leaf out of all the alpha Greek gods in his pursuit of me, I freaked. Preview:"I have my ways, and if I really had my way, you will be mine". “I AM NOT YOUR POSSESSION."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Symphony by discordance reviews
Beginnings. They are the children of music. He plays the piano while she sings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Someone Better by littlepenwoman reviews
-ONESHOT- So the hot jock goes to the shy loner girl, the one who's sarcastic and loves books and has never kissed a boy before. The protagonist we know and love. But what about the other girl?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
The Sinner's Bride by Rubus odoratus reviews
The forbidden fruit always tasted the sweetest, and sweet Eris is about to discover exactly how sweet when the son of the devil begins to court her. REWRITE! Back and better, I hope! //2.7//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Roses: For A Child, Ice Cream: For A Lady by a little girl reviews
Through her bright smiles, sweet laughs and her blissful personality... She made him fall, without even noticing it... From ice cream to roses from puppy love to the real thing...[COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
E Flat Minor of Platform 24 by Imalefty reviews
He wrote his music on the walls of the subway, and she was the only one to take notice. Against her better judgement, she fell in love with both the music... and the composer. But he had a secret that she wasn't ready to accept. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Dark Indulgence by BlaikeD reviews
She was pure, and innocent. He was dark, inhuman, tainted, and in dire need of a bedmate. She is now trapped, lost in his words, and his touch. Why is it that good girls, always turn bad? MF MATURE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,147 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
La Esclava del Diablo by BlaikeD reviews
A young woman comes to realize that there is truth behind the age old words: Knock at the devil’s door, and someone is bound to answer. She mustn’t have knocked, Nina must have banged, because now, she’s suffering the most dire of consequences. MF MATURE
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary, This is My Secret Hidden Love by CityMermaid reviews
ONE SHOT I wanted soooo badly to have friend who I can share everything with - a best friend. I found one. But I didn't intend to fall soooo madly in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Secrets and Scars by E. Liz Collins reviews
Jessica is quiet and reserved. Tyler tries to befriend her, but something about her remains aloof. As she slowly begins to open to him, Ty discovers the secrets she has kept hidden along with her physical and emotional scars. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,352 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Goldfish by her descent reviews
The big picture is smaller than you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
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Smile reviews
For those without hope.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Happy Juice reviews
There's a reason they call it happy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Cinderella reviews
Cinderella from the stepsister's point of view. Who was really the bad guy?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Love Story
Story about a lady and her servant and their forbidden love. How sad. Well, it is to me. I don't know about you guys. The scene was inspired from the video of Taylor Swift's Love Story, hence the title. I like Taylor Swift.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Speak Now reviews
My version of Taylor Swift's Speak Now. You ever notice how Taylor portrays the other woman as bad, mean, and awful? And what does the other girl have to say? I mean, you're about to be married and some girl steals your man? Aren't you gonna do something?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
My Help reviews
A poem of gratitude and a poem of desperation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Drama Prompts reviews
What I had to write in drama class for your entertainment.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010
Death's Mother reviews
He wished he could have someone who could love him, someone to cry over him, someone to worry over him, someone to care for him. It was at that moment, Death wished he could have a mother. It was the next moment when Death decided to get one.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010
Fairies reviews
An extremely short poem depicting the life of fairies.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
The Silver Necklace reviews
As a girl grows up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
The Wrong Groom
Inspired by the song Wedding Dress by Taeyang.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
How to Fake Happiness reviews
Short instruction manual.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Stella reviews
A story about a girl named Stella.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Inside reviews
Something to hide.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Peer Pressure reviews
The title should explain it all.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Too Much reviews
What happens when someone bullies too much.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
The Relationship That Will Never Work
How can you really know if you love someone if you don't even know why you're together?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Because it just hurts so much when the guy only sees you as a friend or a sister.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
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