j.f. Lane
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Joined 07-10-09, id: 678521, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 12 stories for General, Essay, Life, Humor, Horror, Romance, Haiku, Love, Humor, and Fantasy.

8/12/2010: Changeling has officially begun; the first chapter is up, with chapter two soon to follow. I know it's a little later than promised (hopefully not a herald of things to come) but I'll be doing my best to post a chapter a week from here on out.8/3/2010: Posting a new story soon! I hope you all enjoy it; as of right now, I'm not sure how it will unfold, so feel free to leave suggestions (as well as critiques!) once the first chapter is posted. I'll be trying to update it weekly. Check back for chapter one over the upcoming week, and thanks to all of you for reading!


If you wanna know about me, the first thing you must understand is that I'm a writer, not just by what I choose to do in my free time but by the fact that nothing on this earth makes me happier than putting words to paper. The second thing you should keep in mind is that I have a very low tolerance for stupidity or ignorance. Keep an open mind and try to pay attention when someone wants to teach you something important. Finally, although I can be a real bitch to people when I want to, I'm generally a bleeding heart kind of person who'd rather be nice than start problems. It's a curse.

Now that all the important stuff is out of the way, I'm a self-proclaimed nerd who is addicted to Prison Break, Fullmetal Alchemist, Angel Sanctuary, and the X-Files. The Naruto manga is my guiltiest pleasure, but I really think the anime robs the series of all intensity, and I refuse to accept that Naruto's catch phrase is "Believe it," when "That's my ninja way" is so much better. I also really like just about anything by Hayao Miyazaki and have a soft spot for Danny Phantom. British humor is hilarious, the 90's were the best decade ever, the Deadly Sins are both fascinating and inspiring, and my gaiaonline guild, "Tainted Wishes, Forgotten Dreams," is one of my personal prides on Gaia. I like alternative music as a rule, but I'm open to anything with good lyrics, a unique voice, and a catchy beat.

I can't stand most shows on Nikolodeon or Cartoon Network, and I'm really bad with children. I'm also not especially adept at dealing with the elderly. Call me a bad person.


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Changeling reviews
The day Penelope Jenkins drowned was the day her world changed forever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010
Wooden Door A Lesson in How to Write Bad Poetry reviews
My creative writing professor challenged us to write the worst poem possible. He knows not what he unleashed...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
C Sharp
The revisions to "Unresolved," the most honest poetry I've ever written. "It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen, but it's even harder to give up when you know it's everything you want."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,687 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Unresolved reviews
First draft of the most honest poetry I've ever written. "It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen, but it's even harder to give up when you know it's everything you want."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
To Mother reviews
A love poem for someone who needed it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Butterfly kisses reviews
Thought I'd try my hand at some semi-modern haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Prostitute: a modern love story reviews
A prostitute and her lover try to figure out their lives and futute in a sleazy motel room. Rated M for severe language and suggestive dialogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Just Imagine reviews
Imagination is a wonderful slave, but a terrible master.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
A Title Will Go Here Later reviews
Jell-O has mysteriously vanished from the hospital. Janice, along with her janatorial friend Mike, sets out on a quest to find it. The elderly must have their soft foods! Based on a random contest prompt about quests and Jell-O.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The Artist's Lullaby reviews
An ode to the darker side of art and the emotions that drive its creation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Trapped
A personal story told from the point of view of my cat, Kavika, in a moment of panic for the both of us.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Charity and Tragedy
Dane thought the world was a creation of his own mind. So was Charity's fate his fault? Rated M for occasional use of strong language, death, and drug content.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete