Hiii C:

That was a lame way to start a profile, lol x3 I'm Paradis (that's not my real name, lol), and I'm excited to actually finally put something here...x3

Stuff about me

Well...I find it difficult to describe myself :\ I'm a girl. I like girl things, like makeup and clothes, sleepovers and gossiping...I guess you could call me a girly girl. But, I'm not really a girly girl...I'm more like the funky :D girl. Yeah, that's me x3

Likes~

Movies, TV & Books: I used to read a lot, but not so much anymore. Black Rabbit Summer is my favourite book :3 I adore TV shows, lol xD I get addicted to stuff easily, even if its totally rubbish (like Big Brother...Which I watch...And love a lot...Even though its awful and pointless...xD) I love shows like Hollyoaks and Skins, and also shows like My Name Is Earl and The Big Bang Theory.

Food & Music: I love Italian food :3 Pizza and pasta especially :) On the subject of music...I like almost everything but it changes often :\ My favourite band is probably Florence and the Machine, they're amazing :o

Random things I like: mentos, circus's, funfairs, makeup (I hate the kind of people that like, pile on six inches of foundation and cover their faces with powder. You don't need it!Seriously...), art, drawing, writing (duh), sometimes singing (not infront of people, lol), dancing (I adore dancing, even though I'm not too good at it), acting, creating things...All sorts :3

I live in a small part of London. Its nice :3 lol.

Motto: I have lots, lol :3 Or more like things I go by...
'Don't go to sleep angry...Stay up all night plotting your revenge!'
'Music is what feelings sound like.'
'Don't lose the people you meet on your way up, you'll need them on your way down.'
'True love doesn't have a happy ending...True love doesn't have an ending.'
'It has to get bad before it gets good.'
'The sweetest melody is one we've never heard.'
'One man's meat, another man's poison.'
'Remeber, secret revenge is much more effective, fun AND rewarding!"

There are some more but I can't remember them right now...x3

Random Quotes That Don't Mean, well, Anything: (Mostly funny convos between me and my friends x3)

"Facebook Friends!"
"...What?"
"Inside joke."

"(insert accusation of your choice)"
"...Perhaps."

"Look, a police officer is here."
"No! My secret drugs stash!"
(insert weird looks and awkward silence)
"I'm joking! Geeezus, your so gullible!"

"Liiiie yeaaa, riiiigh..." (Like yeah right. Lol!)
"Are you on drugs?"
"Perhaps." (I'm not, lol! xD)

"Did you see my walking stairs?"
"Your what?"
"Watch. (walks inside school and in front of corridor window, and proceeds to mimic walking downstairs in a very busy corridor, cue weird looks! x3)"

"Sometimes, I think I'd be better off running away to a foreign country and starting a new life as a heroin addict who lives in the gutter."
"...Why?"
"Because. I'm sure I'd be more sane than staying here (points to friend who is talking like she's on helium and 'moving her hair without touching it')"

"So there's this emo guy, right, and he works in a shop filled with pink, bunnies and Hello Kitty. I was like, 'you're so out of place!'"
(All hail Emo Guy! -hails-)

My Stories

One major one so far :) May do some oneshots, and maaaybe start another story. I'm notoriously bad at updating, please excuse me :x

Current Stories

NOTE: My laptop (where all my stories are) has fried ;_; Well, its actually the laptop's charger, and I'm trying my hardest to get a new one! So, for now until I get it fixed, everything is kinda postphoned :(

My Life Through Rainbow Spectacles - Chapter Six up, Chapter Seven needing to be written x3

This is my first story on FP, and I'd apriciate it a LOT if you would take a look at it :3 Just give it a chance, you might really like it :)
Chapter Seven should be up soon ;)

The Sun Don't Shine No More - Chapter One up

My second FP story :P Its really different to my other one, its more serious, I guess. :P

James was ready for a holiday from endless work; and partying in Sicily seemed like just the right break at the right time. However, things never go according to plan, and, as he finds out, James is left with nothing, stranded in a foreign country, miles from home. He's seen too much, and there's nothing left to do but follow the mysterious girl who seems to have all the answers...

So, that's it...For now...C: Byeee!

'Fish! I destest them so! If I had my way, I'd round them all up, and throw them in the sea.'