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Joined 07-16-09, id: 679533, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 1 story for Haiku.

"If actions speak louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?" -Philosoraptor

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Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she'd meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it's a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Saving Smiles by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Andie doesn't have any patience, especially not for billionaire playboys who also HAPPEN to be good looking. Not that she noticed. Enter Christian, Onyx's Most Eligable Bachelor. Except Andie isn't swept off her feet and Christian wants to know why. **Now available as an ebook in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
The Light House by CrazyCowgirl101 reviews
Its 1942. The world is in the middle of the war. After a terrible storm racks her island, Gwen discovers a man laying in the sand. She doesn't know which is worse, being alone on an island with a man, or that the man is a Nazi, someone she should fear.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Wanted By You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Clint Lucas swore he would never fall in love, especially not with the woman he was currently holding for ransom. But in all honesty, he was halfway there and she made up the difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Darkness Becomes Her by StrawberryCatBeans reviews
Longing. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring, sparking one of the most famous and enduring affairs the world has ever known. Hades and Persephone
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009
My Immortal Commentary by V.M.Stone reviews
I know this is probably qualifies as a fanfic, but *shrug* c'est la vie. Basically, a few friends of mine and I have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way through "My Immortal" and write a full commentary. Hope you enjoy, "prepz."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,229 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Rhyming With Another Summer by noctema reviews
I want to climb into the lap of my rapist father. Novella. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Manhattan Masquerade by Michael Howard reviews
The first adventure of Galen Slaughter and his partners at the Greater Gotham Detective Agency, which includes nearly two hundred historical annotations, is now COMPLETE!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,720 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
What I like about you by Kahlan Locknar reviews
Samantha Matthews has found herself in a difficult situation. a plus size woman and now pregnant by a man she doesn't love. she can't help but be suspicious when suddenly a highly attractive foot doctor starts paying attention to her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
House of Memories by ladygris reviews
Sofia returned to southern New Mexico to make peace with her estranged sister. She never intended to fall for her enigmatic landlord, a man who still mourned his murdered wife.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,101 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Neurotic and Sociopathic In Space! by DeliriousEphemera reviews
So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 226,031 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Inspiring Alice by Zandra Jane reviews
Armed solely with charm and wit, Alice Harvey plans to take the world by storm. With tensions high and war looming, the summer of 1939 holds many surprises for the young woman and she is ready to face them head on. She is ready to be inspired.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,821 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009
Happy Endings by jennycraig10 reviews
“It doesn’t work that way. Sometimes you just don’t get the happy ending,” she said. He looked at her, then with a small smile, he said,“You always get the happy ending. It always comes eventually. You just have to have faith.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Scarfy In The Middle by LilyWolfe reviews
A young Muslim woman is tugged in several different directions by her matchmaker mother, creepy neighbourhood watch man, overloaded work schedule, her housemates, her brothers and her Prince Charming...Adam from across the street.*SKOW WINNER 2010*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
One Man and his Snail by Nausikaa reviews
Ratbreath the tramp lives a comfortable life in his snug wheelie bin beside the motorway, never lonely in the companionship of his best friend, Buggins the snail. But peace cannot last. Trouble is looming on the horizon, set to destroy their way of life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Untitled by UserDoesNotExiest reviews
Caution: This isn't for you.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Take a look at me by Mrs Prince Charming reviews
“The planet Uranus is white-ish, blue-ish, purple-ish and colourful-ish. This shows that my exam is going to result in a failing grade.” //slight mxm//
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
How To Seduce a Millionaire by Queen Anabella reviews
It was the perfect cliché plan from her radical best friend and roommate: seduce the millionaire, get the cash. But the millionaire's a bit of a bastard, unfortunately. Things never go as smoothly as planned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,298 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/12/2007
An Ode to Allergens by qiz bol kween reviews
My allergies have been bothering me lately, so I decided to write an ode to them. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
In Sickness and In Health by treadondreams reviews
A heartfelt speech to a husband.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/20/2003
My Three Haikus reviews
The three haikus I wrote for AB class, I got an B-, I hope you like them since they are my first haikus I've ever written. Please review, which one did you like the best. I accept criticism.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete