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My name is Katrina. I am a highly dysfunctional, sadistic fourteen year old girl in the 8th grade. I like raw apple cake, cherry pie, and trifle. I want to learn how to professionally cook a soufflé by the time I am seventeen and I don’t want to produce offspring. I like reading old Shakespearean novels and drinking herbal tea. I want to sleep on a cloud and learn Cantonese. I’m an 1/8 Dutch and the rest of me is unknown old English heritage. I have 5 older brothers and 1 younger sister. I hate people who text while you are hanging out/talking to/with them.

Old people scare me. I have no best friends. I like getting enemies. Duct tape makes me feel safe. The earth isn’t big enough for people to overpopulate. I am addicted to my iPod and computer. I love chocolate. I want to own an onion farm when I am older. I want to live by myself. I never want a husband.

The only friends I can name as being good friends are Tyler, Dillon, Kimia, and Maddy. They aren’t best friends but they are good friends. I like turkey sandwiches and camping on the beach. Glee is my favorite TV show. Zelda is my favorite video game(Ocarina of Time is the best) Gossip girl is the most retarded show on the planet. I am a very opinionated person. I have an above average IQ. I am 5’2 and weigh 110 pounds. I am made fun of for being short.

I’m not popular, pretty, or experienced in any way. I’ve never had a boyfriend and never kissed anyone. I like swimming and tennis and volleyball gives me a headache. I love dancing in monsoons and kissing sidewalks. I have a Pomeranian named Bandeau, cutest animal ever. Purple is my favorite color. Paramore and Mayday Parade are my favorite bands. Puffy shirts are the coolest. Except for turtlenecks, I’d like one of those. World Lupus day is on May 10th.

Nazi’s irritate me, Charlie Chaplin is better than Hitler. I want an apron with the words ‘Count Chocula’ on the front in orange and green tie-dye. I love homeless people. I like it when people hang bikes on the wall. And I’d like to try hot air ballooning… thanks for reading!

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Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,950 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/29/2006
The ABC's of Jack Sanders by Aurora Corona reviews
Jack Sanders: my brother's best friend. Reasons why I hate him: he broke off the heads of my barbie dolls, AND he sat on my birthday cake, AND his idea of fun is prancing around the school in my bras, AND . . . Damn, I think I'm falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2008
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Justice Slayer by LetMYEgoBe reviews
This story has been removed by author, please view profile for details.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007
Dear Liz by Madi Rae Cullen reviews
Elizabeth Rose is your normal 16 year old girl, except for one thing; she has never been kissed. One day at school Liz finds a flower with a note attached from a secret admirer. Is it true love or not? And will she figure out who it is?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,125 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009
The Assassin of Kevari by XxDragon Princess NikkixX reviews
When tragedy stikes, Cassandra is forced to leave her simple life behind. Unknowingly she walks arm in arm with her enemy and becomes the greatest assassin the land has ever known. Will Prince Alexander, her childhood rival, help her to see the truth?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2004
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Guardian Angel by Little Miss Angel reviews
[COMPLETE] Eric is half naked when he walks into his room to find Aurora sitting on his bed. What's he supposed to say when she tells him that she's his guardian angel? He's destined for great things, but what happens when forbidden feelings develop?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
The Strength of Eternity by My Works 87 reviews
They were best friends as kids. But time brought realities that tore them apart. Now he's a school player and she's the girl no one notices. Perhaps fate means to reunite them. Chapter 17 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/15/2003
Castle Cintyras by XxDragon Princess NikkixX reviews
Lust, love, revenge, war, hatred, betrayal, passion, and anger. This is the world Katrina lives in. The world devastated by war and the court torn with emotion. Will she live to see it end? COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 105,753 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002