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Author has written 3 stories for Love, Life, and Romance.

What's up? The name is andrea and i love to read. I am also a pretty good writer. My imagination can sometimes get the best of me. If imagination were muscles, I'd be buff. I have most of my trouble with remembering what happens in my stories, so there's always something new that comes up that wasn't here before. Critisism is appriciated because it helps me become a better writer. (that doesn't mean i like compliments too :)) I am very opiniated, and i try to help writers with praising their work then giving them ideas to help them become better writers. I'm Athiest, but i'm very open minded. I love to meet fellow writers to be my beta readers on my stories and to have for ideas and what not. I love to talk about books. Books are amazing. I love to read, a lot. I prefer crazyy stuff like stephen king and dean koontz. I also really like romance and mystery and ones that have much suspense. If you have a book you would like to share, then let me know about it. I love to try and read new things. I am a HUGE twilight nerd, but i try to hide it. I am team jacob all the way. I also found a new book, The Hunger Games. Check it out. It's intense! Team Gale: Because he isn't Peeta.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MSN Messenger/Tagged/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Sorry I'm late, I got into an arguement with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard "Snap, Crackle, Fuck That Asshole"

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I read New Moon and I think bella belongs with jacob

Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.

She's all about the extreme sports these days

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Select my name and press ALT + F4

If you loved twilight before it became massivley popular copy and paste this on your profile.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh

Cereal killer

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god.idiot.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

I so rock.

Jafar,Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT! Rickem,rockem,rackem,rake. Stick that sword into that snake.

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-Im not a can.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Supported by the Mafia...You hit me, We hit you

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT


El Retard.

Emo kids have cool hair

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complament.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.


I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the monent you let go, they'll catch on.

It will be as if I never existed

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a pice of it, or simply, just bing one.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wisard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

If your going to be two faced, sweetie at least make one pretty!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Vampire's like Baseball?

You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!

You're intoxocated by my vary presence

Harry Potter. Because some of us died inside when we didn't recieve our Hogwarts letters.

So what if I'm a bitch. You're a whore. And personally, I would like to be known for what I do, not who I do.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If Cowboys are Cowboys, then why do they ride horses not cows?

My Best friend is better than yours! So stick that in your juice box and suck it!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.

I'm sweaty and muddy, my muscles ache, my knees have no skin, my shins are bruised, the coach yells at me, the ref's againced me, and you'd better believe I love soccer!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

I know I'm a sexy penguin

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I often break out with random dance moves

Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RA ME, Love starts with YOU AND ME.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I'm not a whore! Your boyfriend just thinks I'm hot!

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Love can come in many different colors.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I'm gonna go touch the butt!!

You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.

Stupid shiny Volvo driver.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Life is simple, eat, sleep, soccer.

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

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The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 7/10/2009
Love Behind Bars by svuobsessor reviews
When a young girl meets a nineteen year old cop what will happen when they start breaking the law to spend time together? Chapter 12 is done and posted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,695 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/5/2009
Living Without the Past by Only4Miken reviews
“Damen?” Her voice was soft and sounded full of sleep. "Yeah Shane?” She picked up her head making me pick up mine. Her eyes were glazed with tears. "Did you really mean it when you said you loved me?" "Yeah I meant it,"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009
Of Love And Broken Toes by Mukuwa.Renu.Koi reviews
There he stood pouring his heart out to me on our front lawn, and how did I react you ask? Yeah I did what any normal lovesick puppy would do. I turned the sprinklers on him, yeah I'm quite the charmer.And well, the jerk stole my first kiss!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,027 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010
My Litte Chew Toy by SandPaperWishesAndDreams reviews
One little love letter ruins one girls whole life, while her best friend is trying to say how sorry she is. While one falls in love, the other one is put through serious pain. Can anybody help her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
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Midnights in August
Two childhood friends grow up and are now pregnant with what they thought were two girls. But one of the mothers had a baby boy. Now their future changes. Full Story inside. R&R thanks!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Published: 4/22/2012
Finding Peace Among the mess reviews
This is a collection of poetry i have done over the years. R&R please and thank you!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009
Lost In the scribes reviews
These are a colletion of poems i wrote when my boyfriend of 5 months broke my heart. R&R please.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete