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Name: Alice (my real name) / Ally (wat my friend Melanie calls me) / Alison (what my friend Johnny calls me) / Alice in Wonderland (corny reference) / weirdo (obvious title if you've ever met me) / crazy-ass (same as weirdo) ... etc

Age: unless you figure it out or do some snooping (if you do you're a stalker!!) you'll never find out from me!

Want to know anything about Al? Just contact me, I'm her personal stalker!! Cherry649 is my user name!!

when the hell did that get there?! oh well watever. Anyways, yes she is my personal stalker tho i think shes moving on from that. pity really, she could've made a great stalker, or if she wanted it to be semi-legal, PI. I keep telling her that it'd be a great idea for her to be a PI but I think she'll stick to writing.

She's a great writer by the way, even if her stuff is leaning more to the emo-ish side. Swear to GAWD tho, she ain't emo. Just a little disturbed. Thank heaven for small favors that you don't know her. If u do, like I do (she's my unofficial god-sis, got no idea how that works btw) she drives me up the wall, round the bend, and straight into the nut house.

Where do u think i met her?

Anyways, Cherry is not my only BFF even tho she is my one nd only unofficial god-sis. My friend Faye Faye mu Faye Faye, don't know how she got that ridiculous nickname, think my 8th grade history teacher gave it to her, she's my bestest beauty queen buddy in the whole world. She's also a photo whore to the extreme. She made me go into a professional photo studio for FUN. Who the hell does that for fun?! Faye does. She's crazier than bat-shit. How can bat-shit be crazy btw? Gah, who da hell knows?

Moving on, besides Cherry the loon and Faye the photo whore, my next bestie would be Vanessa, the goddess of all things random nd unrelated to the topic of conversation. I swear, we could be talking about butterflies nd she comes out with Gawd knows what. Its very funny at times nd other ppl can be freaked out by it which just makes it so much funnier.

Another of my bestest BFF's is Pam Pam, also known as shayne, Pampers, Pom Pom, nd a barage full of other nicknames that are related, unrelated, nd make no sense watsoever. Pam Pam, as I call her, is a chocolate addict. MY fellow partner in crime in that area. I'm such a fatass, i know, but chocolate is WAYYYYY too hard to pass up. That's like flipping off the pope or something. I'm not catholic, just making a slightly offensive simile. Yeah, im offensive. don't like it. don't care. go shove it up ur sphinxer til u feel it in ur throat. I DONT CARE.

Back on topic now, Kristine is another of my BFF's even tho she's more like my mature/innocent big sister. SHe's so sweet you wanna pinch her cheeks. She's got like chubby cheeks too. If ur reading this Kristine, it's a compliment, don't let the devil children (cherry nd faye) tell u otherwise. besides chubby sheeks, she also got this really mature innocence to her. She's older than me nd my friends by a few months or so so she's like our big sis, but she's also like our little sis cuz she is practically lily white. We make horrible, crude sex jokes all the time but she just laughs with us even tho i dont think she gets it. its really refreshing to find one teen who's mind is not rotten yet.

Now, while Kristine is like, totally innocent, Melanie, my fellow BIOTCH is very much down in the gutters neck deep in sex jokes. she could double entendre with the best of them. She's really awesome nd she wont taKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE. i respect her for that tho i wanna sock her if she tries to put her foot in my ass one more time. I dont give a shit if u a mexicano bitch, fuck with me nd ill fuck right back. I'm asian btw. nd if ur reading this Melanie, yeah, this all the truth. Ur foot really hurts.

besides them, there aint many other ppl who i really regard as a close friend. if any u reading this, take it from me, dont matter if i say i hate u, i dont love many ppl so consider it a sign that i dont consider u shit that i dont take no notice of.

That's pretty much all i have to say. Yeah i babbled about my friends for most of this "about me" section. Dont care. my friends make me who i am so this is me. Cherry649 can tell u straight up what im really like.

got nothing more to say now cuz my hands r hurting.

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Alpha by MasterTLA reviews
Adam Hale is just an average teenage boy... except of course he's a submissive werewolf, he's incredibly beautiful, and he has the attention of three wannabe alpha males in his pack... plus one very sexy werewolf prince... Whatever is he to do? *ON HOLD*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,342 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 7/30/2009
Tattoo Magic by jma reviews
A prep-ish boy gets a tattoo... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. Slash. Yaoi. Gayness! You know, all the lovely things in life. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,792 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Quartetto by SeveRemus reviews
Brian, the American bass singer in Quartetto, was a happily married man until he fell in love with Johann, the beautiful tenor from Austria. However, Johann has a tragic past, and Brian has a wife. Will they be able to live happily ever after? M/M slash! NOTE: Mostly deleted due to rampant plagiarism in this genre. Please see chapter 7.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
The Hired Gun by Urasei reviews
When you're a babyfaced little smart ass, who just happens to be employed in the family business AKA The Mob as a hitman, what's a man like Adien McAlly to do?
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Not Obsessed by Davuuh reviews
Luke and Tess have been dating on and off for two years. And neither has an unhealthy fixation with the other. Really. Yaoi, guy love, whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
On The Subject of Love, By Ms Trish Pellitier PhD by Tess Spoom
Trish has a problem with her older brother's boyfriend.... Mild Slash, like barely there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
They Call Him Lovely by Zedler reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
The Hunt for the Golden Bird by Rayne Auster reviews
WARNING M/M Slashed fairy tale based on the Grimm brothers: The Golden Bird. What would happen if a prince were to fall for someone other than a princess? Someone wiley, smart and more than a little unexpected. Why don't you read and find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Unfortunate Things by Waffles the Platypus reviews
Robert is in love with Daniel but thinks it'll never work while Daniel thinks that Robert hates him, and hidden feelings are revealed. And, oh yeah, they're twins. SLASH TWINCEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009
Morticians Do It With Embalming Fluid by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Edwin is into photography, lemon Starburst, hanging around cemeteries, and living above his mother's mortuary. The corpses are friendly enough, it's the living he has issues with. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Where you lead, I will follow by Solais reviews
Nothing can bring you back now. So I guess I’ll follow. After all, I always followed where you led. slash, MxM, ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Waiting For Justin Jameson by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
MxM slash one-shot. "Are we just like, friends-with-benefits? Or are you actually going to have the balls to call yourself my boyfriend?" And of course, the drama ensues for Chris and Justin. Rated for a reason, though not an entirely graphic one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by Keax reviews
Masaya Kuroda, master of his own game of lust and seduction, chances upon a beautiful 18-year-old dancer. Of anguished romanticism. [ slash, m/m ]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 2/16/2003
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
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Do You Remember?
I've always loved it here. It's warm, it's comfy, it's sweet, and most of all all of my happy times are here. Now I have even more of a reason to love this place, and HIM, even more than ever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
The End of Forever
I wait and I wait for him to come home. Years go by with nothing more than letters, and I cherish them. I still wait for him. Finally he comes home. But it's just not the homecoming I thought it would be...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
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