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Author has written 7 stories for Religion, and Life.

Hi, I'm Eleanor.

Here are some poems that I have NEVER edited.

So they are a bit sucky

but I've never gotten the knack of editing poems. How do you do that?

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The Millionaire's Proposition by FreekyDisaster18 reviews
It's his sister's wedding and aware that his family will try to set him up, hot bachelor Wolf Stone asks his plain Jane secretary; Bailey; to stage as his partner to keep him away from the romantic entrapments. However, he just didn't expect a whole new Bailey.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,817 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009
OneGirl by Tah the Trickster reviews
Being in love is hard. Really hard. Especially when you're not sure whether you want to kiss her or smack her upside the head. Sequel to "Singer." Femmeslash, yuri, F/F.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 166,798 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009
Brother, Dear by SandersonSisters reviews
He isn’t my brother, though his sister is my sister. Our parents are married, so I guess that means something. But it doesnt mean I have to like him. And I dont. At all...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Truth about Skinny by Alivta Wright aka mmjohn reviews
Young, rich, and handsome, Ethan Cunningham always found a way to get what he wanted,either by the sway of his famous family or by his own influence. But when he finds himself smitten by an old childhood flame, will money be enough to win her love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,466 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008
The ABC's of Jack Sanders by Aurora Corona reviews
Jack Sanders: my brother's best friend. Reasons why I hate him: he broke off the heads of my barbie dolls, AND he sat on my birthday cake, AND his idea of fun is prancing around the school in my bras, AND . . . Damn, I think I'm falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2008
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Introduction to Butterflies by kiwi.boba reviews
..."If I told you I was still in love with you, would you believe me?" REWRITING/REVISING/RENEWING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009
Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by seeking stardom reviews
Falling in love with your best friend is no joke. Especially when he has a girlfriend. Ignoring them worked until his brother came along and proposed an offer I just couldn't refuse...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009
Bliss by seeking stardom reviews
At the age of 27, just as you're launching your career, you don't want anything to go wrong, right? And you especially don't want thirteen year old girls prancing around your apartment claiming you're their father. ESPECIALLY not that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009
BITE ME by seeking stardom reviews
So they say Angels come down from wherever to protect and love us, right? Liars. The first time I saw HIM, he was sitting on my bed, throwing a ball at my wall, the second he was sitting at his grave, and the third? I don't even want to GO there...R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008
The Secret Skirt by marskittles reviews
Matthieu is basically your typical guy. He loves swimming, he has a cute girlfriend, he was born with female parts...Wait. What?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,543 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Does Your Boyfriend Know? by Jezebel Byrne reviews
Lene Kemp can see the future. She has wonderful boyfriend who loves her and together, they're an unbelievably happy couple. The only problem is…it hasn’t happened yet. And Callum Thorn can be very uncooperative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
On Hiatus by margo roth reviews
Hiatus. I wrote this when I was in eighth grade. Please don't take this seriously. I may finish it one day, but I highly doubt it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008
The Mistake by kiwi.boba reviews
..."I'm a mistake," he continued. "You deserve someone better." I smiled suddenly..."Are you saying you love me too?" ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Things Left Undead by kiwi.boba reviews
..."When all else fails," he said cocking his shotgun, "admit I'm right and kiss my ass," "Fuck you," I said automatically. "You know...that could work too," he smirked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Steps by jeepers09 reviews
For years, was just me and Mom. Now all of a sudden I've got a new stepdad, a stepbrother, and my best friend's hot older brother is starting to look at me funny. Maybe he's finally noticed I'm not twelve anymore?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,950 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
The Opposite Effect by Jaelyn Disraeli reviews
In sixth grade, Lexa Leicester told Skyler Ashford she liked him. He left her to cry her eyes out in the hallway. Six years later Lexa tells Skyler she hates him, only this time he kisses her in front of the whole school. Confused? So is she.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
L'Au Pair by Annooj reviews
Jules came to L.A. to "experience new things". She definitely didn't expect to end up a nanny to a blind child, whose father is a dashing movie star who annoys the heck out of her and whose handsome uncle seems determined to have her. What's a girl to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009
Max and Ruby's Bucket List by Sylviana reviews
This blast from the past, a yellowed piece of paper, is all that lies at the heart of Max and Ruby's adventures. It's an unlikely map that paves the way to elephant rides, skinny dipping, road trips, starwatching… and lessons in love along the way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Everything Articulated by So Gold reviews
The rest of the school was pretty sure Caroline Addison was asexual. Tori, however, ever the science geek and loyal best friend, was willing to challenge that theory.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Hide and Seek by goldenspork reviews
-"Can I help you?" Why was he giving me that look? Oh. I was hiding in the bushes. Right, that's why. // Sophie doesn't believe in love. Matt, however, does. So he says he can prove love is real, by making her fall for him. Oh boy. DOWN FOR EDITING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Amusement Parks and Car Rides by goldenspork reviews
The God of Reminding You That Football Players Don’t Date Geeky Girls hates me. He hates me with a deep, burning passion. Oneshot fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
I Love Arrogance by kanders reviews
I have this problem: I love arrogant guys. I can't help it! I will be so wrapped up in a new crush that I wouldn't know if that right guy came along if he punched me in the face...which he did. It was an accident, he didn't actually mean to...COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,740 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
My crush is gay by jessicaknows reviews
A humorous look at how my crush could be gay and how I would be fine with it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Stuck In A Bathroom With You by J.S. Goldberg reviews
Have you ever been stuck in a room with someone you hate?Try being stuck in a bathroom with that person...while the party of the year is happening downstairs.Please R&R.Rated T just in case.[COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,506 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
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The monster in me
In the dead of the night, when I am alone The monster comes knocking, on the old battered door
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Beauty reviews
What is it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
This is just a place reviews
This is the room Where my Grandmother died
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
To catch my breath reviews
A poem about enjoying the journey of life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010
Who Knows? reviews
Who knows? Who knows all the answers? A poem about not knowing whats after this life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Now reviews
A poem about living while your alive
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Why? reviews
A poem that asks what the purpose of life is, and goes over the R.S examination board aproved reasons of why we are more than animals / what makes us human.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete