Yakeoff
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Joined 07-16-09, id: 679448, Profile Updated: 03-09-11
Author has written 13 stories for General, Western, Life, Love, Friendship, and Romance.

I'm Jake. Yakeoff is the name my brother gave me. I'm not sure how he came up with it.

You should give me reviews cuz' they make my day, and make me feel extremely important. So make my day, please.

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That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
More Than Meets The Eye by Astraeth00 reviews
There are stories of a jock and a nerd. The popular boy and the shy girl. What happens when a cheerleader meets a geek? The shallow beauty meets the intellectual brain, Now what good can come out of that? Updated 7/16/09!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
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Look to the Horizon
Gerald obsesses over the dreams he has, leading him from one horizon, to another that he never expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Poems Courtesy of a Restless Four Hour Plane Ride
The title is pretty implicit. Four poems, all product of a four plane ride. I'm not sure what I think of them, so feel free to chime in.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 344 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Drip Drop
A portrayal of how hope can fade, and how abruptly it can return.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Empty Vessel
Standing on the cliffs, inanimate and empty.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Published: 3/21/2011
Hold Tightly reviews
Those memories are all that linger.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Stand Tall reviews
Fighting your greatest fight so you may say goodnight, peacefully and overcome with bliss.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Take From Me reviews
Remnants of you remain, left only to mock me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Baby Blue Hope
You have to aspire for something. There's always that light at the end of tunnel, or that baby blue hope. All you can do is hope that it will be worth all your while.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Companions in Solitary
Confined in solitary, Not in loneliness. I have many companions, Despair, horror, desperation."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
The Best Damn Marksman in All of Texas reviews
The sun's setting, and everyone is ready to see the infamous Stanton Smith lynched. Needless to say; Stanton isn't nearly as enthusiastic.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009
Show Me What I've Missed
He enjoys wasting his potential for the mere satisfaction of making a point to the society. Bitter at humanity, Francis thrives off the astonishment of others. Something I scribbled up and never finished. May complete later.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,346 - Published: 2/15/2011
Give It Back
It's a pity to be remembered for nothing but your foolishness and hasty decisions. Sometimes it takes you far too long to realize what beauty really is.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
Enlightenment Through Fire and Flames
A suave, and outlandishly eccentric man kills for the pleasure of conversation and enlightenment, while a melancholic, alcoholic policeman attempts to follow the case. And all the while, Professor Gordon doesn't realize he has the biggest involvement.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,893 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009