Jane P
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Joined 07-14-09, id: 679122, Profile Updated: 09-20-15
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and Sci-Fi.

Howdy, I'm Jane! Just your average I-never-watch-romantic-comedies-yet-constantly-seem-to-write-them kinda girl.

I have a very "Can you start my orange?" approach to life.

I trip my way through narratives.

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Teenage Mom by absinthe21 reviews
I'm Drea. Normal teen, professional slacker, etc. One day, I kinda prayed a bit too hard for a more exciting life. Then, my uber-hot, long lost friend suddenly appeared outside my sex ed class saying I had to take care of HIS BABY. Wow, God. Just...wow
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,347 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011
The Man Whore, The Jerk, and The Class Clown by EternalDarkAngel reviews
THATS IT! I'M THROUGH! Zack, Taylor, and Jeff think they can treat women anyway they want and that everyone should bow down to them because they're majorly hot and super popular. Well not me! They're gonna learn their lesson and baby I'm the teacher. ;
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,925 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Nightmare with the Neighbour by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
All Lea wanted was to borrow her neighbours' shovel. The last thing she was expecting was to be tied to a chair and blindfolded. What's worse, her captor is a bully, slighty deranged and very good looking...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,073 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009
The Songs of My Life by DancingWithPirates reviews
He can make burnt pancakes, he has the power to make me guffaw, and I met him while he was wearing a Chucky mask. I'm pretty sure someone can make my life into a song. For now, I'll just stick to all of the songs that describe my life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010
The Incarceration Of Guinea Pigs by StellaAndSafran reviews
Trevor, following in the footsteps of one Dr. Frankenstein, enlists his best friend Lilly to help him complete a sociology experiment. Lilly must spend two months within two inches of Jude Stewart without the inevitable homicide.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
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Stagnation reviews
Sawyer has two secrets. She longs to leave the radius of her village air purifier and explore the forbidden world beyond. Her second secret forces her on the run and pushes her into a new life where, for some reason, she can breathe the toxic air her people fear. Dystopian.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015
My Imaginary Friend reviews
How's a girl supposed to fall in love with her imaginary friend always tagging along?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
What The Thunder Said reviews
Awkward. The blonde sex god who giggles like a 5 year old or the smokin' brunette with anger issues? Peachy times, bar one zombie apocalypse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010
String Theory reviews
The worst thing about being haunted by an incredibly sexy ghost? Throwing a toaster at him results in more patronising laughter and a broken toaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Of Cabbages and Kings reviews
I suppose that whole 'last person on Earth' thing made some sense. Trekking across Australia with three gorgeous guys - Who thought I'd be still thinking about boys after the zombie apocalypse?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,558 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete