BaleighTheMadQueenhide bio
 Hi! This is your profanity warning! I tend to be a bit profane, but all "curse words" are used out of love and a need to add emphasis to my statements. Also, it's fun. My name is Baleigh (Bailey), but you can call me Bales. I'm 18 years old, I'm a freshman in college, and my life is pretty good right now. I love to write, but I haven't had a lot of time to do so recently. If you want to know more about me, feel free to drop a PM or review one of my stories! Name: Baleigh, Bales, Bee, Bay Age: 18 (as of June 10th, 2015) Nationality: an American melting pot with lots of anxiety. Location: Kansas City, MO -- Seattle, WA -- San Diego, CA -- Dallas, TX -- St. Louis, MO Appearance: Blonde, 5'5" or 5'6", blue eyes, 175-ish lbs, size 8-8.5 shoe. I wear a lot of yoga pants/athletic leggings, but I don't do a lot of exercise. I have a shit ton of freckles, pale skin, and a pretty nice profile. I'm ranked #1 on my squad's "Who's Hot" list and if that's not an accomplishment I don't know what is... I'd describe my look as a slightly grunge-y, flower-loving, vintage sunglass-wearing, pseudo-punk with a very real nose ring that is supposed to support my transition into full punk, but I haven't quite gotten there, yet. More about me... INFP / Gemini / Slytherin / Cis / Ace / American / Piece of Shit #FeelTheBern2k16 #DownWithDrumpf2k16 Things that I love... I mean, most things. books: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Secret History, all the shitty Shakespeare plays-- I really like high-fantasy and post-apocalyptic bullshit. movies: Star Wars (all of them), Princess Bride, King Arthur (the one with Clive Owen), Rise of the Guardians, Mad Max: Fury Road, Dear White People, Harry Potter (most of them), anything by Tarantino, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, whatever... I'll watch just about anything. tv: Walking Dead, Sense8, SNL, Lie to Me, Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Peaky Blinders, a ton of other bullshit :D Anyway... find me on tumblr: I'm a huge Roosterteeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus fan, so... there's that. |
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Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work? Incomplete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,258 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Dear Moron by Batman is exotic reviews
Guys aren't even supposed to have Diaries. It's against everything that makes them manly. So imagine Mera's shock when she finds the bad-boy of the school's diary. Of course she'll want something in return. "Be my friend." I ordered.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,970 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010
With The Music by lostnfound007 reviews
Reporter Quinn Rafferty gets the chance of a lifetime to interview the latest hit band. Unfortunately for her this means traveling on a bus around the country with four men - and having to ignore the advances of one extremely determined Ryder Sloane. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,856 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Gothic Enchantment by Volurin reviews
Rose Millen didn't understand the concept of relationships, so when a certain goth decided to show her, she was a little bewildered, especially since he had a rather bad habit of touching her inappropriately.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,907 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2008
Born in Fire by bookishwonder reviews
Just your typical college girl falls in love with a sexy Demon student with a heart of gold, who was sent to Earth to investigate a string of numerous suicides on a university campus, kind of love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011
Calendar Girl by Caramel Supernova reviews
June Carrison is not a big fan of movies. And it doesn't help that her mother is a well-known director. This summer though, all June's plans take a turn for the worse when she meets one of the hottest teen actors of the year.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,888 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010
Satanic Reindeer by Pinkamoo reviews
Gazing over at Ely, I look at his creation; he’s drawing a realistic, younger version of Mrs Clause that’s kind of reminiscent of Heidi Montag. I look down at my chest, frowning. “Don’t worry, yours are shapely,” Mat whispers in my ear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
I know your secret by Pinkamoo reviews
I know your secret' the computer screams at me in big, bold text. Like hell they do, no one does.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
A True Ice Princess by Penelope Atkins reviews
No longer hiding my emotions, for I have lost them. I've become a true ice princess, numb to everyone and everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Baby, I've Got A Little Crush On You by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
Eric has a crush on you." I exclaimed at the top of my voice, "Eric has a what on me!" Abruptly, everybody - especially Eric - promptly turned around to stare at me. Oh crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Dear Mom by Penelope Atkins reviews
Look at the results of your parenting.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
I Love You Please Don't Kill Me? by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT Jaden, the captain of the bloodthirsty football team, and possibly the strongest guy in the school stood stuttering before me, "I fell in love with you. I don't know when or how," he flinched, "Don't kill me?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Those Purple Bangs by writesstuff reviews
I didn't fall for Mr. Popular. Believe me...I'd be content with my non-existent life if I did. No...I fell for the crazy, cutting, weirdo...who scares me at times...and with my falling for Mr. Crazy, I abandoned my much loved non-existent life. Great. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,504 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
From Old Ladies to Smiles by live.in.content reviews
I worked at a diner where he's been a regular every weekend for the past year, I obsessively drool over him while he just simply acknowledges my existence. Things were about to change. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Stop, Don't Stop by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT "Would you please stop walking into things and endangering yourself?" he growled angrily. "But don't stop,” he whispered desperately, “Don't stop loving me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
If I Loved You by Tabitha Grey reviews
FINISHED Lia is in a sea of rich kids. She tries to go unnoticed until, in her senior year, she angers the schools most popular guys: the leader, Renji, has it out for her, but Sam, her crush, always happens to save her. THIS IS A NOVELIZATION of a show
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,404 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Monsieur Micah by Pinkamoo reviews
“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Daredevil Darren by Pinkamoo reviews
I widen my eyes and hold my arms up, as she squeals and giggles at the same time, crashing into my chest and bringing me to the grass, winding me. My chest is on fire, both with pain and of that awful fluttering.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
It’s Not Just Nostalgia by Pinkamoo reviews
Lenny’s big brown eyes roll and he sticks his hands in his pockets, walking up closer to me as I walk further back; until I feel my back bump against the wall and he’s standing over me, looking down at me piteously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Cecily by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
She helps them write their songs, and she's in love with their lead singer. What's the most cliched thing that could happen? Having to write a love song... for herself. Fluffy and pointless as usual. Been working on this on and off for awhile. R&R, please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Crystal Moments by Matriaya reviews
Plain old Molly Michaels had never been the object of much attention. When she befriends Nick Landon, the president’s son who has spent a fair amount of his life in the spotlight, she learns what it means to be in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,071 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003