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Joined 07-17-09, id: 679596, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Romance.

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Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
Pirates of the Narrow Seas by M. Kei reviews
In the mid 18th century, Lt. Peter Thorton of the British navy must struggle with coming out gay while fighting the Spanish and surviving storms, duels, intrigue, and battle at sea.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,752 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Highrise by Sabe reviews
Slash. After taking in his 3-year-old niece, Matthew Gilbert's social life has been less than exciting. Then he befriends Caleb, an easygoing firefighter who's perpetually avoiding his girlfriend, and things get considerably more interesting for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Me Robot, You Tarzan by My Neighbor's Leg reviews
Convinced he's a robot poised to take over the world, a 17 year old boy finds love in the very last place he expected to find it. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Faith Based Initiative by Hemogoblin reviews
Chris and Ryan have been groomed to be leaders in the conservative Traditional Values Protection Ministry, and they’ve wanted nothing more. That changes when they discover what they mean to each other. Explores themes of homosexuality and religion. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
PSYCHOS by Spraypaint reviews
THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
I Am Thunderbunny by Nesasio reviews
When Jack finds his most cherished childhood toy in his mother's attic he rediscovers more than just an old corduroy rabbit. Rated for language and some mature content.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Malice by Snow Gryphon reviews
Sloane and her best gay friend Ricky are on their last year of enforced schooling. But between a bitch, a psychotic complex between them, a hippy teacher, a sevenyearold AntiChrist, musical numbers and raging insanity, can they survive it? R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Campfire Tales by write-this-down reviews
MM [Slash] Harris James has never believed in ghosts, but after moving to a small southern town with his dad, he may have to start. [Hiatus]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Muse by kalmia raphael reviews
YAOI/SLASH - Asahel is an enigma with something to hide. Nadir is the lover he needlessly betrayed. Now that he's being hunted by an underground organization intent on his destruction, who'll save him? Are old bonds too old to rely on? (Hiatus)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,592 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 7/19/2003
Read this or I'll kill myself, a poem by jevn reviews
A response to bad love poetry
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2005
F*ck the F*cking F*ckers by Megan reviews
This is a poem honoring those idiot people who think that they're sooooo great. Rated 'R' for language.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/19/2001
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You Only Want Me For My Brains reviews
Lupe's looking to hump the nearest available leg. Cody is just trying to stop himself from eating his classmate's brains. Is it love... or necrophilia? SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Transvest Yourself reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete