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Joined 07-11-09, id: 678577, Profile Updated: 12-08-09
Author has written 2 stories for Horror, and Romance.

Hello!I'm umber, and I write...Pretty much anything. I really don't like filling these things out, so just have a chat with me to find out more?

Favorite genre:Indie rock, J-rock, and soundtracks.

Favorite Bands: The Hush Sound, Franz Ferdinand, The Noisettes, Foxy Shazam!, The Libertines, The Raconteurs, Ida Maria, Metric, Versailles, Gazette, Bump of Chicken, The Pillow etc.

Favorite books: Abarat by Clive Barker, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgeral, and Life of Pi by Yann Martel.

Favorite qoute at the moment: Because I'm Addison FUCKING Payne! That's why! (Last Blood comic)

Started up a cheesy romance! I'll be updating it pretty regularly, since I have a lot of it written.

Oh yeah, here's my Deviantart. I sometimes attempt to draw odd love characters and they get posted up here. I also post life updates and stuff here as well.

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Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
JailBait by forSERIOUS reviews
A self-righteous young girl finds herself being the pet of a dangerously handsome American gangster. Fighting a never ending battle, she strives to tear down the leader of the organized crime scene...if only he would stop trying to reach up her shirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008
Me? I'm with Cupid by happy ever afterxx reviews
He’s a bad-tempered Cupid. She’s the girl with the love crisis. If he finds love for her, he gets his freedom. The only trouble is; with jealous enemies, crazy families, and a past life that just won’t quit, this love business is harder than they thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,923 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008
Fine Line by mswordplay reviews
I'm in love with you, Gio." I rolled my eyes and smirked at him. "That," I said pointing at his pants, "is lust. There's a difference."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
The Field Guide by MaddSince1951
An intense study of the behavior, mutations, appeal and rules involving the male species. Join Avery Parker, a young writer, and her friends in the quest to write a totally awesome and hopefully helpful guide for the romantically clueless. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,834 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009
Climbing Trees & Chasing Cars by kte-wonderful reviews
Aiden Carlisle: noun 1. Snobby popular guy in my Calculus class; 2. Has barely talked to me or acknowledged me, ever; 3. Dedicated a song to me on the radio. Wait a second. What?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast and the Other Girl by toomanypickles reviews
That classic fairy tale, but not so classic anymore. The story of Rose, who happens upon an enchanted castle, and doesn't really fit in.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Strange Voice in the Ceiling by Splatter-Painter52291 reviews
It looks like Sarah Hillar is arguing with herself. She isn't. Actually, it's the annoying voice that narrates her life. It always exaggerates her simple life as an accountant. Apparently she isn't interesting enough. Please Read and Review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Skin Deep by aneman333 reviews
Things are looking up for twenty year old maiden, Amala. Until she's taken from her home and brought to the Shadowland. Its a world unlike the one she knows, inhabited by Shadows, vampires, Crows, and shapeshifters. As well as a young man, named Keir.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,173 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
And Along Came Marriage by Nilegulm reviews
After being rudely awoken by am Elizabethan vampire trying to kill her, Amelie suddenly finds herself married to the one man she can't stand, Viktor. What's a girl to do? Set in Victorian England
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Confessions at the End of the World by tepid sponge bath reviews
A oneshot concerning the last chance to let certain people know certain things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Pop My Cherry by Vena Cava reviews
Faced with the sudden desire to lose her virginity before graduation, Deedee Winterbottom sets out on a mission to find the perfect prick. (removed for editing)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
The Incident of the Rubber Ducky by The Revolution's Child reviews
The world is being taken over... by a plastic bath toy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
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Odd Love:Rewrite reviews
I don't even know if any of the people who used to read this are around, but the plot is still similar. A girl moves into town is accosted by a strange man. And he just so happens to be the icing on the cake. Magic, faeries, and strange creatures abound.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011
Truth of the matter
A short one-shot in which one of the residents talks to one of the more dangerous denizens of asylum. Contains blasphemy for those who believe in god.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
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