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Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Romance, and General.

My name's Laura, and I'm a sucker for pet names. I barely ever write (but I have actually been doing a little lately...we'll see...) - most of the time I read. I am a huge fan of the romance genre, when done well. (I will still probably read if it's done badly but...probably not enjoy is as much. Obviously.) I am a Disney girl at heart, so I love a happy ever after and I am not a particular fan of sex scenes. I'm young for my age I guess.

I like reading TV Tropes, and find tropes very interesting to play with. I often find myself going "What if..." and subverting/ inverting tropes in my head. It passes the time I guess?

I only like to read completed stories because of many FP authors' tendencies to abandon stories and things. I also tend to look in the "favourite stories" lists of authors that I like on here for stories to read because quality authors like quality stories, right?
Sometimes it works.

You can find me in my room, studiously doing anything but studying, or going out to eat.

My Stories:

Brothers: A nice little tale, the story of two brothers.

Ash to Ash: A bit darker, with a somewhat apathetic protagonist.

The Funfair: A short, descriptive piece about an abandoned place.

The Mortful Chip: A bit of silliness written in the early hours.

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Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
COMPLETE: SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,803 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Normal isn't fun by Scarlett Starre reviews
“Emma, it’s a kissing booth. You have to actually kiss them.” “Joey I like you as much as anyone can like an anally attentive, obsessive compulsive, president of the planning committee but I refuse, wholeheartedly, to kiss Lucas Harvey.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,000 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 9/28/2010
More Ferarum by IReen Weiss reviews
I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,662 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 1/27/2015
The Pull of Destiny by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] Updated December 1st, 2016. This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the projects who had to work hard for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. Original unedited version. *FAIR WARNING* This story is cliche to the highest level! [Cover credits: the amazing Stone Gold of Wattpad!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 226,687 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
A One Night Stand Turned Complicated by Lilchany reviews
What happens when Camille's one night stand becomes anything but expected?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,496 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2009
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,225 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 3/5/2007
The Benefits of Being Friends by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
The Polis by LOTRMS reviews
Jessica is kidnapped by a cult for the cult leader's son. As her mind tries to resist their brainwashing, her heart tries to resist falling in love with the enemy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,430 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011
How Unfortunate by Live As If You'll Die Today reviews
"My cooking does not smell like garbage, you ass!" Eleanor Reid didn't like most people. She especially didn't like the infuriating man who just moved into the apartment across the hall. - CURRENTLY ON HIATUS -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,726 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011
Smolder by Ms. Poe reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011
Celestia of the Thorns by Ravina reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
The Boy Who Eats Hearts by tickle.me.blue32 reviews
He was hot. She was not. Frankly, the only thing they had in common was that they were both in love, but not with each other. Their worlds shouldn't have collided, but they did. Now Georgiana's in for the ride of her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
If You Like That by goodgirl918 reviews
CJ is the resident Ice Queen, who happens to be smut writer Madame DuBois. When bad boy Carter finds out her little secret, he forces her to pose as his girlfriend. It's a battle of the wits and sexes. Full Summary on profile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,604 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011
Rare Kinds by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash. Nick has been convinced that he's crazy. But an underground group has noticed his difference from the rest of the population, and are just as perplexed as Nick is to what he might be.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,571 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009
Vintage People by rain-coat reviews
So, you've been accosted by a vampire, found out that you're slowly 'dying' and learned that your ex wants to kill you. In the end, it all boils down to one question: "Will you eat me?" ...Only to be told, "I don't eat junk food." Well, that's a relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009
Under the Circumstances by DisturbingThePeace reviews
James isn't a huge fan of Charlie. Especially when he's forced to marry her after one fateful night."My name is Charlie." "I know." "Really? Did you learn that before or after you knocked my up?" "Sometime in between," he said with his signature smirk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Icy Shores by AlijaS117 reviews
Did you really think I was letting you go?" "W... what do you want?" He chuckled, as he pressed closer to me, I could feel his breath on my lips as he whispered, "I thought I already told you, we are bonded for eternity."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009
My Heaven by Sundavar reviews
If only he hadn't followed me. I'm sorry, I didn't want to bring this here, I just wanted to get away. Fate was too cruel when she dealt my hand. All I wanted was my happily ever after, but I guess I can't even get that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Put Out the Light by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Skin Deep by Pinkamoo reviews
“My God, she can speak, hallelujah,” he grins, winking when he notices I’m looking at him from the corner of my eye under the false sense of security that he couldn’t see me doing it behind my hair , “names Maverick, hon, and I’m very intimidating.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,822 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010
UnDateable by menace in training reviews
They say everybody has their strengths. But why couldn't I be good at music or art like most girls? Why did my hidden talent have to be that I'm 'loveable? That's right folks, boys fall in love with me. And despite this, I have still never been on a date.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011
When Heroes Fall in Love by Vsentyabre reviews
As a humanities teacher, Mr. Taylor tries to teach his class as much about life as possible. But when he takes his class to see a "real" scientist's lab, the young scientist begins to stir feelings in him that even he cannot comprehend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011
Unlikely Princess by MomotheHero reviews
Just so we're clear, this is NOT a fairytale and I am NOT Cinderella. I may be engaged to a prince, but he's FAR from Prince Charming. Not that anyone will agree with me. I guess that makes me an unlikely princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,429 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010
Into the Woods by understand reviews
Gabe is all kinds of awkward. So is Seth, but he's also more demanding. Slash, M/M, Yaoi. All that jazz. Cliche, but in the way where it's supposed to be funny. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
How it's done in Europe by WitheredWings reviews
Lorraine is addicted to Skittles. Wendell Wells steals her bag of Skittles, and so they meet. As retribution, Wendell starts tutoring Lorraine: he, in return, asks her help in seducing her best friend Aubrey, but the more she helps, the more she doubts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Press Play Then Repeat by Ri Kylee reviews
These dancing teens don’t know what love is, but they’ll be damned if they don’t try. Through coffee and God and music, they will search the city streets, picking apart their hearts to find what lies underneath. Slash, het, femslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
A Kiss Never To Be Missed by tickle.me.blue32 reviews
A kiss between best friends is never just a kiss and while Sam does everything in her power to try and erase it from her mind, convincing herself it meant absolutely nothing, Zack isn't much help - his kiss proves to be pretty hard to forget.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011
Contractions by Squirrel Activist reviews
M/M. Shane is your average boy genius and Jimmy is the brainless jock who Shane is forced to tutor. However, it becomes apparent to Shane that there is a lot more to Jimmy than the boy shows... if only he would stop using so many darned contractions.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Enlighten Me by Pixiebaby321 reviews
Arvy is a sixteen year old angel whose only dream is to earn her wings. Caleb is the only thing keeping her from them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Gossip by Throwaway Heroine reviews
Ryan Hill hardly thinks two guys holding hands at the gay club means either one of them is gay. Unfortunately Jesse Adams disagrees. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011
Chopped Liver by despite-the-protest reviews
So what if I was the big breasted blonde girl and he was the band geek? We were in love, or so I thought, until his high school sweetheart transferred onto campus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011
You, Me, and the Movie Star by OrangeXAngel reviews
To Reyna, the actor wasn’t that cute. Much. So when the movie star decides to become her new roommate, she can hardly believe her eyes. But when a case of mistaken identity and several other problems arise, she can’t help but go a little insane.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,432 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010
Midnight Romeo by popsiclesrockmysocks reviews
As much as I hated to admit it, he had grown on me. He was like the cat that lived outside my house when I was seven, only he didn't have rabies. I think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
Pleasantly Perturbed by templeton21 reviews
He wasn't her best friend. He wasn't the big man on campus. They didn't know one another and had never seen each other before. He was just a boy and she was a girl, meeting by chance over a bowl of fruit salad and a disagreement about Sylvia Plath.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Untitled by dropcoverhold reviews
*You know what sucks? Me having to be your pathetic excuse for a life without you even noticing that you have always been mine.* For the first time Nate finally tells Sam what he feels... pity he's too drunk to sound believable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011
For the Love of Shoes by Kahlan Locknar reviews
Quinn loved Fashion. She loved men. She loved... Problem was that Quinn Matthews didn't think she was ready to settle down but fate had other ideas in mind for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
The Mute and the Roamer by Udunie reviews
In the island kingdom of Ticcal, a mute boy becomes the company of a man on a dangerous mission by a chance meeting... Rating will go up as the story proceeds *SLASH*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010
For the Love of Chocolate by loving-life reviews
Say you're socially challenged, rather rotund, and addicted to chocolate. Says he's absolutely gorgeous, loves swimming, and has a delectable smile. And guess what else? He works in a chocolate shop ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,392 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2006
Pregnant Majesty by birchermuesli reviews
Katiana eyed Nathan with a sad sort of resignation, the growing squirm in her stomach drawing away all the life from her. Her jaw hardened. Painfully, she smiled, willing her glassy eyes to grow dull once more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
Keeping the Distance by LaraineGlass reviews
The moles on the back of Melissa’s neck looked like the Big Dipper. Lance first noticed this during Physics, and his world was never the same again. Unfortunately, Melissa, the one girl he couldn’t have, was the only one he wanted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
Vestniku by MantraMagazine reviews
Sometimes the only way to control your charcters is to meet them in person. An author's interactions with her characters. Composed of several one-shots.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Stepbrothers by xanthofile reviews
Slash. He doesn't particularly like me, and I sure can't find much fondness for him either. But, we're stuck together from the moment our parents say, "I do." Cliche? Yes, please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,879 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,442 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Radio Voice by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] The best thing in Ryan's day is the voice he wakes up to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
The Art of Imploding by Icarus-Rising reviews
"When I look at you it hurts to breathe. It hurts right here..." Alexander pointed to his chest. "...and this will make it stop." m/m, f/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,085 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/16/2006
Pet Shop Boys by frenchmartini reviews
Get a pet they said, and that was how Damon ended up with Marcus the cat. Marcus was why he found himself in the pet shop almost every day, annoying Luke. MxM Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/16/2010
A River in Egypt by frenchmartini reviews
Denial is an awkward obstacle to come across, as Jonty McPhee found out recently. Fortunately, fantastic and flamboyant Gareth Pedder finds all the drama quite amusing. Given the way he’s dressed, that’s to be expected! Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
Mike and Pepe's Nacho House by Vsentyabre reviews
Mike plays the best music in Boston and everyone knows it. His brother, Joe, makes the best salsa in Boston, but not many people know him. They eat his salsa and listen to Mike sing while he cleans their tables. But then there's one man...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2010
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Color by L.E.Holmes reviews
A story of a thief with no name. One-shot.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Salt and Sweat and Freshly Mowed Grass by CassandraStacy reviews
As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
The Man on the Side of the Freeway by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by Liya Smith reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Granted by Tygati reviews
Glikkael is more or less your typical goblin, out to slay a dragon. What he doesn't count on is the 'help' of an extremely drunk leprechaun also in search of the dragon. Does the dragon stand a chance, or is it Glikkael who's in danger?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Bori by Three Score and Ten reviews
Very obscure West African mythology, rather hideously mutated. Kamil meets an enigmatic stranger with some odd ideas about names, who will force him to make peace between his culture's biases and his own instincts. Crap summary, crap name sorry.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
For Entertainment Only by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I thought I would die on that roller coaster, but things didn't turn out as I expected. Someone should tell that palm reader that she sucks at telling the future. Written for xanthofile's Doll Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Green Planet by Tygati reviews
Slash. Centuries ago the Lunarian people were forced to flee their home, settling on the moon of an inhabited planet. Now their ruler has decided it's time to meet the people of the Green Planet in hopes of making friends. Unfortunately... things happen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,317 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Of Wolves and Witches by Kimagure reviews
Henry's older brother has conquered Moray, and he's been sent to 'subdue the barbarians'. But the barbarians aren't quite what he expected and he's not quite what they expected. Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/20/2006
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Coffee
He has complete control over her, I know it. But I'm going to save her, I'll protect her, I'll stop him. It sounded so simple, so easy. Save my friend from her abuser.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Complete
Brothers reviews
Colin's friends don't understand why Isaac is always at Colin's games. He's prickly as anything and never seems to do anything but smoke and scowl. Colin knows his brother better than that. A oneshot about family with good grammar.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Ash to Ash reviews
Ash hates living with his parents, so when he feels a strange compulsion to go outside, he just does. Not like anyone cares either way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
The Funfair reviews
I wrote this in Primary school. An abandoned, lonely park still stands. But not for long.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Mortful Chip reviews
If Voldemort had had a day job, would anything have happened differently? ...Not really, apparently. Written early in the morning on MSN.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete